You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

What a bunch of crock. Oh, so you used to be funny, now you're afraid to be funny and pretend this is "maturity." No it isn't, it's you being a fucking PUSSY. Now you aren't funny any more, you're just a faggot, and nobody will ever laugh at your fake jokes any more because they will never be funny.
If they say their favorite TV show is something like Friends, The Office, or SNL, that's how you know you're dealing with an empty-headed, incurable normalfag.
 
I'm getting kind of tired of the SJWs trying to "cancel" this site.

As well as "cancel culture" going after "wrongthinking" in general.
 
I'm about to have a full-on Spergout about Reaction Channels. These fucking infuriating little rectangles that keep showing up in my recommendations on Youtube...a punchable dipshit making some gay ass looking face here, some dumbass fuckin woman bawling her eyes out over a movie scene there. I want to puke whenever I see these fuckin things. It's far beyond the reactions being 100% fake. That's a fargone conclusion, of course they're fake. It's even far from them being annoying, even though they bring my shit to a boil. No, the main issue I have with them is how the HELL are they even getting any views? How anyone watches this "Video Sludge" and enjoys it I will never, ever understand. It is galling that someone's ego is so gigantic and out of control that they think people want to watch their reactions to things, but I guess some do, and that makes me hate these motherfuckers even more.

Another shitty kind of video like this is the "EXPERT X reacts to Y" or "EXPERT BREAKS DOWN X" oh my guoaaaaaooaowd I hate these things. It is ALWAYS some smarmy douchebag "breaking something down". I have zero interest in this garbage. Youtube knows it, yet they keep recommending that shit to me. I have clicked "not interested in this channel" many, many times on many more of these channels' videos. Still. Maybe it is their revenge for me getting 24hr bans almost every other day for calling someone a nigger or a faggot.
I very seldom watch YT but yesterday i got recommended a "X reacts to Y's reaction on Z's content" video for the very first time and i actually shook my fist at the screen. Bottom-feeding off of bottom feeders, how low can you go?
I also hate these "Expert on X" videos you mentioned with a passion. Nigger, it's a movie, of course it won't be a realistic depiction of battlefield trauma surgery, i don't need to watch a 20 minute video to ascertain that fact!
When you see a video that sounds like it aligns with your interests, only to have your view experience ruined by the gargantuan faggot who made it being, well, a faggot. I don't want to see your """funny""" skits. I don't want to see your animation. I don't want to see your EPIC in jokes. I don't want to hear your silly voice you put on. I don't want your recommendations for other videos. None of that. I just want whats in the title.
On kind of the same note: I can't even count how often i clicked on interesting sounding videos only to turn them off after five seconds because they are narrated by a retard with an obvious speech impediment, chose a fucking different medium if you sound like straight out of sped classes! I give some leeway when it comes to thick accents, i am ESL too, but if you sound like a racist caricature from a 50's movie i won't watch your shit either.
 
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I feel like every conversation I have with people is becoming this set of predisposed responses, with them just talking and then I respond with the same kinds of leads and questions. It becomes harder day by day to have a connection with someone, much less saying anything meaningful. It's ironically enough hard to put into words, like, the vibe is always off. I had a girl come back from a two month trip, and usually, that would result in at least something to talk about, but I talked to her for like two minutes and then it was over.

This isn't a singular event by any means: day by day I feel like I'm forcing myself to have some form of social interaction, but it almost feels like I'm perpetually disconnected to everyone around me, I can't even talk to myself in my apartment because I feel like Im being too loud.
 
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100% agree on that one. To add to it, maybe I'm just a softie but I never liked the humour that was just "haha innocent person keeps getting hurt through no fault of their own"
That is oddly enough one of the many reasons why I had a hard time getting into South Park. You know the whole Kenny death in every episode and shit. I still like South Park but that part always kinda made my sentimental heart quiver a bit. Also the other reason why I can't comfortably watch Happy Tree Friends anymore.

Thread tax: The babying of an audience. I got a coworker who got into writing fanfiction of all fucking things and wanted me to have a look at it since I do creative writing on the side. So she sent me a link for Archive of Our Own of all places and well....

It was around 30-plus chapters and while I just skimmed through parts of it, I had to stop 1/3rd through because there were constant "content warnings" for every fucking minor thing in every goddamn chapter, even if they were listed in that tagging system the website has. Tags were retarded as well like "trigger warning: fascism!" and "Trigger warning: this character!"

Plus there were author notes with moral finger-wagging about how murder and fascism are totes bad and not supported here! Totes good boy points! The alt-right opinions aren't my own!

And I'm like ????? are you fucking serious? At least pretend that you give a shit about the intelligence of your reader base since you apparently gave it an 18+ rating. Just kinda pissed me off because I felt like being handheld and babied for a story that's apparently meant for adults. Was kinda lowkey insulted.

Or maybe I just expect too much by assuming people know how to tell the difference between reality and fiction.

No wonder she fucking chose fanfiction over something original. I asked her about this and she was like "Oh but fascism can be a trigger! you can never have too many trigger warnings!"

She's older than me by 10+ years btw.
 
I'm getting sick of youtubers self-censoring words that might offend someone's feefees or get them demonetized. Muffling words such as "sex" or "suicide".

In the case of suicide, I've noticed that any mention of it needs a content warning, even when it's clearly not being encouraged. Is the mere word "suicide" gonna compel someone to An Hero out of the blue?
 
I'm getting sick of youtubers self-censoring words that might offend someone's feefees or get them demonetized. Muffling words such as "sex" or "suicide".

In the case of suicide, I've noticed that any mention of it needs a content warning, even when it's clearly not being encouraged. Is the mere word "suicide" gonna compel someone to An Hero out of the blue?
I honestly wouldn't mind it if they just got creative with it like Casual Geographic does, and just come up with the dumbest, funniest, and self-deprecating alternatives like "committing lego-step", and "forcefully taking themselves off the census".

Anything would be better than that muffling shit.
 
I'm getting sick of youtubers self-censoring words that might offend someone's feefees or get them demonetized. Muffling words such as "sex" or "suicide".

In the case of suicide, I've noticed that any mention of it needs a content warning, even when it's clearly not being encouraged. Is the mere word "suicide" gonna compel someone to An Hero out of the blue?
How soft have we gotten that we can't even talk like adults anymore? Worse still is I once encounter some zoomer who literally was doing that shit in person. It was the saddest, most pathetic shit imaginable.
 
In the case of suicide, I've noticed that any mention of it needs a content warning, even when it's clearly not being encouraged. Is the mere word "suicide" gonna compel someone to An Hero out of the blue?
Maybe some super weak people whose removal from the gene pool would improve the species. So let 'er rip.
 
if this hasn't been said in the 640 pages in this thread, this is one of my personal pet peeves.

i'm not the biggest fan of black people thinking "white ppl cant b racism". i just wish more people understood the content of someone's character rather than just assuming based on race.
 
People of any and all stripes who behave as though liking the color pink is a core personality trait.
It's like how "Chris Chan" thought discussing one's favorite color was a "romantic conversation" because of a book written by a kid.

How soft have we gotten that we can't even talk like adults anymore?
As Current Year drags on, it can increasingly look like "Chris Chan" is somehow a physical manifestation of Clown World.

I feel like every conversation I have with people is becoming this set of predisposed responses, with them just talking and then I respond with the same kinds of leads and questions.
What if the constant use of "smartphones" with "social media" is making "smartphone zombies" more machine-like, as if AI-driven?
 
I honestly wouldn't mind it if they just got creative with it like Casual Geographic does, and just come up with the dumbest, funniest, and self-deprecating alternatives like "committing lego-step", and "forcefully taking themselves off the census".

Anything would be better than that muffling shit.
It's specific, but one of my personal favorites is "faxing your brain to Jesus"
 
Old farts who seem to take personal offence to people enjoying their life. For example, just today I overheard some fossil complaining that he couldn't swim in the pool due to "spoilt brats ruining it". Nigger, you're in the communal pool of a beach town holiday resort, how the fuck are you gonna get annoyed at kids having a good time and splashing around in the pool?
 
Trannies ruining my wholesome fun of posting DJ Slobbermutt renditions of silly songs such as Too Fat to Fly with their DDOS shitfits. How far gone do you have to be in order to be the one who needs to grow the fuck up in comparison to people making and posting stuff like this?
 
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