🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Um...]

Oh Josh. You are always right.
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I love that his drunk ass thinks Josh is his new bff (and ‘the farms’ is his new fan club.)

How much do you want to bet this ‘pick pocketing’ was him getting into a drunken altercation with some Mexicans and beat up/purse and phone stolen? aka Portugal 2.0. He’s demonstrated on numerous occasions that he gets belligerent when drunk.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

‘I was fine with not making any child support payments and not seeing my daughter. I was fine with calling Mantsu when I blacked out and/or got punch drunk and my wallet and phone were ‘pickpocketed’ and begged for her help as usual, despite her keeping me from my daughter. I’m fine with all that but when Feet exposes me, all of a sudden I’m not fine with being a deadbeat who got rolled and had to beg for help.’
Keep tweeting Ralph. Maybe fire up a livestream and tell us how Harry and his Mantsu did you wrong.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Relationship with Amanda Morris ENDED, now Josh Moon is my new wife. He will never leave because he's got no dad to fuck everything up!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's been trying to cope about his marriage being intact this entire time when it was obvious to everybody shortly after Manduh left it was over.

 

[Fornicario]

Keep tweeting Ralph. Maybe fire up a livestream and tell us how Harry and his Mantsu did you wrong.

Please? We need a new Pillstream. Bonus lols if he can go after PPPski.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Relationship with Amanda Morris ENDED, now Josh Moon is my new wife. He will never leave because he's got no dad to fuck everything up!

Huh. Ralph really does go from daddy to daddy.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Huh. Ralph really does go from daddy to daddy.

But none of his new daddies can put a hammer through a wall like his OG pops

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Huh. Ralph really does go from daddy to daddy.

Who would the funniest next option be? Warski?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Two other tweets he did in the morning caugh my eye:

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The roller coaster continues.

Correct me if Im wrong, but didnt Ralph agree to $800 a month to Pantsu?

 

[Telemeter]

So Ralph went from having 2 spite children and then spite marrying May to own Null to now basically declaring Null as his new e-daddy?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Relationship with Amanda Morris ENDED, now Josh Moon is my new wife. He will never leave because he's got no dad to fuck everything up!

[Never going to get old]

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Correct me if Im wrong, but didnt Ralph agree to $800 a month to Pantsu?

Clearly Ralph's word is worth even less than his current bank balance.

 

[Scout Trooper]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1695838843990110253

https://archive.is/C4xte

Ralph demonstrates how he totally got "pickpocketed" by leaving his purse open

What man puts his wallet in a bag anyway?



Edit: I would archive the video but I'm too dumb

 

[AnOminous]

What man puts his wallet in a bag anyway?

The word is "purse."

 

[Cringestorian X]

Correct me if Im wrong, but didnt Ralph agree to $800 a month to Pantsu?

as far as i know, there is no legally binding contract that forced him to give $600 (not $800) to pantsu and rozy unlike with faith and xander
so far harry or pantsu never show the 'contract' if it exist

 

[Sam Losco]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1695838843990110253

https://archive.is/C4xte

Ralph demonstrates how he totally got "pickpocketed" by leaving his purse open

What man puts his wallet in a bag anyway?

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Edit: I would archive the video but I'm too dumb

Here's the full rip:

https://mega.nz/file/zNc3mLJY#tQq9iuBHqgw5YUO6hC6ZCF4gQRbosTbcJ2_gO41UwxE

 

[Lidl Drip]

If he cared about Rozy he would pay child support weather or not he gets to see her, because she will need things either way. I really hate when deadbeat dads think paying child support should depend on weather or not the mother is friendly to them or not. If he loved his daughter he would want her to live well and have all things she needs.

 

[Cringestorian X]

jesus christ, he's been sperging out on warski and gaYtor too
what a sight to behold ladies and guntleman

i think i saw randbot try to chime in as well but ralph doesn't reply him back
sorry rand

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[Bland Crumbs]

the fuck are you talking about?, pickpocketing is easier, more common and way safer than straight up robbing anyone.

While a skilled pickpocket may have a better time plying their trade than attempting to forcefully rob someone you are forgetting about the protective fat skirt that shields Ralph's pockets.

 

[The Wokest]

While a skilled pickpocket may have a better time plying their trade than attempting to forcefully rob someone you are forgetting about the protective fat skirt that shields Ralph's pockets.

you are forgetting that Ralph doesn't keep shit in his pockets, he uses a lady purse like a fag.
Opening backpacks and purses of oblivious fucks is the bread and butter of a pickpocket.

If you travel to countries/cities where pickpocketing is ubiquitous you will see that even the locals that carry backpacks wear them in front: