🐱 Jezebel refuses to review No Man's Sky

http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230

For those of you who have spent the past week wondering why Jezebel has not yet published a review of the long-awaited PC/console game No Man’s Sky, allow us to explain ourselves: we find the name of this “first person space travel” game to be distasteful, offensive, and shamelessly anti-feminist.

Jezebel will not be reviewing—or even playing—No Man’s Sky. In a game that claims to take place inside “an infinite procedurally generated galaxy,” there should be more than enough room for equality.

https://twitter.com/bobbyfinger/with_replies

 

[BILLY MAYS]

>2016
>Jezebel

So this is how extra dumb tastes like.

 

[piripiri]

Maybe you are a woman in it and the title alludes to the fact you own the skies.

 

[Yaks]

Why not Zoidberg?

 

[AnOminous]

You hope this is one of those trolls who post super stupid shit just to see how dumb you can be and get away with it.

But that would still mean there is someone dumb enough to "publish" this absolute nonsense.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Well, okay then.

 

[tarni]

When did Jezebel become The Onion?

 

[Aquinas]

When did Jezebel become The Onion?

The real question is, when was it ever relevent?

 

[XYZpdq]

This reminds me of when Trump was asked about if Jeb might endorse him or not. I think his response was something like "Who the hell cares?"

 

[Captain_Asshole]

....Are we certain the post is not satire?

 

[RP 520]

Isn't Jezebel up there with Salon and The Atlantic on how irrelevant and unashamedly biased they are?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

....Are we certain the post is not satire?

Jezebel cannot satire.

 

[TowinKarz]

And THERE'S the double-down.

Normally, I'd point out here the failure of historical research as "No Mans Sky" is simply a futurization of "No Mans Land", the military term for the contested ground between the lines that nobody currently holds... but, since I think everyone these days has heard that term and knows, if only obliquely, what it means, threre's no excuse for this decision besides plain old virtue-signalling. Why we're so pro-feminist we won't even TOUCH anything that has "man" in it!

They can't be that stupid, but they can certainly be that dense and stubborn.

This is like a restaurant critic refusing to review a place because the flatware is longer than it is wider, and you KNOW what the implication of THAT is.

 

[Ntwadumela]

And the Cuck Of The Year 2016 award goes to...
BOBBY FINGER OF JEZEBEL!
To accompany his award he will receive complementary tickets to Detroit for some Black cock!

 

[QI 541]

Why exactly is Jezebel expected to review a video game anyways? Isn't that Kotaku's job?

 

[Splendid]

You hope this is one of those trolls who post super stupid shit just to see how dumb you can be and get away with it.

But that would still mean there is someone dumb enough to "publish" this absolute nonsense.

lolcow.news

 

[Cosmos]

Gawker writers are literally walking parodies at this point.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

In the words of Crow T. Robot: " 'Man'? You're not a man. You're more of a box turtle...."

 

[Picklepower]

I just checked what other stuff this dude wrote and its all celebrity gossip b.s, Im calling satire.

 

[Aquinas]

Jezebel, so no.
if its truly anything, its just to get up publicity so more people will read the 'scandalous' review that they will do