Noah Boddy
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She should have her cremains planted with a tree so it can attempt to replace the oxygen that she wasted.
🪦 Deceased Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death
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Serious aside: talking to your family is good, but the way for this to happen is to pre-plan/pre-pay.
The funeral industry makes their money taking monetary advantage of emotionally battered family members. When you make an appointment and go the the funeral home yourself to talk about your corpse disposal, you can be as economy-focused and autistic as you want. What are they going to do, try to make you feel bad about dying?
Pick the options you want, sign the papers, pay or put it on a payment plan, put the receipt in your files and let your family know which funeral home you're registered at. (You can put a business card in with your advance directive, etc.) Then when you do die, family can call and say "listen just do whatever they picked in 2023, we're honoring their wishes."
Source: did that, personally getting alkaline hydrolysis, did shell out for a cool urn though.
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I was bored and decided to see if I could find out any more about our girl's munch origin story.
I found all of the below from her Instagram highlights.
Absolute treasure trove of nonsense, highly recommend.
Chelsea tells everyone that TONS of people get diagnosed with FND each week! It's totally like MS or stroke! So complicated.
Fast forward three months and she has a shiny new toy - a rollator. Even though she has only been diagnosed with FND, she is having trouble walking.
And so begins an almost four year munch that will ultimately kill her.
I found all of the below from her Instagram highlights.
Absolute treasure trove of nonsense, highly recommend.
Lo and behold...the very next day after the show she has 'seizures' and has to be hospitalised.
Chelsea tells everyone that TONS of people get diagnosed with FND each week! It's totally like MS or stroke! So complicated.
Fast forward three months and she has a shiny new toy - a rollator. Even though she has only been diagnosed with FND, she is having trouble walking.
And so begins an almost four year munch that will ultimately kill her.
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I'm planning to have my corpse mailed to someone I don't like.
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- 16 de Abr, 2021
I want my cremains to be a food block.
(segment starts 14 minutes in)
Manul Otocolobus
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I just love how she was all into the FND until she found out what it actually meant. She is right that FND is due to a problem with the CNS, it's just that its purely psychiatric in nature, and also total bullshit.
Octopi
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Wait, is that Chelsea sharing that recap? It fully sounds like someone calling her out for her bullshit, lmao. "To recap: she attended a disability thing and JUST SO HAPPENED to be disabled the next day..."
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Agree. After having to pay 8k+ for a simple cremation of a parent, I prepaid all of my own expenses. Since we're all sharing, I'd like to contribute the fun fact that when you receive cremains they are often inside a heavy weight plastic bag that has been heat sealed closed within whatever container. Think of annoyingly heavy plastic wrap on a mattress or something. Now imagine your sad mourning relatives all gathered at a botanical garden where there is a bench in your honor. Next imagine they decide to surreptitiously release your cremains into some flowery/tree area---only to discover that for some bizarre reason not one of the men who normally have pocket weapons aplenty has a pocket knife. For the finale of your successful offspring tear through your bag with car keys like a kilo of coke. lol. So, prepay and tell your kids to bring a knife.
I believe she had back surgery or Guillain-Barre before this last munch segment requiring a stay at a rehab and "relearning to walk". I'll have to look through my own archive of her nonsense.
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Funerals are for those left behind.
And seriously: I can think of no better way to start a multi generational family split than: “Yeah, just do whatevs with me after I die!”
Emotions are high, and it’s no time to get X number of people, with possibly vastly different ideas and beliefs, to figure out what to do.
Just saying.
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- 8 de Sep, 2013
Often.
Sometimes it's just a shitty plastic bag, and they don't even bother gluing the bottom of the vault shut, and your beloved grandma drops out in a POOF cloud of ashes when you're handing it over to lower into the grave.
Let's just say my mom was pissed.
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- 20 de Dic, 2020
I said farewell to my mom years ago. Cremation, no service, only 6 people to view open casket. Under 5k
It’s a plastic bag within a nice (free) black box.
Still have her up on a shelf with the ashes of our last two dogs. Forever meaning to do something with all of them.
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- 21 de Feb, 2018
It sounds as if aquiring all those symptoms was an achievement she was proud of: "I still have all my symptoms of FND".
They were all hers. She managed to keep them all!
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- 24 de Feb, 2019
Honeymoon period has ended people want the details they were promised.
The backpedaling continuing now. Wonder why they don't want to sue anymore or admit to calling them dr godzilla?
The backpedaling continuing now. Wonder why they don't want to sue anymore or admit to calling them dr godzilla?
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
Sorry, Chelsea had kids too??
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- 24 de Feb, 2019
Her sister had two young kids that were pulled into the fiasco by Chelsea.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Chelsea would never even think of having kids. They would take all the attention away from her.
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
woah, wait, holy shit, she munched herself to death, too? i know, :late:, but last i looked at the thread was when everyone was speculating she was lying and claiming to be her sister. fucking hell, this is like the third munchie lolcow i've seen who managed to munch themselves to death. nothing of value was lost.
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- 8 de Sep, 2013
She had a hysterectomy that she munched into a 10-week stay in the hospital.
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- 1 de Abr, 2022
Betcha she OD'd on street drugs after being denied by the hospital. That's why she's not saying anything as it'll spoil the narrative.
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Can't see that second screenshot. Can someone tell me what it says? Just a tldr would be appreciated