💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, puppy snuffing cuck, child doser, zesty Dabbleverse streamer. 🇯🇲 BBC resort enthusiast. Seethed at his ex Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet. "Pretty good at the first amendent".

[Captain Manning]

We don't have nudity in cinema because people are SCARED of it, apparently... Similarly to the illicit drug outlook, I think this belies a worldview that is incongruous with reality

I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about here. R rated movies have nudity in them. I think that's equivalent to a "15" for you Brits.

What gets you an NC-17 is extremely graphic sex and violence.

There have been people who have argued (with some justification) that the MPAA system is retarded, but it's way more of a nuanced argument than I think Nick could manage from his drug and alcohol fueled ramblings. I don't think he could manage much more than "not enough cooming material! everybody prudes! Grrrrr!"

 

[AltisticRight]

Fat irrelevant nonce announces he has "squashed the beef with Rekieta".

Seems like someone is trying desperately to rid of the Magi-chan demon, and she might find her new host to be the large nose of my favourite lawyer.

Nick and fat nonce get in a fight later. Probably after fat nonce looses his shit over a minor issue.

A minor issue?
You mean, a minor?
Balldo is low, but he still has (I hope) the intelligence and ability to pull himself back together. "Squashing beef" with a fat child marriage advocate demonstrates the opposite.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

- Nick's reason for no hot tub stream in Vegas with Coomalot was that they didn't have a hot tub; only a Jacuzzi

What's the difference? Is the Jacuzzi the small porcelain round one in hotel rooms?

DE4THWI5H​

I think all rape fantasies are because women, at their biological evolutionary core (see Gad Sadd) want men to be MEN. Take charge. Take what they want. Women WANT to be wanted. but they also want to be wanted by the top tier men. Not soy turbo fags

You keep Gad Saad's name out of your filthy mouth.

More New-Age Anarchist sperging

I knew this was going to be Carimachet before I even opened the spoiler.

 

[AnOminous]

She also had AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS.

I came on her ashes and obviously the crematorium heat got rid of any pathogens, so any thrusting, grunting, and ejaculating I did afterwards was perfectly sterile.

So calm down fag.

 

[RotPockets]

Seems like someone is trying desperately to rid of the Magi-chan demon, and she might find her new host to be the large nose of my favourite lawyer.

Figured the change over already happened when Ethan Ralph got his first W in a long time, in court of all places. When was the last time Nick took anything besides an L, excluding the D from Drex?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Haven't watched Rekieta in months, but heard he made up with Ralph so pulled some clips from what's being referenced.

Ralph:
Ralphy.mp4

Spoiler: Bonus - Crowder/Dick Masterson/Nick

Crowder:
Crowder.mp4
Nick describes the Ralphamale life-style just wants to smile:
Nick Ralphamale.mp4
Comedy stylings of Dick Masterson:
Dick Comedy.mp4
Dick Is A Comedian.mp4

Is Dick fucking Masterson of all people giving Crowder shit over the video with his wife? Did this balding pedo enabler forget he's best friends and gunt guards for Ethan fucking Ralph? Ralph on stream regularly treated his horse wife far worse than anything Crowder did in that video.

I can't fucking believe that I actually agree with Nick when it comes to the Crowder stuff. I'm convinced anyone moralfagging about it is just using it as excuse to berate Crowder like Dick did. None of them gives two shits about Crowder's wife. If you just want to pile on Crowder go right ahead but enough with this disingenuous crap.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

BTW, I posted this in the lawsuit thread, but here's one of Nick's guests giving some advice Nick probably should have taken.

Is Dick fucking Masterson of all people giving Crowder shit over the video with his wife?

Kudos to Dick to making it his background so Rekieta couldn't squirm out of addressing it again.

I do appreciate him doing these things (like wearing the Jim shirt to the Ralph event) where he knows that anyone else who did that would never be invited again but since he's their e-daddy, he'll never get called out on it.

None of them gives two shits about Crowder's wife. If you just want to pile on Crowder go right ahead but enough with this disingenuous crap.

I mean I really don't think it's disingenuous in the slightest. The video speaks for itself.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:


April 3, 2022, for comparison:

October 1, 2022 for comparison:

I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

 

[MudPeople]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

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April 3, 2022, for comparison:
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October 1, 2022 for comparison:
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I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

Anyone else feels wrong that he can go to a Make a Wish event raising money for people while crowdfunding his own lawsuit?
She looks skinny, almost unhealthy.

 

[sum ting wong]

She's definitely had some kind of work done, maybe just dieting or weight loss from drug use. Either way I can't wait for Nick to talk about how she totally hasn't changed at all while shoveling noodles down his throat. Was it the comments about how the 5 kids completely destroyed her body or the constant flirting with locals thots that pushed her to change so much?

 

[SargonF00t]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

Ver archivo adjunto 5101391
April 3, 2022, for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101406
October 1, 2022 for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101408
I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

Considering Our Wife was blabbing on about how she likes to keep in shape because she likes to show off her body, I'm surprised she was carrying the weight that she was and then was able to lose what looks to be at least 20lbs if not 30lbs.

How old is their youngest kid? Would she still have had significant post baby weight in 2022?

 

[200MB]

Ever since the beginning of Nicks spiral I've wanted to go back through his coverage of Jack Murphy. While Jacks self immolation was much more immediate and visually distressing then Nicks has been, I think there are some parallels to be drawn and plenty of hypocrisy to be put on display.

These niggas get it.

When addressing his detractors, good ol' honest Nick has a few go-to responses:

• Believing he can pull off some jedi mind trick bullshit, he just repeats "Nothing has changed on my end, something must have changed for you!" hoping his viewers will uncritically just take his word for it and move on.
• "Noooo they're taking everything out of context."
• Throw his hands up in exasperated bewilderment and wheeze, "I just don't get what everyone's problem is."
• Declare he couldn't care less, while poorly concealing his rage with canned laughter.

Spoiler: You get the point

When it came to Jack however, Nick seemed to understand very well where the detractors were coming from. Hosting multiple streams excoriating the bearded freak, and joining in on the laughter. You'll notice Jacks lispy cope sounds eerily similar to the balldo boy of today.

Spoiler: It goes on

Nick has repeatedly conflated telling dirty jokes with being a sexual degenerate. He needs this to be true so he can continue to claim he's always been this way. Yet somehow Nick never seemed to get any real push back about this supposed sexual degeneracy until he:

• Became the mascot for a testicle torture device sex toy.
• Posted a photo of a bottle up his bare ass.
• Encouraged his wife to share her borderline nude photos.
• Began soliciting sexy/lewd pictures from his fanbase.
• Vacationed with his wife at a Jamaican swingers resort.
• Revealed how great it was rolling with his wife at a gay underwear party.
• Never shut the fuck up about his sex life.

Taking a peek into the not so distant past, this very straight and monogamous man appears to have changed his views drastically within the span of about 8 months.

1:40

2:00

Spoiler: bruh

Less than a year has seen our boy go from being a christian family man, to being the life of the underwear party.

Perhaps it's time to take your own advice Nick.

Spoiler: Other notable clips

This reminded me of a certain Tiger Woods theory.

Apparently Nick's known about Hedonism for awhile now.

Spoiler: Streams

I think Nick did a Jack Murphy stream with Yellow Flash too, but I couldn't find it.

Everything not from these 3 streams I got from elissa clips.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

Ver archivo adjunto 5101391
April 3, 2022, for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101406
October 1, 2022 for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101408
I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

Who wore it better?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He's gotten so bad someone better check his basement for meat processing equipment. And maybe the wife got that surgery to get into the natural gas import/export business. One thing's for certain though he has gained wait and looks bloated.

The Nickeroni arc will have to wait until Nick grows that gunt a little more. But if he keeps shoveling noodles and booze into his mouth, he'll get there soon.

 

[RotPockets]

Taking a peek into the not so distant past, this very straight and monogamous man appears to have changed his views drastically within the span of about 8 months.

My favorite part is how Nick goes from staring in to the camera during his “man phase”, to the shifty side-eyed dejected mannerisms of Jack Murphy during his “cuck phase”. You can tell both of them are lying to themselves but don’t want you to notice. Never trust anyone that won’t look you in the eyes.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

Ver archivo adjunto 5101391
April 3, 2022, for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101406
October 1, 2022 for comparison:
Ver archivo adjunto 5101408
I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

I didn’t think it was possible, but she keeps performing procedures that make her look worse. As bad as her face looks, I’d hate to see how bad the vaginal reconstruction turned out. Probably approaching stink ditch levels of horrible.

 

[RotPockets]

Episode 2 of “Nick Rekieta: Attornet is lol”

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

My favorite part is how Nick goes from staring in to the camera during his “man phase”, to the shifty side-eyed dejected mannerisms of Jack Murphy during his “cuck phase”. You can tell both of them are lying to themselves but don’t want you to notice. Never trust anyone that won’t look you in the eyes.

I'm waiting for the Dark Souls 3rd stage boss fight Nick (think Slave Knight Gael or Sister Friede) after another major traumatic event like the where he ends up like Ralph hollering in a even worse position than before while his bad life choices close in... That would be peak comedy.

 

[Captain Manning]

A minor issue?
You mean, a minor?
Balldo is low, but he still has (I hope) the intelligence and ability to pull himself back together. "Squashing beef" with a fat child marriage advocate demonstrates the opposite.

I agree, but he doesn't. He won't give one scintilla of thought to what Ralph said about wanting to fuck minors, and he'll probably throw an absolute conniption fit if anybody tries to broach the subject with him. Trust me. I've been there. Pointing out the blatant degeneracy of others to him is like talking to a wall (and I think we now know why).

The best you can hope for is that he just accepts Ralph's apology and then keeps his distance. The fly I see in that ointment is Dick is likely gonna push for more than that. This could either spell an anti-climatic end to the Rekieta vs. Ralph arc, or a new degenerate beginning in which Dick leads himself, Nick, Ralph, and Vito as the four horsemen of the degenerate apocalypse.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Dick leads himself, Nick, Ralph, and Vito as the four horsemen of the degenerate apocalypse.

Instead of horsemen, it should be four sex-pests.