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"I'm going to make roulette my bitch"
He has nigger brain.
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AND he's gone
He has nigger brain.
e:
AND he's gone
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He's gone until people appreciate him more or 45 minutes whichever comes first."I'm going to make roulette my bitch"
He has nigger brain.
e:
AND he's gone
No but for realsy this time unless someone juices him he's not going to stream!He's gone until people appreciate him more or 45 minutes whichever comes first.
The funniest part is he screams almost nonstop inhumanly loud during the entire time unless he's on a losing streak... Do they not have neighbors?- plays Black Jack
- looses some hands with low bets
- wins one bet
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses again
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers the bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- circle continues until he lost everything
Every. Single. Time.
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At one point he shouts, "YEEAAAA- sorry mom, sorry dad"The funniest part is he screams almost nonstop inhumanly loud during the entire time unless he's on a losing streak... Do they not have neighbors?
Ok yeah true but then he screams just as loud if not louder like 20 more timesAt one point he shouts, "YEEAAAA- sorry mom, sorry dad"
He lives in a upper middle class suburban neighborhood surrounded by trees with plenty of space between houses and a nearby road. A good home's insulation provides plenty of sound proofing as well. His neighbors probably wouldn't hear much even when they're outside.The funniest part is he screams almost nonstop inhumanly loud during the entire time unless he's on a losing streak... Do they not have neighbors?
Entire books have been written on card game and gambling strategies. Austin obviously hasn't read any of them. His strategy seems to be the same as your average Windows Solitaire player - move the cards on top of each other, and just click New Game if you mess up.A masterclass in gambling
Wow literally everything in his entire life just kinda lined up to enable to him to indefinitely be a screaming drug addicted man child with zero impulse controlHe lives in a upper middle class suburban neighborhood surrounded by trees with plenty of space between houses and a nearby road. A good home's insulation provides plenty of sound proofing as well. His neighbors probably wouldn't hear much even when they're outside.
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Austin wrote The Book on gambling, he walked away with a whole 40(?) dollars today! I will not hear this slonder!Entire books have been written on card game and gambling strategies. Austin obviously hasn't read any of them. His strategy seems to be the same as your average Windows Solitaire player - move the cards on top of each other, and just click New Game if you mess up.
Just as funny as I envisioned, much appreciated.
I lose this I'm leaving x100okay guys imma, imma do one more, one more win and I'm gone. Wins. okay lets go to 200 lets fucking do it, Goes back down to 100. Okay one last round and I'm leaving. Wins. okay let's go, Loses everything. ohmygod I hate my life, goodnight guys.
Does nobody here understand blackjack fundamentals? Of course you split aces and the dealer's up card determines whether you stand or hit on 12-16.A masterclass in gambling
He splits 8s and took insurance with dealer showing ace iirc unless they're talking about a different hand. I was just happy he remembered splitting exists tbh.Does nobody here understand blackjack fundamentals? Of course you split aces and the dealer's up card determines whether you stand or hit on 12-16.
You're always supposed to split 8's with dealer showing an ace (or anything else for that matter). Otherwise you do what with 16, the worst hand?He splits 8s and took insurance with dealer showing ace
Dealer Ace unknown | 88 -> insurance, split -> 15 & 11 hit & dd -> 22 & 13. dealer turns over a 3 for 14/4 hits -> dealer draws a 7 for 21. Only a minor miss play in the insurance, it's mostly a joke as he just randomly clicks and goes buy gut instinct non-stop. The hands previous and post that hand were bad with no thought besides "me want money, clicking button feel good!"Does nobody here understand blackjack fundamentals? Of course you split aces and the dealer's up card determines whether you stand or hit on 12-16.
Here's a helpful chart (allow minor variations in some situations depending on the # of decks being used):
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