💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

From the Patreon:

>my relationship with my parents are positive
Yeah, since they've basically given up on him and try to avoid him.

>I used to jog every day
Says a man who's never had any tan on his skin and always has been overweight. Can you imagine a man with his attitude running out of breath? "What? Fuck you! I know how to jog, WTF, gremlins made me weak".

>therapy
Bullshit, Alex would've never tolerated anyone telling him that he is wrong.

Game completion percentage is now at 91%, with the 9% being the remaining rivals.

This should've been first, so no one would've bothered with reading the rest of this bullshit. But it's funny how he put more "research" into calculating how exactly ok it would be for him to date a minor than when his fucking game is gonna be finished.

 

[Gargoyle]

• Game completion percentage is now at 91%, with the 9% being the remaining rivals.

That is absolutely bullshit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I vaguely remember that years ago Alex said the game was something like 70% complete when it didn't even have the first rival. His way of assessing how complete YS is has always been really bizarre and nonsensical. In normal development, the rivals would be one of the first things you would implement and build the mechanics and features around them. Since Alex has been handling developing this shit ass-backwards, I have a feeling he is constantly encountering coding issues resulting from attempting to implement the de facto core of the game last.

If we consider the 9 fucking years YS has been is development for as 91%, the game should be ready in ~10 months. Yeah, good luck with that, Evaboy.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Alex disabled his Discord account at some point.
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From the Patreon:
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Including his status report on Sunday.
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TL;DR:

• Alex claims that the assets he had to remove were insignificant and it's assumed that the current list of things to remove is final since volunteers had plenty of time to email him about it.
• While the volunteer team is smaller than it was before, the new volunteers are apparently doing a good job at replacing the assets. Half of the assets were replaced at the time of writing.
• He only had to remove the voice lines of two voice actors, Info-chan and Shiromi, since the others didn't instruct him to do so. He claims that a "surprising number" of voice actors came forward and auditioned to fill the vacant roles, although only a few had the acting ability or audio quality to qualify.
• He claims to have gotten countless messages to not cancel or abandon the game and says he thinks it's possible to recover from "recent setbacks." He'll continue to work on the game, but at a much healthier pace
• Game completion percentage is now at 91%, with the 9% being the remaining rivals.

"muh production quality"
This whole thing is a mess anyway, what're you worried about? That's why you don't implement voice acting before deciding what you're going to put in your fucking game.
So... the rivals that the whole game centers around only count as 1% of the production...? He could have implemented them right after he finished Osana. He said a long time ago that finishing Osana would give him a template for the nine other girls. If his code wasn't like some inbred spaghetti abomination, this shitshow could have been finished before 2019.

 

[Gargoyle]

He said a long time ago that finishing Osana would give him a template for the nine other girls. If his code wasn't like some inbred spaghetti abomination, this shitshow could have been finished before 2019.

I'm not very literate in coding, so maybe someone else can explain the concept better but it was established that Alex hardcodes everything into the source code, which among other issues makes his code very inflexible and leads to situations in which if he changes one aspect of something or adds something, there is a very good chance something else will break. The best example of this is the thousands of bugs and other broken shit that would pop up after an update. If he hardcoded everything related to Osana, which he probably did, it's not going to be so easy to just copy her code and modify it to fit the other rivals.

And, honestly, I don't really get what the "rival template" he talks about even includes. Like, apart some cutscenes, code-wise what is so different about the rivals compared to other NPCs that there could be a different "template" and what is so similar about all 10 of them that they could be made using the same template? What is IN the template, exactly? I really don't understand what the fuck he's talking about, he might be just bullshitting his fans for all I know.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

I'm not very literate in coding, so maybe someone else can explain the concept better but it was established that Alex hardcodes everything into the source code, which among other issues makes his code very inflexible and leads to situations in which if he changes one aspect of something or adds something, there is a very good chance something else will break. The best example of this is the thousands of bugs and other broken shit that would pop up after an update. If he hardcoded everything related to Osana, which he probably did, it's not going to be so easy to just copy her code and modify it to fit the other rivals.

And, honestly, I don't really get what the "rival template" he talks about even includes. Like, apart some cutscenes, code-wise what is so different about the rivals compared to other NPCs that there could be a different "template" and what is so similar about all 10 of them that they could be made using the same template? What is IN the template, exactly? I really don't understand what the fuck he's talking about, he might be just bullshitting his fans for all I know.

I don't doubt that everything about his code goes against the fundamentals of programming. I'm not sure why he seems to love to make things harder for himself so much. Apparently this template includes stuff like cutscenes and dialogue for events that every rival with have (like a monday morning event with Senpai, a confession cutscene, etc).
What baffles me the most is that he considers the games' antagonists to only be 1% of the necessary stuff to code in.

 

[Umikot]

I'm not very literate in coding, so maybe someone else can explain the concept better but it was established that Alex hardcodes everything into the source code, which among other issues makes his code very inflexible and leads to situations in which if he changes one aspect of something or adds something, there is a very good chance something else will break. The best example of this is the thousands of bugs and other broken shit that would pop up after an update. If he hardcoded everything related to Osana, which he probably did, it's not going to be so easy to just copy her code and modify it to fit the other rivals.

And, honestly, I don't really get what the "rival template" he talks about even includes. Like, apart some cutscenes, code-wise what is so different about the rivals compared to other NPCs that there could be a different "template" and what is so similar about all 10 of them that they could be made using the same template? What is IN the template, exactly? I really don't understand what the fuck he's talking about, he might be just bullshitting his fans for all I know.

Indeed, the well-known Student class which is thousands of lines long and handles all of the code for all students. This makes it a maintenance nightmare because this explodes the amount of cases you need to thoroughly cover/test when you make a change.

'dyc3' actually did a code review of decompiled code and made some potential suggestions on the code architecture.
Realistically, indeed, there should be a lot of reusability possible for a lot of the student code, since behavior isn't that different.

 

[Glerd]

That is absolutely bullshit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I vaguely remember that years ago Alex said the game was something like 70% complete when it didn't even have the first rival. His way of assessing how complete YS is has always been really bizarre and nonsensical. In normal development, the rivals would be one of the first things you would implement and build the mechanics and features around them. Since Alex has been handling developing this shit ass-backwards, I have a feeling he is constantly encountering coding issues resulting from attempting to implement the de facto core of the game last.

If we consider the 9 fucking years YS has been is development for as 91%, the game should be ready in ~10 months. Yeah, good luck with that, Evaboy.

i mean it's POSSIBLE- no, it's not TRUE but it's possible if EVERYTHING else in the ENTIRE game was done, and as someone says above a lot of code is reused for rivals then that could be 9 percent. But as you write out, that means the game will be on the shelves by September and we know that's not true.

But if the game gets close to completion he'll do 1940's mode except it's Osana's grandma and she's just butchering Koreans and chinese in a germ war lab.

Like in a way Alex won, lol. Jelly ain't going to the cops, because the cops would want the extensive list of pedophiles she's sold feet pics and pee pee to, and he realized Patreon ain't gonna boot him. He's not even dumb to keep going, it won't get worse than it has, and he got away with the other girl who actually wanted to talk- jelly is well controlled by him, and her own actions, to never be able to rat on him for real.

So expect another 5 years of development so he can make sure everyone has forgotten and he can develop a brand new troupe of bubblegummers to worship him.

 

[Kirtto]

This was apparently taken from a supporters-only Discord stream from six months ago (A)
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One of his facecam streams from 2020 for comparison
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making yandere dev is melting his body

 

[José Mourinho]

If the game is 91% complete as what he said I have a feeling he'll just copypaste the rivals and reduce the scope of the game (like he won't be implementing all 10 rivals but like a reduced amount of it), be done within a year (though rather optimistically), and then release it somewhere (certainly not on Steam) for a few bucks.

I really see no reason for him to keep on going with this project with multiple people quitting and his Patreon going from $5,000+ to $1,000+ monthly, and constantly getting deservedly mocked daily. It's one thing to be notorious for not having your game done, it's another to be known to be grooming a minor and this is not something that can go away easy within years as you will be known for that for the rest of your life.

 

[Glerd]

I really see no reason for him to keep on going with this project with multiple people quitting and his Patreon going from $5,000+ to $1,000+ monthly

I see 1000 reasons lol. NEETs don't get jobs.

Smelly jelly the piss jar queen saying she has illegal stuff saved and that she's involved with the authorities. Which ones? The ones in her head she made up

Jane getting mad at people for not telling her story correctly

So jelly has been with her boyfriend for a year, but during this time she tried to fuck alex, whom she has said she really loved.

Damn imagine being Jelly's boyfriend lol. I can't believe he stayed, what a cuckold. YOU CAN DO BETTER BRO GET A LESS SMELLY GF!

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

I see 1000 reasons lol. NEETs don't get jobs.

Smelly jelly the piss jar queen saying she has illegal stuff saved and that she's involved with the authorities. Which ones? The ones in her head she made up

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Jane getting mad at people for not telling her story correctly

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So jelly has been with her boyfriend for a year, but during this time she tried to fuck alex, whom she has said she really loved.

Damn imagine being Jelly's boyfriend lol. I can't believe he stayed, what a cuckold. YOU CAN DO BETTER BRO GET A LESS SMELLY GF!

What reason do we have to believe anything Jelly says anymore? The list of gross stuff she posted like the feet butter and the piss jars seem too specific and embarrassing to be fabricated, but this situation? She's been trying to cover her tracks. Someone get this girl's parents involved, oh my God.

 

[joker jimmy]

I've called the FBI, local police stations, and possible schools she had/is attending

Wow definitely don't do this ever again

 

[RedGermaine]

I see 1000 reasons lol. NEETs don't get jobs.

Smelly jelly the piss jar queen saying she has illegal stuff saved and that she's involved with the authorities. Which ones? The ones in her head she made up

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Jane getting mad at people for not telling her story correctly

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So jelly has been with her boyfriend for a year, but during this time she tried to fuck alex, whom she has said she really loved.

Damn imagine being Jelly's boyfriend lol. I can't believe he stayed, what a cuckold. YOU CAN DO BETTER BRO GET A LESS SMELLY GF!

Imagine getting cuckolded by Alex fucking Mahan

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Okay hear me out

We take all the shit from YanDev's game that he can't actually copyright, copy it 1-1, fix it up...

and put it in a different fucking engine than Unity so it doesn't run like dogshit. Like even DosBox would be better. Fuck Unity.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Okay hear me out

We take all the shit from YanDev's game that he can't actually copyright, copy it 1-1, fix it up...

and put it in a different fucking engine than Unity so it doesn't run like dogshit. Like even DosBox would be better. Fuck Unity.

Make it one of those cursed RTX-enabled Unreal Engine memes and you might be onto something here.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Okay hear me out

We take all the shit from YanDev's game that he can't actually copyright, copy it 1-1, fix it up...

and put it in a different fucking engine than Unity so it doesn't run like dogshit. Like even DosBox would be better. Fuck Unity.

I remember at least two? three? attempts at doing pretty much that, but they all failed because, despite boasting about their superiority to the lolcow discussed in this thread, the people behind them were spergs more or less on par with Alex himself.
If anyone is more knowledgeable on the yansim clones drama and dr apeis type speds please correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a long time.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I remember at least two? three? attempts at doing pretty much that, but they all failed because, despite boasting about their superiority to the lolcow discussed in this thread, the people behind them were spergs more or less on par with Alex himself.
If anyone is more knowledgeable on the yansim clones drama and dr apeis type speds please correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a long time.

There actually was a completed and released YanSim clone called Yandere School. It was apparently alright, but pretty basic.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Okay hear me out

We take all the shit from YanDev's game that he can't actually copyright, copy it 1-1, fix it up...

and put it in a different fucking engine than Unity so it doesn't run like dogshit. Like even DosBox would be better. Fuck Unity.

Would it really be worth it? We have an entire thread on yandere simulator fangame failures. They generate their own hurricanes of drama. There was even a group of people from the Farms who tried to make one several years ago, and it ended up abandoned like the rest of them.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Would it really be worth it? We have an entire thread on yandere simulator fangame failures. They generate their own hurricanes of drama. There was even a group of people from the Farms who tried to make one several years ago, and it ended up abandoned like the rest of them.

It would only be worth it if

1) The game was finished.
2) It was good.
3) You have enough passion to invest all the time, effort and resources into making it.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

It would only be worth it if

1) The game was finished.
2) It was good.
3) You have enough passion to invest all the time, effort and resources into making it.

Alex has done none of those things. He knows he can milk this for all it's worth, and that's why there's so little progress between updates. The only reason Osana was ever implemented is because Love Letter was announced. This fucking moron convinced his child audience that he needs to polish the game before adding the core features (aka the rivals), and now he's going around claiming that the main antagonists only account for 1% of the game.
Part of the reason Hitman works is because every mission takes place in a different location. That aspect alone manages to keep gameplay fresh. Maybe yandere sim could work if it had a more character driven story as opposed to all the ridiculous features Alex is so convinced he needs to add.