You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Right now I'm seething about slow drivers. There is NO reason you need to make a full ten second stop at a stop sign on an empty road. Clearly you aren't important and there's nowhere you're needed, otherwise you wouldn't be impeding people who have to be at work like this. FUCK, why doesn't my car have a Twisted Metal rocket launcher on the top so I can blow up these wastes of space?
Road chodes are the worst. Specifically when they do walking speed on a lovely winding mountain road holding up everyone. YOU CAN SEE THE 3+ SPORTS CARS BEHIND YOU TRYING TO ENJOY A DRIVE, JUST LET THEM PASS! But they never do, so instead I'm stuck driving like a grandma in first gear the whole way up the best stretches of road.
 
I'm so sick to death of no-winter states being too retarded to have their basic infrastructure do shit that's important for both hot and cold weather.

No laws about the buildings/houses needing to be properly sealed up because it doesn't get cold enough to make that shit dangerous? LOL enjoy the nocturnal bugs like roaches who love to wriggle their filthy asses right through your doors. Someone will be enjoying all the extra cash you're flushing away on AC that just leaks outside.

Why bury pipes as deep as they do up in North Dakota if there's no guarantee that they'll freeze and burst every year? Because when it's hot out, the water coming out of the tap is warmer than my body temperature, retards. Also your shit's still going to burst every time you get some freak winter weather. Go ask some Texans how smart it is to build everything like that.
 
Right now I'm seething about slow drivers. There is NO reason you need to make a full ten second stop at a stop sign on an empty road. Clearly you aren't important and there's nowhere you're needed, otherwise you wouldn't be impeding people who have to be at work like this. FUCK, why doesn't my car have a Twisted Metal rocket launcher on the top so I can blow up these wastes of space?
Traffic in my town never seems to improve. I can't make a turn without getting interrupted by a fucking parade.
 
Traffic in my town never seems to improve. I can't make a turn without getting interrupted by a fucking parade.
I loathe parades. Fucking retards fucking up traffic to mill around like retards blocking thoroughfares, generally for no fucking reason at all. Parade right off a cliff you cunts.
 
Airpods. Motherfuckers with airpods never take those shits out when they're talking to you. Drop the podcast or whatever music to actually straight-up engage with the person you're talking to. How are you making me the less autistic one in this interaction?
 
For the love of God merging onto the freeway at a dangerously low speed, to the point of hesitating on whether or not you should be driving at all, is a crime. IMG_7589.gif
 
Besides trannies, I'm also sick of self-righteous degenerate fucks who treat good life choices like they're weird or bad.

For example: Personally, I choose not to drink alcohol or do drugs. Not for any religious or political reasons, but simply because I don't care for them. However, I don't care if other people drink or do drugs as long as they don't become addicts. For some odd reason, when this does become a discussion topic with people I know offline, my clean living choice is treated like an unwelcome anomaly. Yes, of course. Drugs are the only way we can be happy. :roll:
 
Besides trannies, I'm also sick of self-righteous degenerate fucks who treat good life choices like they're weird or bad.

For example: Personally, I choose not to drink alcohol or do drugs. Not for any religious or political reasons, but simply because I don't care for them. However, I don't care if other people drink or do drugs as long as they don't become addicts. For some odd reason, when this does become a discussion topic with people I know offline, my clean living choice is treated like an unwelcome anomaly. Yes, of course. Drugs are the only way we can be happy. :roll:
Fucking hell I know what you mean. The moment I say I don't drink, people look at me like some kinda alien that's been hiding among them. I can't say why they react like this, but my best guess is by not partaking in these things you show how easy it is to simply avoid them. Seeing someone like this basically blows excuses they tell themselves or others out of the water. But that's just a game theory.
 
Fucking hell I know what you mean. The moment I say I don't drink, people look at me like some kinda alien that's been hiding among them. I can't say why they react like this, but my best guess is by not partaking in these things you show how easy it is to simply avoid them. Seeing someone like this basically blows excuses they tell themselves or others out of the water. But that's just a game theory.
It kind of bugs ex-drunkards when other people just never had that problem at all, because they want to be viewed as somehow morally superior because they sunk into the slough of despond and drunkenness and then quit inflicting harm on themselves. When the real issue is "why did you do that dumb shit in the first place, retard?" Like they're saints for stopping doing something most people never do.
 
TCM is losing some older movies from their lineup. That ain't fair.
I have no idea what TCM is, but I think I know how you feel, since I dumped Netflix in the early-mid 2010s(?) before it was even a household name. They dropped every single TV show I ever liked that they had in the first place, and that's just the TV shows. Fuck Netflix; I have the entire series of Stargate SG-1 on DVD and I'm not paying them rent on it every month. That goes for the other shows too.

So I guess when I think about it, I'm not actually pissed at Netflix since they inadvertently ended up doing me a favor. My external hard drive and my disc book are both fat and happy, which makes me happy.
 
Airpods. Motherfuckers with airpods never take those shits out when they're talking to you. Drop the podcast or whatever music to actually straight-up engage with the person you're talking to. How are you making me the less autistic one in this interaction?
I feel you but we also have people around here wearing over the ear sound cancelling bluetooth headphones. That gives out an even bigger signal that they are incapable of interacting with anyone ever.

It dawned on me the last time I was in a big tourist area and saw sooooo many teens wearing these things. They aren't bluetooth are they? These are just people who think they can't handle sound and so wear what is basically an ear muff. I know I have to accept that there's probably some tard that needs these otherwise they start shrieking but if all the rest of the people I saw actually needed those in order to be in a public place, humanity is too weak to survive.

It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed and I'm not the one wearing dummy headphones and sucking on a stim necklace pretending to be retarded for attention.
 
I feel you but we also have people around here wearing over the ear sound cancelling bluetooth headphones. That gives out an even bigger signal that they are incapable of interacting with anyone ever.

It dawned on me the last time I was in a big tourist area and saw sooooo many teens wearing these things. They aren't bluetooth are they? These are just people who think they can't handle sound and so wear what is basically an ear muff. I know I have to accept that there's probably some tard that needs these otherwise they start shrieking but if all the rest of the people I saw actually needed those in order to be in a public place, humanity is too weak to survive.

It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed and I'm not the one wearing dummy headphones and sucking on a stim necklace pretending to be retarded for attention.
You're Gen X right? Is it true some of you guys wore pacifiers (as young adults) laced with LSD?
 
Even the cops in California are fucking karens:


Honestly never seen a more insufferable cop in my life. Seeing them messing with car guys really grinds my gears! There are much bigger problems in that state than a backfiring SUV.
 
I feel you but we also have people around here wearing over the ear sound cancelling bluetooth headphones. That gives out an even bigger signal that they are incapable of interacting with anyone ever.

It dawned on me the last time I was in a big tourist area and saw sooooo many teens wearing these things. They aren't bluetooth are they? These are just people who think they can't handle sound and so wear what is basically an ear muff.
I dunno why anyone actually can be triggered by this, but at public spaces I wear my bluetooth headphones and listen to music, and I'm not sorry that I don't like listening to the public. If there is a situation where I need to not use the headphones, I will clearly not take any damage.
You are basically assuming that people with a different preference than you, are doing it to play special snowflake.
It's really not as deep as you think it is.
I know I have to accept
No, you don't. As long as you leave me alone, I'm happy. You could fedpost about me in your mind and I couldn't be happier.
 
The jackasses setting fireworks off two weeks after the 4th of July. I wouldn't care if they weren't doing it in residential areas. Go find a field with your buddies and have fun there.
 
You're Gen X right? Is it true some of you guys wore pacifiers (as young adults) laced with LSD?
Sounds like a thing that happened. I went to some clubs a few times where there were a bunch of candy kids doing E and a lot of them had these little mock pacifiers on their jewelry, but it wasn't really my scene.
I just fucking eat my LSD like a normal person. Why does anyone need a pacifier for that?
I dunno why anyone actually can be triggered by this, but at public spaces I wear my bluetooth headphones and listen to music, and I'm not sorry that I don't like listening to the public. If there is a situation where I need to not use the headphones, I will clearly not take any damage.
You are basically assuming that people with a different preference than you, are doing it to play special snowflake.
It's really not as deep as you think it is.
Are you wearing a stim necklace?
 
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