Summers Game Fest 2023

[quaawaa]

We already went to space in Fallout 3. I don't get what everyone's all excited about.

 

[Canned Ham]

Rock climbing and a sandstorm? Is this a MST3K game?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

That Persona trailer was identical to the reveal from a day or two ago, what was the point?

That reveal was a mistake. They released it by mistake, and have since fired the employee that made that fuck up.

On Starfield: What the actual fuck looks interesting in any of this? It's fucking Fallout/Skyrim but in space. Todd literally can just shit out anything and have Reddit soy guzzlers cream their pants.

 

[Anon88]

That Persona trailer was identical to the reveal from a day or two ago, what was the point?

Today was meant to be the first day we were going to see it. Someone at Atlus leaked it early on their Instagram account so we got it early.

 

[Cod of War]

>Don'tNod
Nope

 

[Epoch]

On Starfield: What the actual fuck looks interesting in any of thise? It's fucking Fallout/Skyrim but in space. Todd literally can just shit out anything and have Reddit soy guzzlers cream their pants.

DOOD think of the MODS.

I've given up on Bethesda ever making an RPG again. Morrowind was their last RPG, Oblivion maybe but its shit as an RPG.

 

[Anonitolia]

ah, this is the part of the showcase where they halfheartedly shove in as many artsy indie games about depression as possible to earn brownie points
fun

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

DOOD think of the MODS.

Dood, I just creamed myself thinking about all of the anime mods I'll be able to install. It's so heckin cool and updoot-worthy.

 

[Anonitolia]

I'm not even surprised that they're shoving out Cyberpunk DLC before the game's fucking done
man this industry sucks

also why does Keanu Reeves sound like he's being imitated by AI? What happened to his voice?

 

[Cod of War]

They really did memory-hole male V, huh?

 

[Epoch]

I'm not even surprised that they're shoving out Cyberpunk DLC before the game's fucking done

what do you mean? They 'fixed' all the bugs. Lets just forget about all the missing features they promised, buy the DLC.

 

[Anonitolia]

They really did memory-hole male V, huh?

they have literally 0 reason not to
a female gets them more brownie points and makes for better coom material, why even bother with the male?

 

[Anonitolia]

oh is this Life By You?

EDIT: nope, this is a city-builder lol

 

[quaawaa]

They really did memory-hole male V, huh?

Expect articles from journos whining that 99% of the playerbase picked male V.

There were a lot of complaints from the usual suspects that most people chose to romance the straight country girl and not the hipster prostitute or the gay rockstar.

 

[Canned Ham]

More Persona?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Whatever this Persona/SMT game is, it's got a fucky framerate right? It's not just me?

 

[Anonitolia]

I honestly thought that was another Persona 3 thing because of the blue-haired guy

 

[King George III]

Holy shit, vidya has gotten extremely gay. I think I may finally be at the age where none of this shit excites or interests me.

 

[Cod of War]

Looks a LOT like Bioshock Infinite

 

[Anonitolia]

Oh wow, an interesting Steampunk setting with time travel powers-

-aaaaand it's a boring shooter with "good future bad future" time travel and shitty graphics (did you see that fucking blood lmao)

god damn it