Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Kosher Dill dijo:
So what you're saying is, Chris might develop more vaginas?
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Chris will have no fewer than 4 vaginas at this rate

AnOminous dijo:
Maybe he's rubbing Estrogel on it.
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It took 94 pages to get to this probably true statement that totally should have been said pages ago. I'm going to go with he's slathering it on it with a putty knife every time he doesn't get morning sickness from putting his navy in there
 
trance4lifeyo dijo:
Chris's body to this point has been miraculously resistant to many things his woefully inactive and unhealthy lifestyle would usually result in. If Chris didn't suffer from Autism in regards to body coordination and actually put his body to work at a young age he might've been quite the athlete. The fact his metabolism stayed as strong as it did for as long as it did and that he rarely got ill even in his festering environment is a miracle in of itself.... I think his body just said fuck you around 2014.
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It's most likely because he's fucking it up with all those weird remedies that he thinks will turn him turn into a woman. There's a reason why people who want to transition go to a doctor. Self-medicating with inaccurately-measured and who-knows-how-impure hormones probably didn't leave his body in the best state.
 
July was quite the month for surprises from Chris. I wonder how he's going to top Barb e-begging and spontaneously erupting genitalia next month.
 
If he gets ED, gynecomastia and penile shrinkage from lowered testosterone/increased estradiol levels he probably will think his penis will disappear and morph into a beautiful TRUE and HONEST hypno-vagina.
 
This is really messed up, but I want to read the future coroner's report so bad. Exactly how deep into the body his "labia" goes in the end would be fascinating, along with all the other fucked up parts of his body.
 
hemolyzer dijo:
When it really starts rotting and festering hopefully Chris will wander down to the local ER and ask them to check his vagina for a yeast infection or something. ERs are used to fucking insane people coming in all the time, I would feel bad for the gynecologist who gets tricked into seeing an obese mentally ill man.
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I don't think anyone, particularly a nurse, is going to think Chris is a woman
 

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan dijo:
I don't think anyone, particularly a nurse, is going to think Chris is a woman
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They won't, but they're not going to say otherwise to his face. I mean, if I didn't know any better and I saw him on the street, I'd think he was some sort of hobo Buffalo Bill type serial killer.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan dijo:
I don't think anyone, particularly a nurse, is going to think Chris is a woman
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Doesn't matter, if you point out to a patient that they are not in fact the gender that they think they are, boom, fired. I bet Chris could con his way into a gynecologist appointment fairly easily just by telling them that he's a true and honest woman.
 
hemolyzer dijo:
Doesn't matter, if you point out to a patient that they are not in fact the gender that they think they are, boom, fired. I bet Chris could con his way into a gynecologist appointment fairly easily just by telling them that he's a true and honest woman.
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Yes, but even given that, no one who wishes to stay out of prison and keep their license would say "Yup, that's a perfectly good vagina," because lying to a patient and letting them die of sepsis or something horrible can open them to malpractice and possibly legal problems, as opposed to treating it like a nasty infection that it is.

The "seeing a doctor about the Un-Clit 2.0" is probably the 45th entry on the list of Chris's lies.
 
Xarpho dijo:
Yes, but even given that, no one who wishes to stay out of prison and keep their license would say "Yup, that's a perfectly good vagina," because lying to a patient and letting them die of sepsis or something horrible can open them to malpractice and possibly legal problems, as opposed to treating it like a nasty infection that it is.
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we're in an age were a doctor could very well be put into a catch 22 like this
either say it's fine and risk the patient dying under said doctor's care
or say it's not a vagina and get shit all over because IM A TRUE UBERFRAU!!!
 

"My sweetheart search and probation got botched"
"My guardian Barb fell asleep on the watch"
"Now all I've got is some puss-filled rot"
"I've got an angry inch"
 
Even if an infection begins to rage and Chris develops fever and hallucinations like a couple of Kiwis said he might, chances are he still won't go to the doctor because hey, now he can see Sonichu and Rosechu and all his creations in da real world! So what if he's kinda hot and puking all the time? Finally he can live out his glorious adventures for real!
And Barb seems so far gone that I doubt she'd be able to recognize signs of hallucination and erratic behavior in her son-daughter. Plus, what even qualifies as "erratic behavior" in Chris anymore?
 
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