🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votos: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votos: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votos: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votos: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votos: 10 11.2%

  • Total de votantes
    89
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Well, I have proof that Salazar is still in the picture. Here's the picture






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Damn, I think this is the saddest picture that's been in the thread in awhile.
This is kinda old but I’ve just caught up on the thread and this picture made me seriously MATI. I’m a huge reptile sperg and long time snake keeper. I’ve never had a ball python specifically but am pretty aware of their care requirements. If you need a refresher on my opinion of Pissa’s snake care, here’s a post I wrote ages ago:
As a reptile sperg, I decided to do a thorough analysis of Polissa’s snake care (spoiler: it’s bad).

Here is a list of everything wrong with this picture:
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1. NO HIDES! This is the worst one IMO, snakes absolutely need adequate hiding places to feel safe, and balls in particular are know for being shy and timid. It’s hard to explain how cruel this is if you don’t know much about snakes but trust me it’s super fucked up. Keep in mind that this tank is constantly surrounded by cats, which are terrifying predators to a ball python. Imagine being forced to live in a little glass box surrounded by hungry lions with no place to hide at all. This could be fixed for little to no cost. You can easily make snake hides by cutting a hole in some plastic box or bowl (both easily found at any dollar store) and if you’re really desperate you can use a cardboard box (just be sure to replace it if it gets moldy).
2. No cover or enrichment at all. It looks like there’s some kind of rock but it’s hard to see because of the angle. I can’t see the substrate (if there is any) for the same reason.
3. Dirty water in a plastic dish that looks easy to knock over.
4. The tank is too small. Some ball python people would say that this is an ok size but at best it’s bare minimum.
5. Salazar is obviously trying to escape. Most snakes do this occasionally even if they’re in large setups with hides, water, enrichment, etc but I get a special sense of desperation from that picture. Even if she did escape, I don’t like her chances of even getting out of the trailer with so many cats around, and then the winter would probably kill her anyways.
6. Josh is so oblivious to how bad all this is that he publicly posted this photo.
7. Most of what I said in the old snake post still stands. The air quality might be even worse than it was then, and that’s saying a lot. Reptiles have fairly delicate respiratory systems so the air (if you can even call it that at this point) in the trailer is a serious concern. I don’t even light scented candles in the same room as my reptiles.

Where the fuck is the basking rock? Basking light with UVA bulb? UVB bulb that reptiles need to process calcium? Hide area? Clean water? Soft cover?

This is fucking cruel. I feel for that poor snake. It's suffering from improper care and it can't voice its complaints.
Balls don’t need basking rocks or UVA/UVB. Some people argue that all reptiles benefit from UV lighting but snakes don’t need it to be healthy the way a lot of lizards, turtles, etc do. Ball pythons are mostly nocturnal and spend much of their time hiding under something so IMO they don’t really get much out of having UV. In Salazar’s case it could actually be bad or at least unpleasant because she has no way of shielding herself from a hypothetical UV bulb. It’s hard to see what the heating setup is, so hopefully there’s a heat pad under one side of the cage. An underbelly heat pad with a thermostat is a completely serviceable heating setup for a snake like this, and they don’t need any kind of special lighting. You’re right about how awful this though.

Edit: actually wrote the main part of the post (I hit the post button early)
 
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Keep in mind that this tank is constantly surrounded by cats, which are terrifying predators to a ball python. Imagine being forced to live in a little glass box surrounded by hungry lions with no place to hide at all.
She had the same shit with the rat that they kept after the snake they had at the time (I don't remember if it was Apollo or Salazar) failed to eat it. Poor thing had nowhere to hide and was surrounded by felines.

And thanks, I wasn't aware that ball pythons are different from the other reptiles I've kept with regards to needing UVB to process calcium. But I'll still stand firmly in the camp of 'it's good for all reptiles' with my veterinarian and still harp on Pissa for not having a bulb and a hide so Salazar can shield herself from it as desired.
 
No cover or enrichment at all. It looks like there’s some kind of rock but it’s hard to see because of the angle. I can’t see the substrate (if there is any) for the same reason.
Knowing Polissa, and just looking at all of the fucked up things about this "habitat", it's one of those electric heat rocks, which are really unnecessary and downright dangerous for reptiles. I know you know this, @On a Journey, but for people not familiar with reptile care requirements, electric heat rocks are totally unsuitable for their stated purpose, and they should probably not even be sold. Because they're cold-blooded, reptiles have trouble regulating their body temperature, and electric basking rocks can easily cause serious, even life-threatening burns.

The water in the dish in the aquarium is absolutely filthy, too. Herps can get nasty infections and parasites from unsanitary living conditions, and pythons, even little ones like ball pythons, like having a source of clean water deep enough to submerge themselves in.

This setup is beyond negligent; it's unconscionable to force any reptile to have to live that way. Honestly, saying this breaks my heart, but after seeing this photo, I hope Salazar is dead so she doesn't have to endure this cruelty any longer.

It especially sucks to see this inexcusable low-effort trash fire of a reptile habitat because ball pythons are actually a very easy snake to care for and are often recommended for beginners for that reason. They generally have docile temperaments, they stay a manageable size, and their care and feeding requirements are much less complicated than those of other reptiles. As far as exotic pets go, they're pretty straightforward. Too many assholes like Polissa and Joh hear "beginner friendly" and think they can treat a living thing like an expendable toy. @On a Journey, you're totally right about the desperation in this photo. Not even sure what it is, exactly, but it's harrowing to look at.

Poor Salazar. Polissa and Joh should not be allowed to have pets. Owning a living being is not a human right, and clearly, not everyone can handle it.
 
I have a few confirmations.

First one, that Joh still has a job

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Second, that Polissa went out with her cousins yesterday. Strangely, she posted seven pictures of the happy family with no commentary or as an album on her art page. I will be spoilering the pictures because of the kid cousin in every single shot.

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Confirmation that it’s a child cousin:

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Apparently family is awesome when you’re allowed to go the state fair with them

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The bizarre thing is twofold. One, she posted these photos separately onto her art page, all without commentary. Second, if you have an art or business page on Facebook, you have to manually switch between them and your personal. Was she high when she posted these on her art page? Does she realize that she has random pictures of a toddler on her art page, and has been for over eight hours now? I’m pretty sure that these were meant for her private Facebook page. Even then, no album? She posts like a boomer. Wonder how long it’ll be before she realizes her fuck up.
 
Ah, reposting after an outage erased everything. My favorite.

Polissa couldn't bother to provide commentary on seven photos of her baby cousin (which I now think is on her art page on purpose; remember how excited she was about her phone camera?), but she was able to gush about her new backyard piano

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Ah, reposting after an outage erased everything. My favorite.

Polissa couldn't bother to provide commentary on seven photos of her baby cousin (which I now think is on her art page on purpose; remember how excited she was about her phone camera?), but she was able to gush about her new backyard piano

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(pianofaggot resumes sobbing about mistreated sad piano)
 
Sadly, I missed the piano faggotry that was lost in the outage and rollback. But I will say that a mossy, damp, mildewed forest piano probably isn't the best addition to the Casa, if it even fits through the door and doesn't fall straight through the floor the second the bring it in.
This thing will be, at best, out of tune and at worst home to a family of opossums.
 
Humidity is bad for pianos. That thing doesn't stand a chance in a tin can trailer in Alabama.

I will be very disappointed if we don't see Polissa playing honky tonk piano on that thing while Joh accompanies her on the tub trumpet.
 
Imagine you're Joh. You're underneath the trailer in the sweltering Alabama heat. Your untreated diabetes causes jolts of pain through your fingers as you try to mash together the existing 3/8 inch plumbing pipe with the 1/2 inch pipe you scavenged from the dumpster at a local build site. Somewhere above you, you can hear what sounds like two hamhocks bashing repeatedly into the keys of a de-tuned piano. Your wife of many years (she couldn't afford to divorce you) sings out in her sweetest Blanche voice, normally reserved for tiktok.

"Josh, honey, can you fetch me a gallon of drinking water? I don't have the spoons to get it myself. Remember to use the drinking bucket, not the shitting bucket this time."
 
i really want her to play it, film it and upload it because it would be nothing short of fucking hilarious.

no floor, no working shitter, no running water, cat piss pillows, numerous suffering animals, all inside a shack that looks like a weak fart could knock it over, but at least polly can tinkle on them ivories right?

(sidenote: oh i have fucking missed this thread. lost the farms for a while. the fact that they moved/were forced into tub trumpet terrace afterall is amazing)
 
Imagine you're Joh. You're underneath the trailer in the sweltering Alabama heat. Your untreated diabetes causes jolts of pain through your fingers as you try to mash together the existing 3/8 inch plumbing pipe with the 1/2 inch pipe you scavenged from the dumpster at a local build site. Somewhere above you, you can hear what sounds like two hamhocks bashing repeatedly into the keys of a de-tuned piano. Your wife of many years (she couldn't afford to divorce you) sings out in her sweetest Blanche voice, normally reserved for tiktok.

"Josh, honey, can you fetch me a gallon of drinking water? I don't have the spoons to get it myself. Remember to use the drinking bucket, not the shitting bucket this time."

>implying Polissa drinks water like a peasant
 
She really is doing her best to make her own little hell on earth isn't she? It would be better to just walk out into the woods and set up a tent than to sleep in her hovel.

I bet her next move will be to glue seashells to the floor because she likes the ocean or something and they will all break and become like shards of glass to walk on.
 
Imagine you're Joh. You're underneath the trailer in the sweltering Alabama heat. Your untreated diabetes causes jolts of pain through your fingers as you try to mash together the existing 3/8 inch plumbing pipe with the 1/2 inch pipe you scavenged from the dumpster at a local build site. Somewhere above you, you can hear what sounds like two hamhocks bashing repeatedly into the keys of a de-tuned piano. Your wife of many years (she couldn't afford to divorce you) sings out in her sweetest Blanche voice, normally reserved for tiktok.

"Josh, honey, can you fetch me a gallon of drinking water? I don't have the spoons to get it myself. Remember to use the drinking bucket, not the shitting bucket this time."
I wish someone other than Polissa were filming this saga. It's starting to sound like Grey Gardens.
 
Between the piano and the tub trumpet, I’m just picturing the Campbells and their cats performing in a junkyard backyard band like they’re Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids

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Polissa posted another landscape photo, this time through a dirty car window.

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I’ll admit, my brain initially thought that the water droplet was roadkill that Polissa did not notice while taking her shot. That actually would’ve made the shot ironically good imo.

Joh’s activity has picked up, even if it’s mostly memes. I don’t usually share them because they’re mostly reposted manchild shit with no original thought added, but here are some things that he tagged Polissa in or show this man’s line of thinking.

A “witchy” swing for Polissa

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He tagged both of Polissa’s accounts in this oh so good “prank”

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I wonder if this is a very subtle “hint hint” for the Mrs or just Joh being a pig

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And a couple more that illustrate that Joh is a simple, angry man with simple wants of $500 tattoos and barbecue. Lots and lots of barbecue.

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Well, okay. I would rather the brisket too. Brisket good. Josh does talk a lot about how he wants barbecue, though, to the point that his cravings pop up in memes he didn’t even make.
 
Well, okay. I would rather the brisket too. Brisket good. Josh does talk a lot about how he wants barbecue, though, to the point that his cravings pop up in memes he didn’t even make.

That nigga is the picture of protein calorie malnutrition, of course he's craving meat all the time. Even if Polissa is feeling charitable enough to allow him an entire 24oz Mello Yello to himself after she works him like a slave all day, he's pissing out all that HFCS pretty much intact. Bitch would be well advised to be a little less stingy with her food stamps, or the next time a cat gets on his nerves Josh is gonna chuck it in the Instant Pot with bourbon sauce.
 
There's pretty decent protein in beans and rice, and it's not half bad for diabetics either. Plus it's cheap as fuck. Polissa's eye just started twitching however and she inexplicably got the urge to make a tiktok about how universal basic income should include monthly mello yello provisions.
 
That nigga is the picture of protein calorie malnutrition, of course he's craving meat all the time. Even if Polissa is feeling charitable enough to allow him an entire 24oz Mello Yello to himself after she works him like a slave all day, he's pissing out all that HFCS pretty much intact. Bitch would be well advised to be a little less stingy with her food stamps, or the next time a cat gets on his nerves Josh is gonna chuck it in the Instant Pot with bourbon sauce.

It is actually pretty freaky seeing Joh get skinnier and skinnier while Polissa gets fatter and fatter. It’s like she’s literally sucking the life out of him. I wouldn’t be shocked if Josh goes first. Diabetics used to waste away just like our angry diabetic before synthetic insulin was mass produced. The fact that we’re witnessing it now in 2023 America is shocking to me.
 
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