🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[MirnaMinkoff]

The region is close together, but it’s typically called Danish or Scandinavian design, not Finnish. But is saying “Finnish style” a good answer to “what makes you think you may secretly meet a Finn?” Santa Claus lives in Finland? Never heard anything but North Pole for a made up thing but ok.

Did she look up who is sponsoring this trip? I don’t have the clock app so don’t know. The sauna might be a clue she ignored, the sound was so terrible that filming it there may have been important. Happiness in Finland could easily mean sweating in a sauna after visiting Santa’s workshop and shopping for Finnish design. (None of which she can likely do. Wanna win a contest? Find out the sponsor and tailor answers to them. Doesn’t matter- Nobody is going to pay for a row on a plane for her to win a contest.

If she deleted her sleep study, she was either told how filthy she looked or got results she doesn’t want to share.

Congrats the fatty on taking two walks today. Super impressed. She’s about up to healthy 85 stage.

Late, but I got to design sperg. Finnish Design is definitely its own iconoclastic thing. Tapio Wirkkala, Arno & Eero Saarinen, Alvar Aalto, Kaj Franck, etc… are all gods of design and considered some of the cream of 20th Century design and minimalism. The Danish got more noted because they had a big wood furniture industry capable of mass production, which Americans companies could ape, so lots of products still around. But the Finns were lauded for pure form designs across most every design medium. (Glass, ceramic, wood, metal, textiles, plastics and architecture) They were considered like the Zen Masters of modern design in the 40’s and 50’s and developed a bit of a design cult.

marimekko has been doing wonderful print textiles since the 1950’s but that dress they sent Anna is one of the absolute worst designs I’ve ever seen from them. I don’t think it’s an accident that the ugliest dress ended up on Anna’s hideous body. (I also think Marimekko has gone down hill in the last 30 years, most of their popular prints are things they recycle from the 1960’s & 70’s era designers)

Maybe the Finns got in trouble with the BoPos peeps because they use the skinniest of models in their fashions. I’ve seen no signs of Finns being bullied into Fat is Beautiful BS yet. They tend to be the least “progressive” of a very progressive region.

Watching Anna hurple down the streets of Helsinki will be something else, she might get more stares than her Chinese trip. I was only in Helsinki for two days years ago but I don’t recall seeing a single fat person, at most old guys with slight paunches. All the fashionable stores only sized for tall and thin.

TL;DR Finns design gud and Anna’s body is a crime against nature’s design. I will stare in wonder as the two collide. Finns are not known for their politeness either.

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Ok, this one is my favorite. Look at this fucking thing. It looks like something out of GTA.



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The poor thing CANNOT resolve Anna as a normal woman.
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What’s extraordinary at look at old photos alone she looks fat but she’s putting in effort. When you put 2015 Anna next to 2023 Anna she looks like a skinny legend in 2015.

Judging from some of the weird rolls on 2015 Anna she must have felt defeated by lots of excess skin after her weight loss. I think a lot of fatties lose motivation when they just go from flab to major sag after taking off real weight. The first 70 pounds makes a noticeable difference - clothes aren’t tight, they feel better, etc…but after they lose more then they look like a drip candle and have to face getting some gruesome surgeries to fix it. I figure Anna just decided to say fuck it, let’s eat.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Look $264

JessaKae Honey Bee Dress $158
Amazon Long Pearl Necklaces for Women Cream White Faux Pearl Strand Layered Necklace Costume Jewelry $12
Macy's Laura Mercier Lip Glacé Lip Gloss $29
Journee Collection Tayleen Flat $65

 

[Programmer Socks]

Elephant in a tutu. Ridiculous.

 

[Lost_yanie]

Even on the model it's an ugly dress IMO

 

[Even more 8008135]

I don't know what grosses me out more, her disgusting meth face, or her fucking happy-quirky act.

 

[retard strength]

It seems the clothes that are worst on the models tend to be the "best" ones from her hauls. Incredible ability, to be uplifted by colorful potato sacks.

 

[thejackal2]

There's a trail of food crumbs from the kitchen heading to her room it appears. So sloppy with all her production these days, get Jon a broom gorl.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Look $264
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JessaKae Honey Bee Dress $158
Amazon Long Pearl Necklaces for Women Cream White Faux Pearl Strand Layered Necklace Costume Jewelry $12
Macy's Laura Mercier Lip Glacé Lip Gloss $29
Journee Collection Tayleen Flat $65

Oh my god, the fabric of those palazzo pants is clinging in all of the wrong places. I saw her repulsive labia balls and I want to walk into the wilderness and die of exposure.

P.S. This is the worst her skin has ever looked. Even the heavy duty theatrical foundation can't keep up. Her facial sores are weeping through her makeup and turning it into a light crust.

She looks worse by the day.

Also, I want to apologize to @Wonder dong. Like a year ago, I told you to "calm down" but you were totally right about Anna. She's EASILY the most disgusting deathfat. I'm sorry, friendo. You were like Cassandra and I was a doubter.

 

[Razimataz]

There's a trail of food crumbs from the kitchen heading to her room it appears. So sloppy with all her production these days, get Jon a broom gorl.

If you zoom in, it looks like there is a cigarette butt among the bits of trash and crumbs. Holy fucking hell Anna!

 

[thejackal2]

If you zoom in, it looks like there is a cigarette butt among the bits of trash and crumbs. Holy fucking hell Anna!

Good eye. Among other things she hides is that she's at least a casual smoker.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Oh my god, the fabric of those palazzo pants is clinging in all of the wrong places. I saw her repulsive labia balls and I want to walk into the wilderness and die of exposure.

P.S. This is the worst her skin has ever looked. Even the heavy duty theatrical foundation can't keep up. Her facial sores are weeping through her makeup and turning it into a light crust.

She looks worse by the day.

Also, I want to apologize to @Wonder dong. Like a year ago, I told you to "calm down" but you were totally right about Anna. She's EASILY the most disgusting deathfat. I'm sorry, friendo. You were like Cassandra and I was a doubter.

Her flab has always moved when she did these stupid dance things but now everything is jiggling and bouncing. Love that her chest is fluorescent pink too.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

Judging from some of the weird rolls on 2015 Anna she must have felt defeated by lots of excess skin after her weight loss. I think a lot of fatties lose motivation when they just go from flab to major sag after taking off real weight. The first 70 pounds makes a noticeable difference - clothes aren’t tight, they feel better, etc…but after they lose more then they look like a drip candle and have to face getting some gruesome surgeries to fix it. I figure Anna just decided to say fuck it, let’s eat.

@MirnaMinkoff, I think you're onto something here. In one of her periodic "I lost 10 lbs. and now I don't even recognize myself!" freakouts, she was distraught about losing the nice "healthy fat" that "smoothed her legs out," leaving her with more divots and creases. (Of course, she's gained exponentially since then and the divots and creases are still there, so...) Also, lol at "healthy fat":
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Yahoo article for those who don't do IG

 

[Gay Mouth]

Fuckin hell she’s gained so much weight in five years. I don’t even think she has lymphedema, isn’t it usually in the extremities, like an arm and hand, foot and calf, or gunt? She has comparably “skinny” feet and ankles, why would her lymph concentrate in her thighs? Sounds like fat bitch cope to me

 

[often puzzled]

I just watched that dancing video an unhealthy number of times. She was pinkish at the start (sun exposure, maybe?), but she got redder and redder over the course of the 32 seconds. It's most noticeable on her chest, but you can also see in on her upper arms. I'm not a doctor, but I feel like turning tomato-red over the course of a 32 second dance in your air-conditioned kitchen is probably a bad thing.

I think it was last year that she wore a pair of Teva (?) sandals to death: they appeared in every single piece of "content." This year, it looks like it's going to be those white unisex Amazon shower shoes. They're already getting dingy, which is understandable for a pair of shoes that you kick on to run errands and such. It's less understandable if you don't actually do any sort of errands and are wearing the dingy shoes for your job as an ostensible fashion influencer.

In conclusion, Anna is fat, no sex, etc., etc. It's getting harder and harder to say anything substantial, because I feel like we're just watching the train speed off the rails. I enjoy gawking but have trouble finding anything new to say.

 

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[Gay Mouth]

That was nasty to watch, and I did watch it like 8 times to spot the cigarette butt and progressive redness [and other things mentioned -_- ] but what finally struck me is that I haven’t seen her move her whole body like this in a long while.

Like dynamic movement of every part of her body- sans lifting her feet of course. She’s not a good dancer, she has psychotic white girl energy, but if she could only do that for her health in private, instead of combatively twerking her balls at her phone for 10 seconds, it could benefit her.

If she could get herself to dance for 30 seconds, a minute, 5 minutes, 15, an hour- she could actually get some fitness going instead of the eternal gain and injury cycle.

But I guess this is just another teardrop in the rain of millions of wasted tears for a fat bitch who won’t stop being a fat bitch

 

[well looky here]

at least that puff sleeve tulle dress covers her flaws. not saying it's cute but the cut works for her.

If you zoom in, it looks like there is a cigarette butt among the bits of trash and crumbs. Holy fucking hell Anna!

is there definitive proof that she smokes? as in there's photographic evidence a cig has been in her hand? is it something she's hidden since the beginning and ppl sleuthed it out? or has she admitted it and pretended to quit (like with booze)?

i can't recall in this thread if she's been fr caught in the act or it's speculation based on behavior/context clues. i wouldn't be shocked if she did smoke. her shakes and overall addictive personality would make smoking make sense. i'm jw.

 

[John Milton]

@MirnaMinkoff, I think you're onto something here. In one of her periodic "I lost 10 lbs. and now I don't even recognize myself!" freakouts, she was distraught about losing the nice "healthy fat" that "smoothed her legs out," leaving her with more divots and creases. (Of course, she's gained exponentially since then and the divots and creases are still there, so...) Also, lol at "healthy fat":
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Yahoo article for those who don't do IG

The sad thing is from all the fats here Ana is the only one with actual resources to get plastic surgery after weight loss. I'm sure her dad would be happy to pay for them. Her body would never look like Kendall Jenner but with a good doctor she can look decent.

Spoiler: Skin removal after weight loss

 

[stingray]

The sad thing is from all the fats here Ana is the only one with actual resources to get plastic surgery after weight loss. I'm sure her dad would be happy to pay for them. Her body would never look like Kendall Jenner but with a good doctor she can look decent.

Spoiler: Skin removal after weight loss

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I'm not an expert on this by any means, but I think Anna is an extreme case; to call her an outlier is an understatement. Lots of other obese patients who lose the weight and then get skin removals... I don't think they're comparable to Anna. As in, I don't think that they probably came close to her both in weight and in her girth, because her weight is so bizarrely distributed throughout her legs, especially. I think even with the most amount of skin removal possible, Anna's shit is just... So fucked, lmao. Irreversibly fucked.

I think if by some fucking miracle Anna lost the weight somehow, the amount of excess skin would be so significant that her "after" picture would more closely resemble one of the patient's "before" pictures you included. I don't know shit about shit, though. Medfags?

 

[Wonder dong]

Whitney Eats More is another morbidly obese hog who sneaks her cigs in. These fat whores will literally put anything in their fucking mouths. Honest to God! They know smoking is bad for their health, and society has shunned smokers, so they don’t dare show that bad habit to their followers. But whole pies and cakes and Moutain Dew? Bring it on!!!!

Conclusion: Smoking is bad. Gluttoning yourself to 600 pounds. A-OK! Good job girlfriend! And of course, so beautiful!