UK Britain is turning into South Africa - From schools to prisons, our state is crumbling

https://unherd.com/2023/09/britain-is-turning-into-south-africa/
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I’ve always suspected that Europeans are incapable of understanding South Africa, the strange and complicated nation where I was born and often return. At bottom, the issue is this: how can people so accustomed to safety, stability and a well-functioning state really grasp the nature of a place where none of these things can be taken for granted?

I feel obliged to say that South Africa is a wonderful country, and a resilient one. For every horror story you see in the media — most recently the tragic blaze in Johannesburg — there are many things worthy of love. Nonetheless, three decades after the end of apartheid, it is obvious that the ruling African National Congress (ANC) has failed in its historic mission: to spread the living standards formerly enjoyed by the white minority to the broad mass of the population. It has, if anything, achieved the opposite, overseeing the dereliction of the infrastructure and human potential on which any such improvement would depend.



Metaphors for this failure are everywhere. Railways that took my parents to their summer holidays as children now lie rusting and abandoned. Supermarkets sell asphalt for drivers to fill in potholes for themselves (the product is marketed as gatvol, which means both “hole-full” and “fed-up”). Criminal gangs, their numbers buoyed by an unemployment rate above 30%, cut down traffic lights for scrap, steal transformers from power stations and collapse roads with illegal mining operations. Eskom, the national power monopoly, is so ravaged by corruption that daily blackouts now last as long as nine hours.

Especially since the reign of former president Jacob Zuma, politics has descended into a looting operation that extends from multinational businesses down to local mafias, even as the impoverished majority finds its taps running dry and its sewage systems spilling over. Anger is quelled with promises to expropriate farmland and wealth from white citizens. Crime is rampant and the police are widely regarded as useless. As I say, Brits are far removed from this. They were heavily involved in Southern Africa during the 19th and early-20th centuries, sending settlers, redcoats, and gold and diamond prospectors, but today they mainly send nervous tourists. The pathologies of South African society seem as exotic as the hot, dry climate and the wild animals on the veld.


But are they really? Lately I’ve been questioning if the gulf separating the two countries is as vast as I assumed. At first it was just small things, sotto voce echoes of South Africa protruding into British life. A man begging from cars stopped at the traffic lights. An epidemic of urban homelessness. Universities renaming buildings to repudiate links with the past. A steady trickle of stories about police no longer bothering to investigate crimes. Now, a prison escape in the capital and parents scared to send their children to crumbling schools. Once I started paying attention, though, the resonances grew ever deeper. The media loves to measure Britain against the GDP of American states, European healthcare and Australian quality of life. This is supposed to be self-deprecating, but maybe it is more flattering than we care to admit. Analogies to South Africa can expose things that comparisons with rich countries leave obscured.


Consider the cloud of scandal and dysfunction which has settled over the UK’s privatised utilities, namely water, energy and railways. These services have increasingly been marked by cronyism, private gain, mismanagement and underinvestment, all familiar symptoms of corruption in South Africa. For years the water companies have been paying out huge dividends to shareholders, while racking up vast debt piles and spilling sewage on a daily basis. Last year, Govia Thameslink Railway was awarded a lucrative new contract, despite one of its subsidiaries, Southeastern, being caught defrauding the public purse of millions. Then again, bad trains may end up being the least of our problems, for the National Grid has warned that the UK may face power cuts in the coming winter, and is urging businesses to reduce their electricity use. There is a growing realisation that Britain does not have the grid capacity needed for the government’s decarbonisation plans.




It is becoming clear, in other words, that Britain’s post-Eighties regime of privatisation has led to a subtle form of the South African disease. The state fails to maintain and improve infrastructure, while allowing the asset-stripping of national wealth by private interests. Who needs criminal syndicates when you have hedge funds and private equity firms? There was something especially South African in ministers’ claims that Thames Water cannot be renationalised, despite its severe debt crisis, because doing so would scare away the foreign investors who prop up the UK’s economy.



Meanwhile, the Tory party does an increasingly passable impression of the ANC. Apparently convinced it will be in power forever, it has become little more than a vehicle for personal advancement and influence peddling, disguising its aimlessness with an occasional bout of populist rhetoric. This was especially evident during the Covid pandemic, when the genteel traditions of British corruption — peerages in exchange for political and financial support — gave way to the handing out of state contracts worth billions to politically connected companies, often lacking relevant experience.


The South African comparison also casts a revealing light on Britain’s social cleavages, though I am not talking about the kinds of ethnic tensions for which South Africa is infamous. It is true that the UK economy’s voracious appetite for immigration, an easy source of cheap labour and consumers, resembles South Africa’s habit of exploiting migrants from elsewhere in Africa. But one only has to look at the frequent anti-immigrant pogroms in South African townships to see that, for all the anxieties over integration, British society remains a relative picture of harmony.






The real issue is class. Brits often express shock that extreme inequality appears so normalised in South Africa, but an outsider to the UK could make a similar charge. In post-industrial Britain, working classes of all ethnicities are consigned to poverty wages in jobs such as cleaning, shelf-stacking and delivery driving, if they have not dropped out of the workforce altogether. London and its surrounding counties have become, like South Africa’s Western Cape, the luxurious facade Britain shows to the world; but other parts of the country are faring much worse, with healthy life expectancy trailing significantly in parts of Northern England, Scotland and Wales. Countless towns have fallen into abject poverty, regarded by polite society with little more concern than South African townships, their inhabitants ruled unfit for anything better by the very fact of remaining there. Social mobility, we are told this week, is at its worst in more than 50 years.


This wasted potential is tragic on its own terms, but it has wider ramifications, too. In South Africa, where 29 million people receive state welfare grants and only 7.4 million pay tax, the state is trapped in a doom-loop, with spending on social programmes hampering investment that could benefit the economy. But to look at projections for the British state’s ever-growing benefits, health care and social care bills, it seems we may be heading for a similar scenario. These parallels will doubtless seem absurd to many Brits, and doubly so to South Africans. Earlier this year, when I mentioned to some friends over there that the UK has its own problems with government incompetence, they literally laughed in my face.



After the Cold War, the rubric of “developed” and “developing” countries implied that the Western model was the endpoint of economic progress across the world. Three decades later, the distinctive features of that model — nation-states with strong civic cultures, meaningful democratic conflict, economic growth and a commitment to broad-based prosperity — have themselves been eroded by globalisation. Hence developing countries provide an increasingly plausible model for the future of developed ones, rather than vice-versa. In this sense, at least, Britain remains at the vanguard of global capitalism. And making this explicit ought to help in countering complacency. For all their gallows humour, the British are used to counting themselves among the world’s most advanced and admired nations, and so struggle to grasp the possibility that, in 50 years’ time, this may no longer be the case. Which brings me to the most disturbing echo of South Africa I’ve noticed in recent years.




This is something more amorphous: a matter of mood and mentality. South Africans have come to regard their chaotic and inept state with a weary resignation that borders on ridicule. It is a burden to be negotiated when necessary, and fended off where possible. For some time now, Britain’s attitude to its own governing class has been moving in the same direction. New Labour alienated large parts of the traditional Left, and now Tory incompetence has led to similar cynicism among conservatives. With each perceived betrayal, more people enter the reservoir of citizens who have given up believing that Westminster can do anything remotely useful.


These feelings have real consequences for a country’s prospects. Why do so many people stubbornly resist house-building and planning reform? Why do they see it as common sense to reject society’s claims on their resources? Part of the reason is surely that, once we lose faith in the nation’s political authorities, appeals to compromise for the greater good ring hollow. Or to put it in terms a South African would understand: the British are gatvol.
 
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Seems like another article pushing muh communism as a solution when in reality the western nations are failing specifically because they allowed communist sympathetic saboteurs to reach high levels of office.
Yup. Everyone else in the thread is thinking SA=joggers when in reality the author is buttmad about privatization, and is taking the hilarious and bold move of saying the companies and the Tories are on the way to becoming as corrupt as the ANC. Lol no.

Will admit that I never thought I'd hear "We need Communism or we'll wind up looking like a corrupt ethnic kleptocracy like South Africa" as an argument, though.
 
I have a relative who moved abroad to one of the saner countries about fifteen years ago. She visits every few years. Didn’t visit for a few years pre covid, or over covid so it was six years since last visit.
Every time she does she’s more shocked at just how bad things are. It makes me realise that we are frogs being boiled
We’ve imported too many people, and very few of the ones we’ve imported make any kind of positive contribution. They just take and rob and mess things up.
And we are ruled, not governed, by people who are hellbent on asset stripping the place and selling everything they possibly can to their rich chums.
We face a perfect t storm of population, low grade population, shit breaking and shit being broken deliberately.
The whole Brexit "take back control of immigration" thing was a retarded 0-D chess move. Let's get rid of the Poles who make sure your curry shits go down the sewer and replace them culturally incompatible people who need Female Genital Mutilation Protection Orders (It's a real thing btw).

Don't worry Britain it could be worse you could have lost to Australia in the Ashes or wait you tied 2-2 which means you lost. Welp, your hundred children around the world are gonna go not it on taking down your corpse from the shower head sucide attempt.
 
>whites build up a nation and make it prosperous
>blacks come in and ruin it
yep, seems about right to me. remember that group singing about killing whites a few weeks ago in south africa? yeah that's basically what's happening in mosques in bongland
 
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Stated as if this is a uniquely british problem and not a problem of crumbling infrastructure due to a lack of people who know what the fuck they're doing and importation of huge quantities of unskilled people for no good reason that is been seen throughout the entire western world.
 
I have a relative who moved abroad to one of the saner countries about fifteen years ago. She visits every few years. Didn’t visit for a few years pre covid, or over covid so it was six years since last visit.
Every time she does she’s more shocked at just how bad things are. It makes me realise that we are frogs being boiled
We’ve imported too many people, and very few of the ones we’ve imported make any kind of positive contribution. They just take and rob and mess things up.
And we are ruled, not governed, by people who are hellbent on asset stripping the place and selling everything they possibly can to their rich chums.
We face a perfect t storm of population, low grade population, shit breaking and shit being broken deliberately.
Ugh, the British "upper class" needs a culling.
Lol, lmao even. Britannica is great.
Wish I was joking when I say that's basically every major town/city in Northern England.
Ahah Londonistan too

The UK is absolutely overrun by Pakistanis and Bangladeshis it's hilarious. They literally import the most backwards and fundamentalist Muslims possible.
Oh yeah, I forgot him and might as well adding Daniel Malan to the list.
Don't forget Enoch Powell
 
The UK is absolutely overrun by Pakistanis and Bangladeshis it's hilarious. They literally import the most backwards and fundamentalist Muslims possible.

The British Raj 2: Colonial Boogaloo

London is truly the great sewer, into which all the shit from the commonwealth is drained.
 
Yup. Everyone else in the thread is thinking SA=joggers when in reality the author is buttmad about privatization, and is taking the hilarious and bold move of saying the companies and the Tories are on the way to becoming as corrupt as the ANC. Lol no.

Will admit that I never thought I'd hear "We need Communism or we'll wind up looking like a corrupt ethnic kleptocracy like South Africa" as an argument, though.
They're right about the Tories at least. So much so that even as a hardcore right-winger I'm willing to put up with 4 years of Labour government just to see these pocket-lining Tory parasites massacred at the next election just to get people like Johnson and Rees-Mogg out of public life so that the Tories are forced to rebuild. They've coasted on a decade of Labour's constant political self-harm and become arrogant and corrupt. Johnson is literally a criminal, ironically he broke a law he wrote himself because he assumed it didn't apply to him and his cronies because they're the ruling class and no rules apply to them, ever. The Metropolitan Police (who don't go a single week without another rapist being found amongst their ranks) initially refused to investigate until a Labour politician started legal action to force them to.

Not that I'm super hopeful about change from the ballot box any more. We don't do revolutions or coups here, we maybe riot now and again but it doesn't achieve much. We'll just sleepwalk into serfdom.
 
They're right about the Tories at least. So much so that even as a hardcore right-winger I'm willing to put up with 4 years of Labour government just to see these pocket-lining Tory parasites massacred at the next election just to get people like Johnson and Rees-Mogg out of public life so that the Tories are forced to rebuild. They've coasted on a decade of Labour's constant political self-harm and become arrogant and corrupt. Johnson is literally a criminal, ironically he broke a law he wrote himself because he assumed it didn't apply to him and his cronies because they're the ruling class and no rules apply to them, ever. The Metropolitan Police (who don't go a single week without another rapist being found amongst their ranks) initially refused to investigate until a Labour politician started legal action to force them to.

Not that I'm super hopeful about change from the ballot box any more. We don't do revolutions or coups here, we maybe riot now and again but it doesn't achieve much. We'll just sleepwalk into serfdom.
Do you not? Wasn't that what the English Civil War (and later, Cromwell) was all about? Rebellion of the parliament against the king. Granted it was some five centuries ago by this point but never say never on the issue of coups. They always come from where you least expect it.
 
No, we generally don't. The civil wars were the last significant civil conflicts on the British mainland until the Irish war of independence. There were often rumblings of potential conflict in England (and to be fair, a few smaller-scale uprisings in Ireland), but they never moved past rumblings, thanks to having rulers who were generally intelligent enough to chance course and concede to the mob before things went too far.

The issue now is, we don't have that intelligent leadership any more. We haven't truly had it since before the start of world war 2, but certainly haven't had it since then. What I expect, if a civil war is to erupt again, is that it will start somewhere with muslim near-majority, and it will take on a really weird shape, as all of the belligerents adopt local historic imagery and heraldry in an effort to form a coherent identity against one another and the state.
 
Closest we came to a real civil war in recent memory, was jsut after WW1; where the soldiers were told to stay put as a result of riots; and instead of doing that, they picked up their lewis guns and rifles, told their commanders to pound sand and began moving to the coast to take vessels back to the UK. This was at a time where several police officers and government officials were killed by pissed off rioters in the UK. But that was defused with some good politiking (and also a WW1 warship pointing her guns at rioters in the harbour lol).
 
Closest we came to a real civil war in recent memory, was jsut after WW1; where the soldiers were told to stay put as a result of riots; and instead of doing that, they picked up their lewis guns and rifles, told their commanders to pound sand and began moving to the coast to take vessels back to the UK. This was at a time where several police officers and government officials were killed by pissed off rioters in the UK. But that was defused with some good politiking (and also a WW1 warship pointing her guns at rioters in the harbour lol).
Ultimately whether a coup or revolution succeeds, in any country, depends on the loyalties of the army. Citizen militias or rioting mobs don't stand a chance against professional soldiers. When civil disturbance gets really bad, and the government orders soldiers to shoot their own countrymen, whether they follow that order or not is what determines the outcome.

As it happens, the British government treats its army like absolute shit, and the armed forces swear allegiance to the monarch, not the government or the state. How much of a factor those things become will depend on the circumstances of the situation.
 
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