Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[Übertroon]

They stole the prison arc from us

 

[YazeePro]

For real. He's not added a register; not enforced with any correctional mental health orders; nothing.

The only thing that is missing is him being paid damages by the state for his time in prison.

The power of true teflon coating.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

A-log stay losing.

What the fuck. Does this mean he can return to the Sonichu Temple?

that's what im curious about, is there anything stopping him form going home or being near barb? and if there isnt, then when is he going to announce he is back at the temple?

 

[JamusActimus]

Guess he will do it again then

 

[meowpilled]

For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Time to batten the hatches of 14 BLC

I bet he tries to move back in.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

One of the worst parts of this saga is that we will never get to see Chris trying to live in 14 Branchland Ct. by himself after Barb dies.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Barbie-chan! I'm coming back to the CWC temple to claim what is, uh, rightfully mine! I am going to devour that, uh, barbussy! Mhhh, yea.

Edit: Low effort shitpost, I know. But I had a laugh making it.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

 

[4090 Chad]

When can we expect an in depth Heilberg interview about how he pulled this off.

 

[MelonSalt2.0]

Will the sonichu demon return now?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

 

[sassblassted]

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

So with zero charges he's been incarcerated for a retarded time period for no reason then, huh?

God, I cannot wait for the potential lawyer sperg moment where Chris makes his ultimate tugboat.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Kind of shocking. Will any of the extended Chandler family try to prevent him from returning to Chateau Sonichu? I wouldn't advise it, he's literally unstoppable.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I guess he technically got two years and a ruined family from it so it's not necessarily scott-free but holy fuck, not even put on the register. I wonder where he goes from here, he's not forced to stay at the group home is he? Since this is all over are they just going to tell him to get on the streets or something?

 

[Xyluz]

Lolcows tend to go free for some reasons. We in the Drachenlord Thread call this "Winklerglück", or teflon-tard as someone put it very fittingly.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Chris's case has been dismissed. He's free.

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?
Where's the fucking Law and Order thing?
Justice weeping

 

[Amaterasu-no-Mikado]

So, that means he can return to Barb and rape her again?

 

[Grotesquependulum]

Does this mean he can return home or is he still homeless?