Actual good theater going experiences? - Or terrible ones, although I guess technically there's already a thread for that.

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I saw Jurassic Park in theaters as a tiny tot and I will never 5get that experience. Every time it has been re-released in the theaters I have gone to see it/taken my family at the time to see it. I truly believe, that a man has not Lived until he has seen Jurassic Park in a movie theater with some buttered popcorn, fountain drink coke, chocolate covered cashews, DOTS, or other candy of your choice within arms reach to nibble on as the dinosaurs nibble the park visitors.
 
(I'd thought it'd be about theater theater.)

I saw Coriolanus by the Royal Shakespeare Company at the movies. Cory was a nog nobly chewing the (sparse, pomo) scenery, Virgilia white, Cory Jr a niglet, the tribunes female (thoroughly unsympathetic shrill harpies), and Aufidius, Ethan Ralph except thinner. Melanation aside, it was an opinionated but not woke version. Having a view of the whole stage on a huge screen from the best seat with like ten people present certainly beats peering through binoculars from the balcony, surrounded on all sides by gross theater-theater-going middle-class libs, and wigger kids on a school trip on their phones.

I also saw (the rare full version of) Don Carlos at the same theater, I don't remember by who. They made Eboli a vivacious swordfighter (which may be historically accurate) -- but not a stronk female or anything, just a fun character; it was her YOLO attitude that nearly got Carlos executed.

My best movie experience was watching a pirate copy of Kedi (the Turkish cat documentary) at a community movie theater. Comfy couch, cheap ticket, two buckets of popcorn, awesome. I wanted to watch it again with mom but she kept procrastinating and I eventually had to take her to a licensed showing at a woke documentary center which normally played (dunno what they're up to now) treasonous anti-Communist, anti-Russian propaganda, because it stopped playing everywhere else.
 
Best theater experience had to be an adaptation of Marquis de Sade's Philosophy in the Budoir a few years back, it was both true to the text and adapted in a light-hearted way with some comedic elements. They turned off all the lights at one point to turn the theater into a big darkroom for a couple minutes which was a nice touch. Plus it was on Valentine's Day and I went with a girl, and de Sade really can get a girl in the mood

As for the "movies" I don't go there due to my race (I'm not a nigger)
 
Let's bop back to the early 90's to memories of the mysteries of your mind back when we were yung, remember kidzzzzzzzzzz?

I remember seeing Child's Play 2 in the cinema with my 'girlfriend' (I was a wee teen). This is a major northern metropolitan city (you can guess, I'm not gonna PL) and of course, home to urban baboons.

This was a dollar theatre so....you get what you pay for.

Halfway though the movie a Good 'n Plenty candy flew by my head, or at least I thought it was, it was actually a freakin' pellet, and all of a sudden in the back a couple of teenage joggers were shooting pistols at the screen. Good thing they were airsoft or CO2 pistols or an errant bullet would have killed someone (cause nogs are such good shots). They fucked up the screen but good though and scared the shit out of everyone.

Theatre closed two or three weeks later. Fuckin' niggers. Can't have nothin'.
 
Tony Vivaldi dijo:
Let's bop back to the early 90's to memories of the mysteries of your mind back when we were yung, remember kidzzzzzzzzzz?

I remember seeing Child's Play 2 in the cinema with my 'girlfriend' (I was a wee teen). This is a major northern metropolitan city (you can guess, I'm not gonna PL) and of course, home to urban baboons.

This was a dollar theatre so....you get what you pay for.

Halfway though the movie a Good 'n Plenty candy flew by my head, or at least I thought it was, it was actually a freakin' pellet, and all of a sudden in the back a couple of teenage joggers were shooting pistols at the screen. Good thing they were airsoft or CO2 pistols or an errant bullet would have killed someone (cause nogs are such good shots). They fucked up the screen but good though and scared the shit out of everyone.

Theatre closed two or three weeks later. Fuckin' niggers. Can't have nothin'.
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This post is British as fuck.
 
I'll say Avengers Infinity War was cool to see in theaters. I remmber it was crowded at my local theater and everyone had the same gasp at the scenes it was pretty memorable for me.
 
Watching Jordan Peele's Nope in anywhere but a theatre is a disservice to the film imo. It made me remember why going to a theatre is way better than watching shit at home.
 
When I went to see GotG3 the theater was actually nice and the seats at the top rows actually folded back with leg support which was nice. In the end the only reason to watch films is because it's nicer than watching at a friend's living room and a new experience.
 
White Devil dijo:
I think the last "memorable" movie-going experience I had was seeing Revenge of the Sith in theater on opening night in 2005. The atmosphere was very jovial, everyone dressed up, people were throwing popcorn and candy and having lightsaber fights in the isles. I don't remember anything like that when I saw that abortion The Force Awakens (consequently the last SW film I saw in theaters).

Other than that, my experiences have just been average. I have seen a LOT of movies so I know not to go to theaters in niggerhoods.
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I think The Last Jedi was the next-to-last movie I saw in theaters (maybe there was one more, but one of the last). It sucked and helped sour the idea of going to theaters, but the biggest upshot of TLJ was that it definitively exposed how bad The Force Awakens really was.
 
Got dragged to some piece of shit Sharon Stone movie in a dollar theater. I think it was Sliver. The only good thing about the experience was the gay dude seated behind us mercilessly mocking the film MST3K style.
 
Taken 3 is a shitty movie, but me and my bro were the only guys in the theater so we went full MST3k on it.

Squeezed every drop of fun to be had over that ridiculously bad movie.
 
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