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Surely this just means he's not a coward who has to pretend to be straight, no?
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Ralph demonstrates how he totally got "pickpocketed" by leaving his purse open

What man puts his wallet in a bag anyway?

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Edit: I would archive the video but I'm too dumb

Since it was only 40 mins long and his intros are usually that long, I was worried it would just be music. Thankfully he scaled it back so only 8 minutes of music plays before he begins. Generous Gunt!

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I like his Kino Casino (KC) merchandise, even when he is beefing with them he has to show them love.

If Pantsu is refusing to communicate and Ralph is refusing to pay, they're going to have to go to court. Divorce Horse arc finally beginning. I assume the child custody will be part of the divorce case but I don't actually know how all that works.

The fixation on Pantsu's betrayal and on girl-Xander makes me think that the whole "robbery" was a plot to try and get her to respond to him, restart communication after she cut him off, which failed as Harry Morris saw the emails and decided to share with Twitter. He seems most annoyed it was made public, not that he was robbed. I'm leaning towards he faked the whole thing, it feels like a different flavor of his "if you don't do what I want I will kill myself" routine.

Also all his exes have abuse stories (usually by family members) that they deny as soon as they leave Ralph - don't know what that says but it keeps happening.
 
Since it was only 40 mins long and his intros are usually that long, I was worried it would just be music. Thankfully he scaled it back so only 8 minutes of music plays before he begins. Generous Gunt!

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I like his Kino Casino (KC) merchandise, even when he is beefing with them he has to show them love.

If Pantsu is refusing to communicate and Ralph is refusing to pay, they're going to have to go to court. Divorce Horse arc finally beginning. I assume the child custody will be part of the divorce case but I don't actually know how all that works.

The fixation on Pantsu's betrayal and on girl-Xander makes me think that the whole "robbery" was a plot to try and get her to respond to him, restart communication after she cut him off, which failed as Harry Morris saw the emails and decided to share with Twitter. He seems most annoyed it was made public, not that he was robbed. I'm leaning towards he faked the whole thing, it feels like a different flavor of his "if you don't do what I want I will kill myself" routine.

Also all his exes have abuse stories (usually by family members) that they deny as soon as they leave Ralph - don't know what that says but it keeps happening.
His story has changed so much and has so many inconsistencies, I believe its all fake.

Like he claimed they stole his phone, but then he was making those drunken tweets, so he said the thief tweeted. Yeah, a mexican thief unblocked his phone then tweeted perfect drunk Ralph tweets aimed at alawgs. Its all BS.

Nothing happened, he didn't get pick pocketed, he didn't get robbed, he didn't lose his wallet, nothing.

He just plain ran out of money, that 's it. He saw it coming last week, he decided he was going for one last drug and whoring binge with whatever pesos he had left, being destitute is future Ralph's problem, then a few days later he realized he fucked up and tried to pity bait Pantsu,

This entire stream was pity baiting, and it's hilarious because it really feels like one of those pity parties women love to throw for themselves, it wouldn't be out of place in @WomenPostingLs if Ralph didn't have a dick, tiny as it is.
 
When he is completely drunk he often loses shit like wallets and phones. Hasn't this happened repeatedly in the past?
Yes, but there are too many contradictions.

Like, he lost his phone, yet he tweeted and sent emails, then he had to explain that he lost his wallet, but conveniently he actually had enough cash to pay for an Uber.

Ralph is obsessed with nigger-style flexing, he would rather pretend he was some kind of victim than ever admit he is penny less.

Gunt is also too stupid to keep his story straight when he is lying, that is also a Ralph tradition.
 
Yes, but there are too many contradictions.

Like, he lost his phone, yet he tweeted and sent emails, then he had to explain that he lost his wallet, but conveniently he actually had enough cash to pay for an Uber.

Ralph is obsessed with nigger-style flexing, he would rather pretend he was some kind of victim than ever admit he is penny less.

Gunt is also too stupid to keep his story straight when he is lying, that is also a Ralph tradition.
Rock bottom is rushing towards Ralph and he has no parachute. Expect a real banger of a Pillstream before he explodes in a singularity of corn and milk. I CAN'T WAIT!
 
When he is completely drunk he often loses shit like wallets and phones. Hasn't this happened repeatedly in the past?
That is common for out-of-control and relapsing drunks.

Also common for out-of-control drunks. I have never seen a category of people so prone to loss, misfortune, "poor luck," and criminal thievery as active/relapsed drunkards.

And it is not uncommon for people sober for a time to get super-drunk on a relapse - tolerance is lower, but familiarity isn't.

Not saying Ralph is in that space, but it is very consistent with the scenario.
 
I forgot, he didn't just lose his wallet like a normal man would lose a wallet, he somehow lost the wallet from inside his purse, but not the actual purse, and with enough cash left to get back home. Its all very contravened and convenient.
Rock bottom is rushing towards Ralph and he has no parachute. Expect a real banger of a Pillstream before he explodes in a singularity of corn and milk. I CAN'T WAIT!
That Pillstream is what went on this weekend.

He knew he didn't have much left, so he did what niggers and women do, go on one last party, let future Gunt handle the fallout.

Problem is now he is future Gunt, he can't afford any more drugs or alcohol.
 
I forgot, he didn't just lose his wallet like a normal man would lose a wallet, he somehow lost the wallet from inside his purse, but not the actual purse. Its all very twisty and convenient.

That Pillstream is what went on this weekend.

He knew he didn't have much left, so he did what niggers and women do, go on one last party, let future Gunt handle the fallout.

Problem is now he is future Gunt, he can't afford any more drugs or alcohol.
Shit! Is it sill up?
 
:gunt: IT CONTINUE LADIES AND GUNTLEMAN :gunt:

first this is warski dm with xaniberries
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jaden mcneil
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the idea to keep the money raised for omegakingpainboo is 100% from bigtech, so i can backed ralph on this
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and killstream is back tomorrow with dick masterson
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i bet fuentes is laughing his ass watching these retards fighting with each other, enjoy your W for now nicky
 
:gunt: IT CONTINUE LADIES AND GUNTLEMAN :gunt:

first this is warski dm with xaniberries
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bigtech
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jaden mcneil
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the idea to keep the money raised for omegakingpainboo is 100% from bigtech, so i can backed ralph on this
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and killstream is back tomorrow with dick masterson
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i bet fuentes is laughing his ass watching these retards fighting with each other, enjoy your W for now nicky
He probably is. i think it’s weird to devote/center your life around how it will affect someone else that’s not you, tho, especially when it involves having to deal with all these people you clearly don’t like. these people don’t like each other. this whole sector is like Tiger King, everybody is a scumbag, no one’s good or has clean hands.
I always thought Ralph understood that. I think he does, actually, being anti-Nick was just his latest grift and he was especially encouraged by all the support from the alogs who previously hated him. now that they’ve turned again, he’s mentioning Nick Fuentes to appeal to Jaden in hopes of hanging into some of the support by the last thread. But I don’t think it was ever really about Nick for him. Ralph is too self-absorbed for it to ever be about anybody but himself.
 
:gunt: IT CONTINUE LADIES AND GUNTLEMAN :gunt:

first this is warski dm with xaniberries
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bigtech
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jaden mcneil
Ver archivo adjunto 5300549Ver archivo adjunto 5300551Ver archivo adjunto 5300552Ver archivo adjunto 5300553Ver archivo adjunto 5300554Ver archivo adjunto 5300556
the idea to keep the money raised for omegakingpainboo is 100% from bigtech, so i can backed ralph on this
archive

and killstream is back tomorrow with dick masterson
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i bet fuentes is laughing his ass watching these retards fighting with each other, enjoy your W for now nicky
For the first time I am now blocking out time to watch this, hoping for a shitshow worthy of the Gods.
 
He just plain ran out of money, that 's it
I haven't been paying much attention to Ralph but he's a pathological liar and fixated on pretending like he's rich so he'll use any excuse, especially when trying to manipulate women, to maintain that façade. "the mexican atm ate my card" "i lost my wallet" "i was robbed" "my car is in the shop for 6 years" etc. If Ralph was actually robbed he would've tweeted about it instantly looking for asspats from retards, just like how he thought sharing his smushed in stomped on face in portugal was badass. Considering the robbed story was leaked by pantsu via harry, I also doubt it's true.

I think pantsu is too retarded to take Ralph to court even though she would have him by the balls considering she has access to all of his financial info because he used her accounts for all of his donations for their entire relationship. Here's hoping she somehow gets a single braincell and kicks off the horse divorce arc proper.
 
whats worse...one abortion or abusing two women while they carry your children you'll eventually abandon and never see again?
 
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