💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Sorry kiwisisters but Pixy isn't nearly half as ~crazy~ or interesting as she pretends to be and just because she says something online doesn't make it true.

Obviously, you don't believe that -- because you've been around here for a while and know how things are done here. This one's to the lolcow poster that wrote the summary:

Some people may wonder why Kiwi Farms doxes each and every one of its subjects. The reason is rather simple: Are they who they say they are?

The last thing we want to do is to follow someone that makes things up out of whole cloth for attention. We don't want to follow a Kaycee Nicole, and read their story, only to find that the whole thing was made up by a hustler that decided to appropriate "stories from people that they knew" for their own benefit. However, consider the following with Pixy:

1) Does she lives with her parents at nearly 40 years old just for Internet points?
2) Did her mother relay complaints about Pixy pooping in her yard just for likes on Facebook?
3) Did Pixy get fired from Chinese restaurants, the Home Depot, and the Great American Fucking Cookie Company all for attention?
4) Finally, precisely what benefits does Pixy receive when she can't even sell a $30 picture -- but Chris-Chan can sell the Totem Sanic for $1000?

I'm sure Pixy will do whatever it takes to get Internet clout -- but just because her real-life actions don't jive with her Internet presence 100% doesn't negate the decade of collected evidence showing that this woman has a ton of issues. Had the lolcow poster bought Pixy a beer, I'm sure the crazy would have come straight out after a few sips -- thrusting and all.

And those tons of issues? Those are just her workout issues!

 

[Trombonista]

Sarah, I'm sorry, Sora Ashton, is now spiking and styling her hair ala Sora in an attempt to look more masculine. Advice she says is from her therapist, and may help her be misgendered less.
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P.S. I find it hilarious she wants to be seen as a male so badly but cannot tie a tie knot correctly lmfao

Her hair looks terrible.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm sure Pixy will do whatever it takes to get Internet clout -- but just because her real-life actions don't jive with her Internet presence 100% doesn't negate the decade of collected evidence showing that this woman has a ton of issues. Had the lolcow poster bought Pixy a beer, I'm sure the crazy would have come straight out after a few sips -- thrusting and all.

Just to play Devil's Advocate here but were you around during the time of Deagle Nation and Commander Stryker himself Jace Connors? Supposedly he had an internet footprint going back a decade doing this. But he went a little too far and finally admitted that it was all a setup. So somebody who is committed to a bit will do it for the longest time.

Not that I believe Pixy is lying or anything. No she comes off as genuine. Commander Stryker? Occasionally the mask would slip enough for you to see it was an act.

Her hair looks terrible.

Better than that grotty wig she was wearing for a while.

EDIT: Spelling

 

[Phouquehead]

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A person on lolcow claims to have seen Pixy at the art nights at the bar and confirms that she doesn't thrust, rock, or anything else and that Pixy likely claims she does online for attention. There's long been a poster on lolcow that claims to have gone to school with Pixy and that even in middle and high school she would make things up for attention and to maximize her victimhood status, this might have been that anon. Sorry kiwisisters but Pixy isn't nearly half as ~crazy~ or interesting as she pretends to be and just because she says something online doesn't make it true.

I'm willing to believe she doesn't act crazy IRL most of the time. At bars and whatnot, she is probably a wallflower, desperate for someone (particularly a man) to notice her as a handsome but forlorn prince uwu and whisk her away to a magical gay Disney/Square Enix wonderland without initiating any contact herself. She probably doesn't even flip out at most of the people who misgender her; she just quietly sulks away after their despicable hate crimes and then whines about them on Facebook/Tiktok and to her therapist later. But that certainly doesn't negate all her other antics.

I'm still not sure what to believe in regards to the rocking/thrusting shit. I like to believe she doesn't actually go around humping the air in public, but rather just shifts her hips around every now and then because she may actually be suffering some abdominal/pelvic pain from all her stress and shit diet-induced ailments. It feels like "thrusting" to her, so she plays that up in her FB posts and messages and then gets mad when no one understands because it is mostly in her head. That said, I'm holding out for the day she finally posts a Tiktok of herself in one of her stupid costumes spastically gyrating her chunky hips while saying, "LOOK I TOLD YOU IT'S REAL!!" (and then deletes it before anyone can say anything/report her for inappropriate content lol)

The gals on lolcow also speculate that she's confused her cervix with a dick trapped inside herself and I'm inclined to agree. Imagine being in your 30s, with sexual experience, and not knowing your own anatomy, freaking out when it starts to hurt to the point you question your own sex/gender/reality, and thinking there's an entirely different body part trying to escape from your body for years.

Sarah, I'm sorry, Sora Ashton, is now spiking and styling her hair ala Sora in an attempt to look more masculine. Advice she says is from her therapist, and may help her be misgendered less.
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P.S. I find it hilarious she wants to be seen as a male so badly but cannot tie a tie knot correctly lmfao

Not even remotely masculine. Thought she was wearing a shitton of blush at first but it's probably a filter. She looks like a member of an all-girl early 2000s pop punk band especially with the bangs left unspiked. Probably doesn't want to show her fivehead, but that would be "manlier." The eyebrows and circle lenses still scream girl. It even looks like she's wearing mascara but that could also be the filter enhancing her natural lashes. Funny thing is, if she dropped the Sora skinwalking bullshit and started styling herself the exact opposite way: stop wearing bangs and comb them back/over, wear actual mens clothes (like a plaid flannel shirt over a plain white t-shirt and baggy jeans) instead of those stupid schoolboy outfits, and then start gluing on a faux beard instead of relying on that sad little hormonal imbalance pubetache, she might finally look like a guy—a very short, stubby guy with an oddly feminine brow ridge/eye spacing and high pitched voice. Don't know why she bothers taking those testosterone boosting supplements because they clearly do jack shit and are probably the cause of half her medical problems. She will never be a man but she ain't even trying with the way she dresses. Her therapist is a based troll!

 

[Shay Van Buren]

Screenshots from lolcow.
How long do you think it'll take this person to realize what PT is actually like and decides they want nothing to do with her?

Also, possibly seeing this person?

 

[Phouquehead]

Piggybacking off of Shay with more content from lolcow, here's a pic she got taken at the circus this past week:

So manly. So gay. Not a confused, traumatized, yaoibrained straight woman at all. Also she couldn't abuse an elephant not because she's too fat and old but because she didn't have enough money. wow

Very curious to see how long her new friendships/dates will last. There's a high chance they're significantly younger than her too, and are willing to play along with the trans/intersex crap... for now. I bet she will try to mooch off of these three as much as possible including staying at their places whenever her parents fight instead of hotels and that will be the line she crosses for them.

 

[Battyforluv]

I just went onto Sarah’s tiktok where she is complaining about the ghost tryin to put a ring on her finger. I went into the comments n put “I think you would really like the band Ghost ^__^”

 

[Shay Van Buren]

I just went onto Sarah’s tiktok where she is complaining about the ghost tryin to put a ring on her finger. I went into the comments n put “I think you would really like the band Ghost ^__^”

So? Do you want a fucking medal or something?
You're not supposed to try and tip the cow, newfag.

Edit: Went through your tiktok and I see you identify as a trans lesbian. I find the fact that you bee-lined for this thread after making your account a little sus. Snooping on someone's behalf, perhaps?

Edit 2 to avoid double posting:
Sarah thinks there's estrogen in her iced coffee when in reality she's probably experiencing something like Lactose Intolerance, or IBM

 

[cactus]

So? Do you want a fucking medal or something?
You're not supposed to try and tip the cow, newfag.

Edit: Went through your tiktok and I see you identify as a trans lesbian. I find the fact that you bee-lined for this thread after making your account a little sus. Snooping on someone's behalf, perhaps?

Edit 2 to avoid double posting:
Sarah thinks there's estrogen in her iced coffee when in reality she's probably experiencing something like Lactose Intolerance, or IBM
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Those Starbucks drinks are probably filled with way more preservatives and whatever else than just getting the drink from an actual Starbucks, so it could be that as well. Those bottled ones are Pepsi products after all and are not stored temperature controlled warehouses as well, so the milk in them could have gone off.

 

[Trombonista]

Men still produce estrogen, just not to the same extent as women.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Obviously, you don't believe that -- because you've been around here for a while and know how things are done here. This one's to the lolcow poster that wrote the summary:

Some people may wonder why Kiwi Farms doxes each and every one of its subjects. The reason is rather simple: Are they who they say they are?

The last thing we want to do is to follow someone that makes things up out of whole cloth for attention. We don't want to follow a Kaycee Nicole, and read their story, only to find that the whole thing was made up by a hustler that decided to appropriate "stories from people that they knew" for their own benefit. However, consider the following with Pixy:

1) Does she lives with her parents at nearly 40 years old just for Internet points?
2) Did her mother relay complaints about Pixy pooping in her yard just for likes on Facebook?
3) Did Pixy get fired from Chinese restaurants, the Home Depot, and the Great American Fucking Cookie Company all for attention?
4) Finally, precisely what benefits does Pixy receive when she can't even sell a $30 picture -- but Chris-Chan can sell the Totem Sanic for $1000?

I'm sure Pixy will do whatever it takes to get Internet clout -- but just because her real-life actions don't jive with her Internet presence 100% doesn't negate the decade of collected evidence showing that this woman has a ton of issues. Had the lolcow poster bought Pixy a beer, I'm sure the crazy would have come straight out after a few sips -- thrusting and all.

And those tons of issues? Those are just her workout issues!

Worse, it was $1500, that's a lot of enabling for a piece of 8th grade "art." Chris seems like someone who isn't a real person but lolcows are often hard to believe as being real either way.

Also what's with this trans-trender shit? I think there's more troon autists on the internet than there are literally anything else.

 

[retard strength II]

Is she being violated by autocorrect too, now?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So? Do you want a fucking medal or something?
You're not supposed to try and tip the cow, newfag.

Edit: Went through your tiktok and I see you identify as a trans lesbian. I find the fact that you bee-lined for this thread after making your account a little sus. Snooping on someone's behalf, perhaps?

Edit 2 to avoid double posting:
Sarah thinks there's estrogen in her iced coffee when in reality she's probably experiencing something like Lactose Intolerance, or IBM
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I hope when she orders a drink at Starbucks she requests a double shot of testosterone and to hold the estrogen.

Starbucks should start marketing drinks just to gender specials, with additives like all natural pregnant horse piss, yam juice and extra soy to enhance one’s current gender mood. Pixy would max out her latest CC filling up on them.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Piggybacking off of Shay with more content from lolcow, here's a pic she got taken at the circus this past week:
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So manly. So gay. Not a confused, traumatized, yaoibrained straight woman at all. Also she couldn't abuse an elephant not because she's too fat and old but because she didn't have enough money. wow

Very curious to see how long her new friendships/dates will last. There's a high chance they're significantly younger than her too, and are willing to play along with the trans/intersex crap... for now. I bet she will try to mooch off of these three as much as possible including staying at their places whenever her parents fight instead of hotels and that will be the line she crosses for them.

"Middle Aged Woman Dressed as Five-Year-Old Boy Gleefully Witnesses Animal Abuse Parade".

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Her larper friends probably think she’s just retarded and not an insane woman who should be on heavy anti-psychotics and in intense therapy. I’m sure once they realize she isn’t a downy or brain damaged they’ll run away. If Sarah doesn’t chase them away first.

 

[Balthier]

Her larper friends probably think she’s just retarded and not an insane woman who should be on heavy anti-psychotics and in intense therapy. I’m sure once they realize she isn’t a downy or brain damaged they’ll run away. If Sarah doesn’t chase them away first.

Sarah strikes me as the type to be very excited at the prospect of friends, so she'd kiss a lot of ass early on. Once she's comfortable around someone though she'll start whining and complaining constantly. There's no way being friends with her isn't completely miserable. She's also newer to the gender ID shit and is probably more annoying about it than your average zoomer genderblob. She talks more about her genitals (and "genitals") than your average troon, which is saying something. Imagine being a zoomer and some weird woman who's almost 40 is sperging about how her stomach penis hurts and she is NOT attracted to the women here and people will NOT spike her drinks with estrogen.

I can't imagine this will last long.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Once she's comfortable around someone though she'll start whining and complaining constantly

I have an online friend who messages me every single day. After a brief hi, how are you doing, and maybe me sneaking something in about my day, it turns into my friend complaining about being upset, usually about a specific event that occurred months ago. It's gotten to the point where I could program ChatGPT to reply and it would make no difference.

I can't imagine it would be much different with Pixyteri.

PIXY: Hey
INNOCENT VICTIM: Hi Ashton!
PIXY: How are you
IV: Good, working on a cosplay. How are you?
PIXY: I got misgendered again today. I am a man why don't people see me as a man.
IV: Oh, I'm sorry
PIXY: My parents say I deserve it. They want to make me into hamburger. Why do they call me fat, I'm not fat, I'm a man and they will respect me as a man. I'm so scared I think I'm going to die
IV: I'm sorry
PIXY: It hurts so so much and I've been rocking but it doesn't help
IV: I'm sorry
PIXY: I'm so scared. I don't want to die, I don't want to be called a woman. It hurts
IV: I'm sorry

repeat ad nauseum

 

[Shay Van Buren]

She's going to call the cops on the ghost and over the counter testosterone kinda confirmed

 

[Trombonista]

Lol she just admitted her voice is high and she has no intention of changing it.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Understatement of the year: Sarah is a fucking weirdo and no one cares if she thinks she's a man or if a ghost keeps misgendering her.