Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate & Woman-Hate Thread-Hate Thread

[Dyn]

I am a trans-supporting woman-respecting liberal communist and even I think using a bidet is for faggots.

 

[Shidoen]

I am a trans-supporting woman-respecting liberal communist and even I think using a bidet is for faggots.

Australia doesn’t have much water to go around anyway.

 

[Spud]

You're too entrenched in your worldview

The worldview of not caring enough about fat people? Listen bro, I'm straight but you keep up with your LARP that you'll have an army of whamen ready to fight and die in trenches because you believe they will.

 

[umami's milk]

Dipping your ass into the cold natural stream? Alright, I can see the appeal.

Installing a toilet attachment that gives you an enema? Lame. Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame!

Also you can get a free ass cleaning with every Poseidon's Kiss.

 

[Dyn]

Australia doesn’t have much water to go around anyway.

Our boomers still chimp out anytime somebody tells them they can't keep a quarter-acre lawn, so it's not really about resource management, it's just that pulsing your b-hole with a jet of water is really gay.

 

[Wood]

I am a trans-supporting woman-respecting liberal communist and even I think using a bidet is for faggots.

This community is for everyone, even the French.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The only way a man cleaning out his anal cavity with a jet of water could not be faggot preparing to get his ass fucked is if maybe @Radion_Godiva is too fat to reach his ass with a washcloth?

 

[Shidoen]

The only way a man cleaning out his anal cavity with a jet of water could not be faggot preparing to get his ass fucked is if maybe @Radion_Godiva is too fat to reach his ass with a washcloth?

 

[Android raptor]

I am a trans-supporting woman-respecting liberal communist and even I think using a bidet is for faggots.

Nah my friends have a basic one and it's based AF. You use way less TP cause you can just blast your ass down real thorough, gets you clean AF. Godsend especially after eating Taco Hell or some other nasty shit.

Straight dudes in burgerland just think having a clean butthole is gay for some reason. I wish that was an exaggeration.

 

[Dyn]

Nah my friends have a basic one and it's based AF. You use way less TP cause you can just blast your ass down real thorough, gets you clean AF.

Counterpoint ; you are openly gay so of course you like bidets.

 

[Shidoen]

Nah my friends have a basic one and it's based AF. You use way less TP cause you can just blast your ass down real thorough, gets you clean AF. Godsend especially after eating Taco Hell or some other nasty shit.

Straight dudes in burgerland just think having a clean butthole is gay for some reason. I wish that was an exaggeration.

Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?

 

[umami's milk]

Inb4 "Debate Radion_Godiva on the sanctity of bidets."

 

[Android raptor]

Counterpoint ; you are openly gay so of course you like bidets.

Yeah but I like vagina not dicks kinda gay

 

[Dyn]

Inb4 "Debate Radion_Godiva on the sanctity of bidets."

They're gay, they're gay, they're so fucking gay I will die on this motherfucking hill, they're for gay faggots.

 

[Android raptor]

Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?

I mean you don't want to have the streams going at the same time, the bidet is for cleaning up the aftermath of a Taco Hell tsunami.

Having the streams going against each other at the same time would only end in unspeakable tragedy.

 

[Shidoen]

They're gay, they're gay, they're so fucking gay I will die on this motherfucking hill, they're for gay faggots.

My relatives in Germany don’t have bidets in their toilets. They do have solar panels though but have Turkish neighbors so think they’re stolen by now.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

Okay but in a situation what has stronger liquid propulsion? The bidet or the Taco Bell tsunami?

You don't dump in the bidet, Jesus.

They're gay, they're gay, they're so fucking gay I will die on this motherfucking hill, they're for gay faggots.

You're "Black" so good hygiene is not something your people aspire to.

All in all this is very funny for me. It's like having a bunch of pigs tell me I'm gross for not wallowing in shit.

 

[Lidl Drip]

They're gay, they're gay, they're so fucking gay I will die on this motherfucking hill, they're for gay faggots.

They were literally invented by the french, idk why this is even an argument!

 

[Android raptor]

My relatives in Germany don’t have bidets in their toilets. They do have solar panels though but have Turkish neighbors so think they’re stolen by now.

Yeah but we know Krauts are all massive degenerates so it's probably kinky for them or something

 

[Shidoen]

I mean you don't want to have the streams going at the same time, the bidet is for cleaning up the aftermath of a Taco Hell tsunami.

Having the streams going against each other at the same time would only end in unspeakable tragedy.

You don't dump in the bidet, Jesus.

You're "Black" so good hygiene is not something your people aspire to.

All in all this is very funny for me. It's like having a bunch of pigs tell me I'm gross for not wallowing in shit.

Hmm, flawed design.