🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Votos: 95 19.4%
  • Sent to Rehab

    Votos: 86 17.6%
  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Votos: 115 23.5%
  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Votos: 194 39.6%

  • Total de votantes
    490
- plays Black Jack
- looses some hands with low bets
- wins one bet
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses again
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers the bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- circle continues until he lost everything

Every. Single. Time.
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- plays Black Jack
- looses some hands with low bets
- wins one bet
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- loses again
- rages but keeps on clicking without lowering the bet
- after a few hands: "Wow why I loose so much money?"
- lowers the bet
- wins
- immediately doubles/tripples the bet
- circle continues until he lost everything

Every. Single. Time.
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The funniest part is he screams almost nonstop inhumanly loud during the entire time unless he's on a losing streak... Do they not have neighbors?
 
okay guys imma, imma do one more, one more win and I'm gone. Wins. okay lets go to 200 lets fucking do it, Goes back down to 100. Okay one last round and I'm leaving. Wins. okay let's go, Loses everything. ohmygod I hate my life, goodnight guys.
 
The funniest part is he screams almost nonstop inhumanly loud during the entire time unless he's on a losing streak... Do they not have neighbors?
He lives in a upper middle class suburban neighborhood surrounded by trees with plenty of space between houses and a nearby road. A good home's insulation provides plenty of sound proofing as well. His neighbors probably wouldn't hear much even when they're outside.

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He lives in a upper middle class suburban neighborhood surrounded by trees with plenty of space between houses and a nearby road. A good home's insulation provides plenty of sound proofing as well. His neighbors probably wouldn't hear much even when they're outside.

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Wow literally everything in his entire life just kinda lined up to enable to him to indefinitely be a screaming drug addicted man child with zero impulse control

If ANYONE was in earshot I am pretty sure the cops visiting would be a regular occurrence, most people don't randomly scream for hours (or 10 mins straight if no juicers :( ) at a time
 
Entire books have been written on card game and gambling strategies. Austin obviously hasn't read any of them. His strategy seems to be the same as your average Windows Solitaire player - move the cards on top of each other, and just click New Game if you mess up.
Austin wrote The Book on gambling, he walked away with a whole 40(?) dollars today! I will not hear this slonder!
 
okay guys imma, imma do one more, one more win and I'm gone. Wins. okay lets go to 200 lets fucking do it, Goes back down to 100. Okay one last round and I'm leaving. Wins. okay let's go, Loses everything. ohmygod I hate my life, goodnight guys.
I lose this I'm leaving x100
 
Does nobody here understand blackjack fundamentals? Of course you split aces and the dealer's up card determines whether you stand or hit on 12-16.
He splits 8s and took insurance with dealer showing ace iirc unless they're talking about a different hand. I was just happy he remembered splitting exists tbh.
 
Does nobody here understand blackjack fundamentals? Of course you split aces and the dealer's up card determines whether you stand or hit on 12-16.

Here's a helpful chart (allow minor variations in some situations depending on the # of decks being used):

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Dealer Ace unknown | 88 -> insurance, split -> 15 & 11 hit & dd -> 22 & 13. dealer turns over a 3 for 14/4 hits -> dealer draws a 7 for 21. Only a minor miss play in the insurance, it's mostly a joke as he just randomly clicks and goes buy gut instinct non-stop. The hands previous and post that hand were bad with no thought besides "me want money, clicking button feel good!"
*i stick to poker between friends because I don't want to give casinos my money
 
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