boogie uploaded a new video,
"My girlfriend moved in."
my summary and thoughts:
the video starts with a seemingly forced conversation about their relationship and how they met. around 2:09 he says to her, "and you seem really happy", and she lets out the most uninspired and emotionless response, "yup you make me very happy", simply telling him what he wants to hear. the vibe just isn't there.
he starts talking about the water park they're going to and asks her questions in a playful manner, like if she's going to go on the slides, if she'll do the lazy river with him, or if she's going to sit in a beach chair and look pretty. she sounds completely uninterested in his playful and flirty banter. it's pathetic to listen to.
he then decides to randomly film the bag she's holding, from behind, to say, "I love my little mortal kombat bag". he's clearly doing it to film the girl's ass cheeks spilling out from under her shorts. I suppose he's getting his money's worth.
he gets all excited that she's there to spray sun screen on his back and says, "I'm finally not going to burn, dude having a partner rocks!" then gives her a high five. I wish I was joking. he actually did this. it's so unbelievably cringe.
there's more shots of him in the water park and he's trying extremely hard to put on a show of being all giddy and happy while spending time with his "girlfriend."
it wouldn't be a video of boogie at the water park without him recreating dramatic fat guy splash for the millionth time. his gross dark ankles are on full display. I'm sure she finds that incredibly attractive!
they're driving back from the water park, and he says that he can tell she's nervous. she replies with a classic excuse, "I'm not too much of a people person." in reality she's probably embarrassed being seen in public with a man 30 years older and 400 lbs heavier than her. despite admitting that she's "not much of a people person", he outlines all the different conventions that he's dragging her to this summer.
the video concludes with boogie ordering them food from a mcdonald's drive-thru. don't worry guys, I'm sure he didn't finish it all, in-fact, it was only for her! he had a salad waiting for him in his fridge at home, surely! 399.999999 lbs!
