Did you ever masturbate in school?

[BirdUp]

where can i purchase cannabis

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Do you know how much jizz smells? No matter how slick you think you are literally everybody will be able to smell it.

 

[iammoose]

Do you know how much jizz smells? No matter how slick you think you are literally everybody will be able to smell it.

I know at least one girl smelled it one time. She said I smelled like bread but it was actually my semen.

 

[gamerweeb1]

No.

But there was a guy in my year who got expelled for jerking off in class (although it was more of a “final straw” thing).

 

[beautiful person]

The one guy in my school who would do this was a literal autist that all the female students were terrified of.

 

[BirdUp]

I know at least one girl smelled it one time. She said I smelled like bread but it was actually my semen.

how much sex have you had

 

[Spud]

I have and the teacher said I'm not allowed to do show and tell again afterwards

 

[The Real Me]

I just want you to be aware that masturbation is abnormal. Nobody does it except for you and it makes you different from the rest of the population in a bad way. If those close to you in real life learnt of this habit, they would be repulsed and threaten you not to contact them again.

I say this with your best interests in mind, I hope you make good use of this information.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The one guy in my school who would do this was a literal autist that all the female students were terrified of.

Sounds like OP, alright

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

When I was in the 8th grade, allegedly some one did get caught jerking it in one of the science classrooms.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I beat off on the bus.

Rural area, full size bus, not many other kids.

Legs up on the seat in front of me, raging erection with no one knowing, sitting over the wheel well, getting the vibrations……made sure no one was sitting to my left……I would just need a few strokes to get the deed done, I started bringing Kleenex with me after a certain point.

 

[Broseph]

This wasn't in school but I used to work with this sperg kid who would always play with himself in the bathroom every single day for at least 30-40 minutes. I found out about this by using the stall next to the one he was in and he was somehow casting a shadow on the floor in my stall and I could see what he was doing with his hands...

 

[JethroTullamore]

This wasn't in school but I used to work with this sperg kid who would always play with himself in the bathroom every single day for at least 30-40 minutes. I found out about this by using the stall next to the one he was in and he was somehow casting a shadow on the floor in my stall and I could see what he was doing with his hands...

How long did you sit there and stare before you left? Did you wait for him to finish?

 

[Enwardo]

You are a degenerate and you probably one of the best arguments for state sanctioned sterilization.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why waste effort jerking off when ya mum was giving out free hummers in the library

 

[Fruttasecca]

Nah I had a girl and a teacher (female, hot) lines up to suck me off when needed, honestly