Why is Protestantism still accepted as Christian?

[Fatniggo1488]

Legit just saw Mike Cukabee put black ash on his palm and praise the idea of the third temple which is satanic. Lol I was going to say more but damn man…

 

[Night Crawler]

Why were you watching anything Mike Huckabee is doing? Are you some kind of fucking Boomer?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They are led by demons. Protestants are heretics that will burn in hell., Next question.

 

[draggs]

Because Catholics are idolatrous blasphemers and the Eastern Orthodox aren't much better in that regard

 

[Lokenstien]

There is literally hundreds of years worth of history to explain this. Refute Martian Luther's Ninety-five Theses before posting pathetically obvious bait.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Why were you watching anything Mike Huckabee is doing? Are you some kind of fucking Boomer?

Fair point, but I had the misfortune of having to participate in this bizarre boomer ritual of watching JewsMax late on a Sunday night and was so perturbed by it, it led me to creating this thread.

 

[rrtyui]

They aren't.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Why were you watching anything Mike Huckabee is doing? Are you some kind of fucking Boomer?

How can anyone hate a man with such rock and roll skills? Eat your balance of nature, zoomer.

 

[Matt Damon]

Catholics are the ultimate jilted ex-girlfriend who still hasn't moved on 500 years later.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Catholics are the ultimate jilted ex-girlfriend who still hasn't moved on 500 years later.

Who the fuck mention Catholicism?

 

[Fulton J. Ween]

Sola scriptura.
Sola fide.
Sola gratia.
Solus Christus.
Soli Deo gloria.

Simple as.

 

[Begemot]

Sola scriptura.
Sola fide.
Sola gratia.
Solus Christus.
Soli Deo gloria.

Simple as.

heretics still get the Catherine wheel...

 

[Absolutego]

When you deliver God's word to the people, you take the good with the bad.

 

[Fulton J. Ween]

heretics still get the Catherine wheel...

oh yeah? start with your daddy in the Vatican.
protestants have only one Father, and He is truly holy.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

This thread is proof enough about why Internet religion fights are fucking retarded that only low info spergs and autists engage in.

 

[Night Crawler]

Fair point, but I had the misfortune of having to participate in this bizarre boomer ritual of watching JewsMax late on a Sunday night and was so perturbed by it, it led me to creating this thread.

Don't feel too bad. I watched a Fox News video clip from Jessie Waters show. Now YouTube keeps spamming with Fox New shit.

 

[Lithuophile]

It's over for protcels

 

[David Brown]

Jews: You believe that God is Yhwh?
Christians: Uh huh
J: and you believe you have the same origin story with Adam and Eve in the garden?
C: Uh huh
J: and you believe god gave us a special covenant and a promise to redeem the world through a special seed that was passed on through Abraham?
C: uh huh
J: and you believe in Jesus who's a Jew who was raised as a Jew and got circumcised and went to the temple right?
C: Uh huh
J: and the orthodox christian priests dress up like the Jews and even the pope wears a special small hat?
C: Uh huh
J: and even the people so far removed like the American protestants are still the Jews' and Israel's strongest supporters?
C: Uh huh
J: and the pope comes out and publicly apologizes to us jews for the harsh treatment catholics gave us in the past right?
C: Uh huh
J: and Israel's existence is only secured through the help of Christian Zionism right?
C: Uh huh
J: and when there is a crisis in the middle east and our regional enemies need to be deposed you'll sail and fly across the world to come fight our enemies right?
C: Uh huh
J: even though Israel has never lifted a finger to help the US with any of its regional enemies?
C: Uh huh
J: and we can build museums all over your countries dedicated to spreading a story about how we are the world's biggest victims ever and everybody owes us special treatment and privileges and we can rewrite your history so this historical event from the 1940s is the most important historical lesson for all people right?
C: Uh huh
J: and we can have disproportionate influence in power in all your cultural and educational and economical and entertainment media institutions right?
C: Uh huh
J: and we can still blame you any time anything bad happens right?
C: uh huh
J: and we can stay jews and we can still hate you but you'll always support us and we'll never make us convert right?
C: Uh huh

Seems like everything in going as planned for world Christendom.

 

[ffo kcuF]

I judge Catholicism based on the e-celebrities that spew it like any normal person, and they're all a bunch hypocritical whores and pedos, just saying.

Sluts

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If they have a valid baptism, they're Christian. That is the most fundamental expression of Christian belief and Christ's own Great Commission.