🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Todd Weiss]

Chantal would, without a moments thought, eat Chantal bacon.

Piglet would eat anything — including poop, if you covered it in sauce & cheese — to avoid dear ol' dad's absence from her pathetic life.

 

[goat sneed]

Just adding that I absolutely hate this face so much.

Her goofy funcle faces are so damn stupid, but they let us see that amazing dental care:

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

This really makes me lol. Normal married couples know the date they tied the knot... there's paperwork to remind you just in case you forgot. This heifer claiming that their anniversary is private is hysterical. In most places, it's public knowledge, but assuming things work differently in Kuwait, why don't you know the exact date you married the love of your life? Why would that be private information?

What’s weirder is that they told us their anniversary date was Nov 11th last year. I’m sure someone better than me could find a clip. This whole not claiming the date is new.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Her goofy funcle faces are so damn stupid, but they let us see that amazing dental care:
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Literally

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

This really makes me lol. Normal married couples know the date they tied the knot... there's paperwork to remind you just in case you forgot. This heifer claiming that their anniversary is private is hysterical. In most places, it's public knowledge, but assuming things work differently in Kuwait, why don't you know the exact date you married the love of your life? Why would that be private information?

It was November 6, 2022 when she posted the "WE ARE MARRIED!" community post of the wedding rings and candle. And the Burger King video when we first saw Salad with our own eyes proving he was real.



Making sure to obnoxiously flash the ring while talking to the camera:



The reason I believe she won't say the exact date they were married is either:

(a). They aren't legally married.
(b). Some weird loophole marriage (which she did allude to awhile back) and is afraid of being caught.
(c). She doesn't even know the date (because she knows it's not a real marriage).
(d). They are legally married now, but it took place way after November 6, 2022, so she can't admit it now.

But yeah, she looks really stupid saying "We won't say what our exact wedding date was. That's private."
That sounds suspicious as hell.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Salah is absolutely using "We're not legally married" as the reason for not having to sex her up (however that would even work). Even as a "Pious Mooslim" she would at least allude to getting dicked down. That's just her. Nothing else she does suggests any adherence to any religion. She has often turned off the Call to Prayer when she was livestreaming.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Salah is absolutely using "We're not legally married" as the reason for not having to sex her up (however that would even work). Even as a "Pious Mooslim" she would at least allude to getting dicked down. That's just her. Nothing else she does suggests any adherence to any religion. She has often turned off the Call to Prayer when she was livestreaming.

She has clapped back with the claim, that salad "satisfy her in any way possible" in a live. I remember it, bc it made me choke on my coffee. Personally I dont think hed touch her gross unwashed parts but shes still the 14 year old, who thinks creepy movies and making out with gross older men are "kewl" and even in her pious muslim larp, she has to let ppl know, that she is desired by a man.
ETA its a live from her first round in Kuwait if I remember correctly

 

[xogossipgorl]

Re the tiny chicken: it might be that Kuweight is like Europe in restricting hormones, antiobiotics or GMOs. Euro chickens are very small.
Or she had to buy a scrawny one due to money constraints.

This is way late, but thinking about the red light district in Thailand. Do you gorls think she would agree to getting with a ladyboy/true female prostitute as part of a threesome, just to be able to get some action from her pasty retard?

I know that she got somewhat bullied into eating DD's gray pussy, but if Nader and DD offered to make Chantal a permanent part of their gross relationship, I think she'd do it. So maybe she would have done the same for Salad, just to get some?
I'll accept this is retarded, just pondering.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Re the tiny chicken: it might be that Kuweight is like Europe in restricting hormones, antiobiotics or GMOs. Euro chickens are very small.

Apparently contrary to popular belief, per USDA regulation, it is forbidden to use hormones in chickens, hogs, or cattle intended for human consumption. While antibiotic use is allowed for prevention or treatment of disease during the rearing process, there are a number of restrictions, including a mandatory "washout" period prior to slaughter and testing of meat for antibiotic residues prior to marketing. Additionally, the only antibiotics which may be used during the production of poultry and meat are those without analogues for use in humans. The use of prophylactic antibiotics in poultry production doesn't have a statistically significant impact on overall production numbers.

In sum, the "no added hormones or antibiotics" labeling on poultry and meat is just marketing hype. The reason American chickens are so grotesquely huge and disgusting is because of selective breeding. Most chickens intended for the poultry and egg market in the United States come from only 2 breeding companies, which have spent decades selecting chickens for size. It has nothing to do with antibiotics or hormones.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm watching ffg reacting to crackhead olympics, and this may be an unpopular opinion, but she is much more attractive than I assumed she was. I had a vision of what she looked like based on the horrible pictures Chantal always post of her, so maybe my expectations were kower because of that. Either way, she is definitely much prettier than chantal and she has a great head of hair too. No wonder she tries to rag on her looks.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"We're not legally married"

I keep seeing folks say that Sally's using this as an excuse to avoid hoisting the gunt, but you can be married in the eyes of Allah or whatever and not have a civil marriage. I mean sure, maybe he's convinced her of this but if so it's on her for being a fucking retard.

Do you guys think she has a sex drive? I really don't. She's had a full hysterectomy without the aid of supplemental hormones and she's a diabetic snarfing down carbs and sugars constantly. Between her blood sugar, poor circulation, heart struggles, breathing struggles, near total lack of sex hormones, and general discomfort in her swollen, reeking body, I just don't think she gives a single fuck about sex. Add in some random SSRIs and God knows what other prescription shit and no way.

I don't really understand the dynamic between her and Sally but I think sex has been off the table from the jump. She still likes the idea of being a sexual chubby-but-pretty girl so she plays that hand sometimes but I'm gonna guess the last time she felt a tingle in her nethers it was with the assistance of good ol Crystal Meth which makes people want to fuck literally anything.

 

[eggs_over_easy]

New upload from Chantal

October 21, 2023
MAKING HOMEMADE CHEF BOYARDEE'S BEEFARONI AND CHEESY GARLIC BREAD

Spoiler: Highlights

• Chantal added an additional "eating noise" sound effect to the end of her "Hello, Foodie Beauties" tag (not sure if she's been doing this, and I just now noticed it)
• Promo from Chef Boyardee, reminiscent of older mukbangs where she would include a vintage commercial (e.g., Wendy's, Pizza Hut) before the meal itself
• Chantal breathing heavily, leaning for support on surfaces, coughing -- same crabby attitude from previous cooking video that makes me wonder why she is doing these (not that I'm complaining -- Chantal cooking videos are a personal fave)
• Not sure I've ever boiled pasta in a skillet, nor seen anyone else (Chantal gets very defensive about her putting pasta to boil in water... that's not boiling)
• Chantal cooks the hell out of the "mince(d)" meat -- kept getting confused and thought she was saying she'd put mint in with the meat to cook -- garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, and... steak sauce
• Stove says it's 8:15; Chantal feels it important to say it's "like 5 PM" -- not sure why it matters
• Chantal is bringing the carton of cream back into rotation
• Maybe it's just me, but I love when Chantal punctuates steps in cooking with "okaaay," as if reassuring herself or us that progress is happening
• Not too much cheese on top: "I'm not really feeling the cheese today"
• Star Wipe! (Love this addition to the videos, reminds me of when Homer made a dating video for Ned after Maude died)
• Boiling hot pasta bake served on disposable plate
• Be on the lookout for mukbang video

 

[Random Internet Person]

New upload from Chantal

October 21, 2023
MAKING HOMEMADE CHEF BOYARDEE'S BEEFARONI AND CHEESY GARLIC BREAD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dm-Xb2K5XtY

Does she REALLY think people will be impressed by this?

 

[Neko GF]

New upload from Chantal

October 21, 2023
MAKING HOMEMADE CHEF BOYARDEE'S BEEFARONI AND CHEESY GARLIC BREAD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dm-Xb2K5XtY

Archive (480p):

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

And we begin with her sitting.......ah memories!! Sitting on the box of a gay, watching the views go away...

What in the fucked face is going on here????

A testament to her efforts and that only half her ass fits on whatever she is sitting on

One pan boiling.....my way!!

MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE??

Beef in butter, the Paula Deen way, with a side of hate

Cheesy garlic bread hamburger buns and NO this is not a broke struggle meal! WHERE'S YOUR HUZZBAN!?!?!

Sloparoni the Chantalisco t(h)reat

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She really can't think of a better cooking video setup than "here's my gargantuan backside"?

These cooking videos are so bad. I love them.

ETA: What the fuck, Chantal

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Wut? Again with the Worcestershire steak sauce?

Chef Boyardee would nevah. *

Beefaroni Ingredients: Water, Tomatoes (Tomato Puree, Water), Enriched Pasta (Durum Wheat Semolina, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate [Vitamin B1], Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Beef, Less than 2% of: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Salt, Modified Corn Starch, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color), Enzyme Modified Cheese (Cheddar Cheese [Pasteurized Milk, Cultures, Salt, Enzymes], Water, Sodium Phosphate, Xanthan Gum), Flavorings.​

Four (4!) full shopping carts of food (AND! all of that bought a day after an additional, different grocery delivery haul)...

...BUT!...zero traces of the second most important ingredient in Beefaroni (right after the gott-dammed "water.")

Moar leik "Beef-Erroneous," amirite?

Such meal prep shopping/planning, much lifestyle influencer Mise en Place!

Wharz yer tomato paste/tomato puree...or even one fucking "Fresh!" TOMATO, Chef MerryHam?

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ETA: * Ack-tooly, this whole "Chef at Chantal Cooks, My KuWeighty Way" Arc, is an amusing improvement, no?

BUT! Instead of being impotently ass-chapped, crazy-jealous of FFG's savvy to pull the YooToobBux...​

...the Al-Refae's again blow it by missing a deadsimple way they could easily tap into a desperately-needed revenue stream.​

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Wharz yer Foodie Beauty's Branded Kitchenware Swag, Chinny? - Pot-Holders! - Aprons! - Tea-fucking-Towels!​

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If only they were schmart enough to set up a wee drop-ship merch store...and, it's lidderally THIS EASY to do ​

...took me alla 10 minutes. International sales! ...AND! is infinitely easier than Salad hustling in the heat, DinarStore-to-DinarStore, with boxes of Beezer FUPA spray.​

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Note: © Kiwi Farms i.e., Make ur own damn merch, Chins, ya lazy bint.​

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She could call the online shop: "MerryHam's Michelin (Ma'm) Merch!"​

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Meanwhile...I'll be surprised if Nads doesn't take advantage of this development to snipe Chins' content by creating his own "My Way!" slop versions of her slop.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Am I the only one who thinks that she is severely depressed? She is back on her meds, right?

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Does she REALLY think people will be impressed by this?

Yes.

MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE??

Fat and retardation for 200

 

[All About Particles]

Chantal's Cooking Wisdom:
When you fry meat, let it stay in the pan for some time to let the fat evaporate.