Do you pee standing or sitting down? - The eternal debate

[SpessCaptain]

Are you guys are folder or a scuncher?

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Sitting down, what manner of horror stands up to pee?

 

[polonium]

Standing up to pee is a symbol of white male privilege, which is why i do it as Im oppressing women

 

[drain]

look at me what do you think?

 

[Unattended Baby]

My butler does the peeing for me.

 

[Innocuous]

I piss standing, why would any man sit down to piss like a girl?

 

[polonium]

I piss standing, why would any man sit down to piss like a girl?

I know a guy who had a prince albert, took it out, and now he dribbles

 

[AnOminous]

I know a guy who had a prince albert, took it out, and now he dribbles

This is why don't do stupid piercings on functional parts of your body. If you must pierce, limit it to purely decorative parts of the body like ears, noses, and other shit with pointless cartilage.

 

[spaps]

I only pee during freefall.

 

[Terrorist]

out my window onto passerby

 

[spaps]

out my window onto passerby

But are you standing up or sitting down while you do that?

 

[Terrorist]

But are you standing up or sitting down while you do that?

whatever i happen to be when the mood strikes

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Standing duh.

I only sit when takin' a shit.

 

[Army Burger]

The real question is how does David S. Gallant take a piss?

 

[komugi]

Inside Meruems butthole

 

[Picklepower]

I stand and pee, and get piss all over the seat. Like I don't ever aim I just let it all go.

 

[Hydroxylic Acid]

I don't pee.
Sonic doesn't pee, so why should I?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Hindu Squats

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Standing, I'm proud of my marksmanship.

 

[Yaks]

I pee standing and spray that shit everywhere to assert myself over the patriarchy.