🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

Goddamn, his VOD is broken. Getting 403's from Amazon no matter what. I really want to save that moment for the lulz. Kick is such a broken streaming site.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Goddamn, his VOD is broken. Getting 403's from Amazon no matter what. I really want to save that moment for the lulz. Kick is such a broken streaming site.

OK good, I thought I was the only one. I still wanna see if he really did stand on a 9.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

That was REMARKABLY fast. He makes going broke look like an art, and that was a god damn masterpiece

Yeah no shit. I expected him to dust the paypigs money within a few minutes because in his head it's not really his money he's burning is some other gullible schmucks, but I thought he'd at least try and run out his casino welfare check a bit longer to maybe drum up more pity dono's and squeeze out a bit more dopamine but that was spectacular. Not even a minute and it was smoked.

 

[Collections Agent]

Gone in literally 30 seconds.

The real $200 was the friends we made along the way

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

edit: its gone its been less than 2 minutes and its ALL gone, all 200 dollars

200 bucks GONE in a minute

Gone in literally 30 seconds.

Jesus fuck. He lost his entire 200 USD free money from Stake in literally 30 secs and ended stream. I am crying laughing here. Fucking retard.

30 seconds new record

I didn't even get time to bet on how long until he'd lose his free stake BEFORE he blew it all.

maybe some of you guys can relate but i cannot explain how funny it is to randomly catch austin get his paycheck, stand on numbers like 9 and 14, goes from $50 bet to $10 to $40, and fucking loses it all in 30 seconds, and boom stream is done and over

this is like talking about a fighter that you really like, telling all your buddies that he's going to kick ass on the UFC card, and gets fucking knocked out within the first 15 seconds of the first round. holy shit this is great

 

[Kees H]

this is like talking about a fighter that you really like, telling all your buddies that he's going to kick ass on the UFC card, and gets fucking knocked out within the first 15 seconds of the first round. holy shit this is great

I can't help it, but I am addicted to watching this fucker lose 200 bucks in a couple of minutes. I can't help but opening his stream the moment I get a notification he's live. It's so fucking funny.

 

[Nolle Prosequi]

maybe some of you guys can relate but i cannot explain how funny it is to randomly catch austin get his paycheck, stand on numbers like 9 and 14, goes from $50 bet to $10 to $40, and fucking loses it all in 30 seconds, and boom stream is done and over

this is like talking about a fighter that you really like, telling all your buddies that he's going to kick ass on the UFC card, and gets fucking knocked out within the first 15 seconds of the first round. holy shit this is great

He just lost EVERYTHING!!!

Anyway tune in next time Juicers, next time we get paid for real \m/

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

You can't grab the file from the site but i was actually watching in mpv at the time so i have him losing 200usd cached, here is a recording

0:46

OK good, I thought I was the only one. I still wanna see if he really did stand on a 9.

I would check but my cache didn't go back that far

 

[Collections Agent]

You can't grab the file from the site but i was actually watching in mpv at the time so i have him losing 200usd cached, here is a recording

retard.webm


I would check but my cache didn't go back that far

This man is literally like if an early 2000s comedy made an offensive stereotype of a gambling addict

 

[Watcher]

Even if you have a method to make money, the casino will just ban you. Even in Europe, where in some countries banning players from casino's for reasons like "winning too much" is forbidden, they find another reason to keep you out of the casino. If the house doesn't win they don't want you as a customer.

Blackjack is essentially a solved game since you can very easily solve it through counting cards. However casinos will ban you if you do it.

I would not be watching any of these streams if he never went ape and cried begging for money. Last night he went AFK for like 20 minutes without even putting on his BRB to call his plug after cashing out, and on tonight's stream he's eating spaghetti while waiting for a paypig's money to come through. He would have no views if he weren't so unhinged

It's likely his history of drug abuse and time in prison that has made him so unhinged.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I can't help it, but I am addicted to watching this fucker lose 200 bucks in a couple of minutes. I can't help but opening his stream the moment I get a notification he's live. It's so fucking funny.

this is every single bossmanjack email i've gotten since following him


as much as i love watching him lose everything, i wish kick didn't remind me EVERY SINGLE TIME HE PRESSED START STREAM

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

it gets funnier every single time i watch it
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOO i just lost 200 dollars like that im not fucking kidding!"

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

maybe some of you guys can relate but i cannot explain how funny it is to randomly catch austin get his paycheck, stand on numbers like 9 and 14, goes from $50 bet to $10 to $40, and fucking loses it all in 30 seconds, and boom stream is done and over

this is like talking about a fighter that you really like, telling all your buddies that he's going to kick ass on the UFC card, and gets fucking knocked out within the first 15 seconds of the first round. holy shit this is great

First time I've caught him live and it truly didn't disappoint. I'm now addicted.
I plan to blame Null entirely for all my future gambling debts accrued by stupidly gambling on how long before this perpetual loser makes cash evaporate like ice on the surface of the sun.

 

[Kees H]

Blackjack is essentially a solved game since you can very easily solve it through counting cards. However casinos will ban you if you do it.

Yes, and casino's like Stake using a system where they are changing the card deck every so often so that you can't count cards properly. It's hard to find a place where you can do proper card counting nowadays.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I plan blame Null entirely for all my future gambling debts accrued by stupidly gambling on how long before this perpetual loser makes cash evaporate like ice on the surface of the sun.

bossmanjack is a constant reminder on why trying to win big at casinos is a pipe dream

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Yes, and casino's like Kick using a system where they are changing the card deck every so often so that you can't count cards properly. It's hard to find a place where you can do proper card counting nowadays.

IIRC every single shoe on Stake tables (including Pragmatic and Evolution) have, at least, 8 decks of cards per shoe

 

[Balder Knight]

I can now just skip gambling for the rest of my life. I can just watch retards do it for me.

 

[Watcher]

Yes, and casino's like Stake using a system where they are changing the card deck every so often so that you can't count cards properly. It's hard to find a place where you can do proper card counting nowadays.

It's because it's virtually impossible to check if someone has a notepad at their desk in their home. It's impractical for an irl casino to have another dealer continuously adding cards to their shoe but at an online casino it's basically the only way for the game to turn a profit.

 

[Balder Knight]

It's because it's virtually impossible to check if someone has a notepad at their desk in their home. It's impractical for an irl casino to have another dealer continuously adding cards to their shoe but at an online casino it's basically the only way for the game to turn a profit.

So not only is it a scam, it's a double scam!

 

[03crep]

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your bro,
I beg lots, lose lots, send some money please,
I swear I won't go broke, makes no difference what you say,
I'm betting for my weed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Speds

Playing for the high one, dancing with the crypto,
Black until I crack, it's everything to me,
Seven or Eleven, Kiwis watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Speds

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever,
And don't forget the gf!

Pushing up the ante, I know you got some money,
Juice me please, please I'm broke again,
I see it in your hands, cough it up or ban,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Speds