How does a big thick penis fit inside a tight little bumhole?

[poosplash]

My school's sex education was rather basic and didn't go into much detail.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

There's no other reason why you wouldn't choose vagina over a poo hole.

ya mums cunt is like a wizards sleeve

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A hole is a hole

Well, one has poop in it and the other shouldn't.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Well, one has poop in it and the other shouldn't.

Other one has blood in it and the third option is full of digestive juices, its tough being a man.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Other one has blood in it and the third option is full of digestive juices, its tough being a man.

Both of those are much better alternatives than shit.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

In my experience? A lot of lube and telling your significant other to practice and get used to it before you put your dick in.

 

[zionlion1488]

A hole is a hole

Wrong. One hole literally helps to create life, the other one is a stinking shit hole.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Both of those are much better alternatives than shit.

Too many BJs will literary dissolve your dick and turn it into colon mush, think about it.

Wrong. One hole literally helps to create life, the other one is a stinking shit hole.

One whole creates it, the other one sustains it. You cant live without your poo hole.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Too many BJs will literary dissolve your dick and turn it into colon mush, think about it.

Only if the chick has an extreme case of acid reflux, and even then the extra tingle is worth it.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Only if the chick has an extreme case of acid reflux, and even then the extra tingle is worth it.

You can say the same about anal, checkmate.

 

[zionlion1488]

ya mums cunt is like a wizards sleeve

I mean, she had several children so, probably yeah. But that doesn't mean my dad wants to stick it in her shitter.

 

[Majadorno]

The Force

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You can say the same about anal, checkmate.

What does acid reflux have to do with anal?

 

[Fruttasecca]

What does acid reflux have to do with anal?

sneed

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Where there's a will, there's a way.

 

[Big Brutus]

Lube, enema, clit-rubbing and training with buttplugs, all involving patience. You always be slow and delicate with a girl her first time, otherwise she'll never want to do anal again.

 

[Night Crawler]

Lube, lots of lube. I have never had buttsex with a woman but I did look up tips incase I ever get the chance. I want to be able to do it right. That way if I like it hopefully she will like it and I can get to do it more than once.

Basically be patient and you have to be gentle. It's an asshole not a pussy. Get some toys. Nothing too ridiculous. Just some small but plugs or something and have her insert one before you actually try to put your dick in there. It will help loosen it up some. You can also use your fingers and possibly do some mouth stuff. You know, eat her ass. use lots of lube. Not spit actual lube. Maybe some alcohol will help. You probably shouldn't drink any yourself because from what I have read anal doesn't go well with a semi erect penis. You want to be as hard as you can be.

Of course you have to find a woman willing to do it or who wants to do it. From everything I read it actually helps if she wants to do it. This is probably the biggest hurdle. Just assure her you will be gentle. Don't pressure her into doing it.

This is really important as well. She has to have taken dump 8-12 hours or so before you do butt stuff. If not she needs an enema or you need to wear a condom. It's probably best that you wear a condom. You don't want to get a really nasty UTI.

There you go. Have fun.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Had a look at OPs other post. OP is very strange.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I have never had buttsex with a woman but I did look up tips incase I ever get the chance.

What a shocker. Protip: if tips on how to have buttsex is what you’re looking up in preparation for a relationship instead of literally anything else, you’re probably not going to be getting into a relationship anytime soon.

Of course you have to find a woman willing to do it or who wants to do it. From everything I read it actually helps if she wants to do it.

You don’t say!

 

[Majadorno]

She has to have taken dump 8-12 hours or so before you do butt stuff. If not she needs an enema or you need to wear a condom. It's probably best that you wear a condom. You don't want to get a really nasty UTI.

You should definitely always wear a condom for anal sex. Even an enema won't kill every germ that can live inside an asshole.

 

[poosplash]

You'd be surprised how much anus muscles can stretch. But just because you can put a thick penis in your bumhole doesn't mean you should. It might make you stunning and brave to the journalists, but is the incontinence really worth it?

Do gay people really have their dick covered in poop after anal sex? Do they really poop after the penis comes out?