Why did Null not stream today?

[Gog & Magog]

speculation thread

 

[Twinkletard]

he had to do laundry

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Ate too much pizza.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

He got gassed by multiple dragons sitting in the car eating pizza.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

didnt elaine just go on a trip and refuse to say where?

 

[King George III]

Kidnapped by Mossad. Anything posted by the "Null" account isn't really him. DO NOT BELIVER THEIR LIES

 

[MadStan]

He shacked up with an Abo and is huffing paint.

 

[Gog & Magog]

He shacked up with an Abo and is huffing paint.

@Dyn YOU LET HIM GO NOW!!!

 

[Archeopthryx]

He spent all night testing his Vtuber avatar.

 

[Lidl Drip]

He made a gumroad video instead.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He drank the mangosteen juice and just as Sonichu's curse was passed to Rekieta, Lowtax's ghost was able to fully possess him, his spine is crumbling to dust as we speak and his toes are too sweaty for him to stand long enough to get to his desk.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the lowtax stream actually ended up summoning his ghost and now null has to gather 7 sacred lolcow relics in order to banish the ghost of lowtax before halloween or else null loses his soul and lowtax is reborn as nulltax.

 

[Feefee81093]

Watch it be he streamed with some channel we don't know.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He drank the mangosteen juice and just as Sonichu's curse was passed to Rekieta, Lowtax's ghost was able to fully possess him, his spine is crumbling to dust as we speak and his toes are too sweaty for him to stand long enough to get to his desk.

New accounts on KF will now cost $10

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Null had a tummy ache and he had to have a lie down

 

[SNU]

Wisdom tooth grew back. Had to be removed again