Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[Sniperwoof]

He played us like a damn fiddle!

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Wherever you are lock your doors tonight. The barb buster roams free and he's hungry for more

 

[Londo]

So is this the beginning of Chris' revenge arc?

Oh god he's coming for us, isn't he?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

And he’s rewarded by being placed in a supported living facility with disabled women. Rape #2 happening soon, if it hasn’t already.

 

[James Howlett]

Oh man, I can't believe it.

Other cows to the left, the OPL strikes again. The Autism Juggernaut. Can't wait for the care home saga to ramp up now that this is behind us.

 

[Troutsmacked]

He can't keep getting away with it!

I guess Virginia is cool with a retard raping his mom as long as she's too old to become pregnant with his inbred tardbabies.

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

He's not even going to be a registered sex offender?
He raped his mom?!?!
What the fuck, America.

Legally he was not guilty of that. And never will be unless he is accused for another event.

 

[Yamamura]

No one can stop this man, not the jerkops, not Michael Snyder, not GameStop man. And now add the state of Virginia to that list.

 

[literalwho?]

Damn, court really got zapped to the extreme.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He's not even going to be a registered sex offender?
He raped his mom?!?!
What the fuck, America.

CWC sue this man for defamation considering you never were convicted

 

[bojackruss]

is he gonna start making videos n shit again

 

[Mistakeling]

So with zero charges he's been incarcerated for a retarded time period for no reason then, huh?

God, I cannot wait for the potential lawyer sperg moment where Chris makes his ultimate tugboat.

If they read his letters claiming to be Jesus, theu probably went down the insanity or diminished responsibility route.

Either way it's disgusting

 

[Love Is Blue]

Maybe the court determined it was consensual.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Hide your grandma!

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

He's not just the Teflon Tard at this point. He's the Titanium Tard now!

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'm imagining him returning home like the end of a movie. You see Barb in a rocking chair, then you hear knocking at the door, it slowly pans over,and zooms in as the knocking continues. Then you just hear "I'm home, time for more soul bonding" in Chris's voice, then a cut to black.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Yup, this confirms it; we are back in a based timeline

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i am legit sad that we dont have pointless sperg around for this momentous occasion.

When can we expect an in depth Heilberg interview about how he pulled this off.

i know which lawyer im getting if i ever get arrested in virginia. if he can pull this off i feel confident he can get me off any charge im likely to get.

 

[SimpleJack420]

Does.....Does this mean the merge is complete?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I don't think many people really understand how rare it is for a rapist to be brought to justice. There was never any significant chance that Chris of all people was going to "beat" those odds, even with a recorded confession to head off the evidence.