💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Someone must have told her she should cosplay as Kairi. But you see, she rocks and thrusts. So of course she's a man and also Sora. Why can't anyone understand this simple concept? :roll:

I'd love to know how pronounced her thrusting thing is in public. Normal men do not go around randomly making sexual gestures because they could get arrested.

Here's the Roxas fanservice no one asked for

Roxas gained a lil' weight and now he has bad knees.

Those Uggs make her legs look like tree trunks. Those are also very feminine poses. Well, good to see she's still poopin'.
 
Sorry to keep dropping dumb shit about Pixy, but these genuinely made me laugh with how silly she looks combined with the Chris chan levels of autism


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Sorry to keep dropping dumb shit about Pixy, but these genuinely made me laugh with how silly she looks combined with the Chris chan levels of autism Also:
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Is she finally showing the "thrusting" move she's been talking about in the last one at around 23 seconds? What is happening there?
 
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Goofy wig again.

Also while I feel bad at the fact that she was most likely sexually abused by a group of dudes back in the day, I find it hilarious that in her retard mind, what all men do all day is thrusting, air humping.

Our queen is not gonna make it, brah.
 
Writing? Writing what, her school shooter manifesto? :roll:

The posing in each video can only be described as drunken autism. Or maybe early onset dementia. It's tragic that she think these are cute because it looks like literal brain damage occurring in real time. The wig's not even the right color or style for Roxas either. Git gud Pixy or you'll never find your IRL Riku!

Is she finally showing the "thrusting" move she's been talking about in the last one at around 23 seconds? What is happening there?
My god, it does look a little like the forbidden thrust Lord Ashton keeps warning us about! Although it also looks like she's just stumbling because her brain is being torn apart by two conflicting thoughts: "I AM SEXY BOY!!!" and "how did my life come to this?" And by turning around and acting cutesy all of a sudden, she's reassuring us that everything's fine and she's just playing around/seeking attention/crying for help.
 
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Poorly fitted and styled wig. I looked up the character again and it's not even close to accurate. It's too bright, too thin and just looks like an "Can I speak to the manager?" haircut that got flattened in a sudden downpour. However, it's still leagues better than that horrible Sora The Clown wig any day. That thing looks like it was constructed from barnyard scraps.

But wig aside, the poses are so awkward. It's just bumbling around with the occasional weird facial expression. Also remember, this is a series she has never played. She's just picking up whatever she sees in videos and art.

There used to be this Vincent Valentine soulbonder who was pretty loony. She openly admitted that she played Final Fantasy 7 years before but gave up trying to recruit Vincent because it was too hard. She just liked his character art and instantly soulbonded with him. She knew like nothing about the character other than her fantasy husbando dreams. And I think she ended up skinwalking him too. I can't remember her name Pixy instantly reminded me of her.

I get if you like a character's art or what you saw in an LP. But it's extremely weird to get this hung up on a character you have never played as or encountered in-game.

Also, it's hilarious that she's equating all these hobbies with a busy day when she is yet to find work and doesn't seem to be that gung ho about getting a job. If she can LARP and dance around as Roxas and Sora then her heel spur can't be that painful all the time. Nor can her tummy aches headaches or itching.



I liked when she hugs plant-kun.

It's very feminine too. It's the only thing from these TikToks that has a touch of kawaii.
I thought it was just me but yeah she seems drunk, or like, a kid trying to pretend to be drunk

She's always been super awkward and uncoordinated with posing. She stumbles around like a confused cow in a pen. You'd think after all this time she'd learn a little grace and fluidity. Of course she's 187 lbs now so I'm not expecting her to dance on air. But there's no progress whatsoever in terms of coordination. Pixy is just not talented in that area. Even her still shots tend to be awkward most of the time.

She could be intoxicated here though. She's really stressed and wasting money she doesn't have like it's water. I think we're seeing the midlife crisis unfold in real time as her mental state degrades further.
 
Such a manly pose from such an obvious man and not at all a crazy woman.

Everything she does screams, "woman" or at the very least "female". There's nothing masculine there.

Didn't we get a clip of the "rock and thrust" from a public library with an unattended black kid crawling around? Or was that yet another lolcow fever dream of mine?

edit: no it wasnt
https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/pixyteri-sarah-guilbeaux.4073/post-16439489
Is that what she's trying to do there? Seems to me she's just doing her old Pixy poses with the fake smile. I never once saw her hold her fist to her stomach to play with Mr. Penis and thrust while doing it.

Sorry to keep dropping dumb shit about Pixy, but these genuinely made me laugh with how silly she looks combined with the Chris chan levels of autism Also:
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I really want to know what's going through her head when she does these things. She's putting almost zero effort into them but she's acting like this is high art.
 
There was evidence of booze in her room. Honestly Pix developing a drinking problem in the last few years could explain a lot of her recent behavior. Even a little booze goes a long way with crazy autistic weirdos.
 
Is that what she's trying to do there? Seems to me she's just doing her old Pixy poses with the fake smile. I never once saw her hold her fist to her stomach to play with Mr. Penis and thrust while doing it.
I shared the gif of her in the library with the kid simply because it was lulzy. It had nothing to do with the thrusting and rocking.

That being said, I thought about what she could possibly mean by "thrusting and rocking" and given that pixy likes to exaggerate, I think she isn't literally thrusting and rocking, but instead just shifting her weight from one leg to the other while standing like she might think a guy might do as if they were shifting to adjust for the penis.
 
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There was evidence of booze in her room. Honestly Pix developing a drinking problem in the last few years could explain a lot of her recent behavior. Even a little booze goes a long way with crazy autistic weirdos.

Intoxication+credit card sprees is not a good combo. Now I'm imagining her drunk buying a Pooh kigurumi at 2am, her fingers sticky with cookie cake remnants.

I shared the gif of her in the library with the kid simply because it was lulzy. It had nothing to do with the thrusting and rocking.

That being said, I thought about what she could possibly mean by "thrusting and rocking" and given that pixy likes to exaggerate, I think she isn't literally thrusting and rocking, but instead just shifting her weight from one leg to the other while standing like she might think a guy might do as if they were shifting to adjust for the penis.

Possible. I hadn't considered that. And then she imagines her totally real stomach penis adjusting in her abdomen as she does it. And to her it's so obvious that everyone should see that and know that she's 100% male.
 
Possible. I hadn't considered that. And then she imagines her totally real stomach penis adjusting in her abdomen as she does it. And to her it's so obvious that everyone should see that and know that she's 100% male.
It's the only logical explanation I can think of and it makes sense considering her recent "Pay attention to my body and what I'm doing internally".
 
It's the only logical explanation I can think of and it makes sense considering her recent "Pay attention to my body and what I'm doing internally".
Your first mistake was expecting logic from her.

But then without her actually saying anything we can't really know what's going through her head. And if the idea that she's slightly retarded is true it means we're never going to get an answer from her on this because she makes no sense.
 
I wish I could find her dating profiles lol

I have no idea how that comment was rude. All Pixy had to say was that she couldn't afford to buy drinks for others and thank the person for their advice. Even kind advice is lost on her because of the immense amount of eggshells you have to tiptoe over not to set her off. And even that relies on the correct alignment with the stars.

I'm thinking her dating profile is full of genderblob nonsense and that's one of the problems. Listing herself as male and looking for men when she looks 100% female. I assume most men looking for men want an actual male. And if they were into the trans thing they'd want someone who was actually trying to pass.
 
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