🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

In my entire life, I’d never heard of chafe stick until I watched Anna. I understand intellectually what it’s for, but I’m confused about some things. Is it the consistancy of deodorant? Vaseline? Is it medicated? I imagine it makes fat thighs slippery enough to slide together (🤢) but wouldn’t it wear off quickly on enormous thighs like hers? I know I can’t keep lip gloss/protection on for long, that’s the only thing I can compare it to.

I know this is just the same trip as Miami, and that restaurant was important enough in her mind to put in both videos, but it still bugs me that she hasn’t learned to pronounce conch. She could have admitted it in the beginning or on a note. As a former Floridian, I realize it’s a mistake many make. Natives in the islands will laugh at you for saying it wrong. (It’s conk, FYI). But as a travel channel, pronouncing one of the more important seafoods of the entire Carribean area wrong is a mistake that should be corrected.

Type A? My tiny unchafed ass she is. Chaotic is not type A.

I’ll never believe that todays Anna is capable of doing activities from morning until night. I bet that was filmed over a couple days. Sure, she probably changes in an alley if she must, but she also lies to make us think she can do more things than she can, and is probably changing in her hotel room.

Were those sunglasses Gucci? She’s spending more and more on high end. She got a huge backlash about the Fendi sweatshirt, and had to pretend her Hermes wallet was a gift she exchanged, so she’s being low key about it. Not everything she owns is Chinese made apparently
 
Is it the consistancy of deodorant? Vaseline? Is it medicated? I imagine it makes fat thighs slippery enough to slide together (🤢)
I think it's sort of powdery feeling, they're good for anyone with rolls and folds but usually marketed at sporty types (good for under boobs, in your groin). Sort of like Gold Bond powder?
If you google it the first results are like "best change sticks for runners".
 
It’s crazy that her gunt is level with the dining table, that really shows how fat her ass is.

Also $10 for a smoothie?! Am I out of touch for thinking that’s extremely overpriced (even without a cheap filler ingredient like water/ice or apple juice)?

I have to laugh when Anna is clearly annoyed with the AI for not providing every last little detail for her. She asked it for an itinerary, it’s up to her to verify the information and book in advance. Did she really think she’d be able to book all these things on the day? Did she expect the AI to assess the marine weather conditions to decide whether swimming or paddle boarding would be acceptable?

I think she’s mostly annoyed because she had to do more walking than she planned for. Jon and Data seemed content with the day, though I’m a little concerned Data was dehydrated. Whatever, I don’t own dogs. On that note: for all her sperging about the activities having to be dog friendly, we hardly saw the adorable pooch :(
 
Someone said things would get worse, and they were not wrong.
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She always looks so nervous at the beach, shifting side to side like a spooky Clydesdale jonesing for a sugar lump, dismayed that there is seaweed in the water and no pool bar. More beach videos, Anna! Maybe next time her Type-A ass will manage to get to the beach in time to do anything other than complain that no one vacuumed the sea bed for her.
 
"This 100 bill is all i have tehe". Some people have one 100 bill and has to liveon it for 3 weeks. But yes anna, keep being sooo relateable.
She's just looking for more asspats with that one. Make sure to flaunt the bill, then say the denomination out loud, and how it's for charity. Why bother filming that part at all, or just say she's leaving a donation? Nope, because she needs everyone to know how altruistic and charitable she is. I'm positive she took it back after the camera was off.

Tophat: people who brag and post pics on social media about the fat tips they left the server, or how much they very publicly donated to some organization are trashy and tacky as fuck and come off as the pathetic, insecure humans they are.

omg she really keeps calling a walk on a paved, flat surface a hike. Is she really that stupid that walking=hiking, or is she still trying to sell the active fat girl narrative to her viewers? Bitch we can SEE where you're walking, while wearing sandals and a skirt. So all those "hikes" she went on with Data when trying to really sell the active deathfat story, were just walking around the parking lot, and sitting on the bench at the dog park.
 
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hopefully it'd be a 1 way trail otherwise imagine coming around the bend and being driven back the way you came cuz you can't sidle past her
I've done that trail and it's an out-and-back 😬 (Eagle Creek Trail in Oregon). The part of the trail with the metal cord isn't very long, but it would be miserable for her on a sunny summer day, when that hike is busy with people waiting on both sides for her to whine loudly and hysterically giggle as she slowly shuffles her way along.

I know Anna is a "legit" "hiker" from her Hawaii vlogs, but her weight alone would collapse that mountainside trail.
 
In my entire life, I’d never heard of chafe stick until I watched Anna. I understand intellectually what it’s for, but I’m confused about some things. Is it the consistancy of deodorant? Vaseline? Is it medicated? I imagine it makes fat thighs slippery enough to slide together (🤢) but wouldn’t it wear off quickly on enormous thighs like hers? I know I can’t keep lip gloss/protection on for long, that’s the only thing I can compare it to.

Even regular folks can have a need for chafe cream — lots of people’s thighs touch or have other areas that rub when they move.

However …

There is not chafe cream that would do anything for Anna in the Florida humidity. She would need an industrial lubricant. More importantly, how the fuck do you have legs like that, shove yourself into a body con skirt, and think chafe cream is going to cut it. I thought that’s why she had those bike shorts she wears under clothes in hauls — they probably don’t last long but would at least get her through a slow ambling 5 minute walk.
 
Seems she crashed some 21 year olds bday most of the accounts are private, but one is the realtor woman's and it had non anna pics. Seems Anna only crashed one photo.
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A game I play has a caricature of Americans where they are portrayed as quite fat. It always makes me think of Anna when I see the guy.
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New YT Live:


Recap of Florida Video boy she's getting a lot of subs...9k...:
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  • Please give feedback on how to make you want to actually watch Anna.
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  • She puts chafing stick up her skirt and between her thighs out in the open near a parking lot with people around.
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  • She is visiting places based on AI. Except for the first one.
    • Itinerary
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    • She called it Tammy because it was too hard to say the full name of it.
    • It told them to go on a cruise at 7pm. Anna didn't actually call the places until about 2pm and found out the cruise starts at 4pm and was upset they were booked.
      • Least these poor boats were spared this is what the cruise uses.
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    • She called another cruise and played the entire call over youtube.
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  • Robert is Here Fruit Stand | Homestead, FL
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    • She gives a $10 tip stating its because everyone knows she's a 10 in looks.
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  • John Pennenkamp Coral Reef State Park | Key Largo, FL
    • Drove to wrong one first.
    • She complained that the beach was dirty and full of debris in the water.
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  • Key Largo Conch House | Key Largo, FL
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    • She asked them to find her a better chair because they only had plastic ones that would not support her weight.
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    • She ordered two appetizers and two meals so she could see if ai got her something good, but still have something else if it failed.
      • You can see an alcoholic coffee beverage in shots of Jon placed for her, but in her own shots she hides it and has a coke.
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  • Florida Keys Wild Bird Rehabilitation Center | Tavernier FL
    • The bird sanctuary it told her to go to was closed and she never checked until 2pm or so to see if it was open.
  • Key Largo Hammock Botanical State Park | Key Largo, FL
    • The fee is a $2.50 donation at an honor box. She thought she wouldn't need cash she states.
      • She makes a big deal about giving $100 donation since carries nothing smaller she states.
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    • She complains that she is going to chafe too bad and can't continue hiking.
      • You can see she's simply at the entrance sign to the park...She hasn't even gone inside.
        • She wants to go to a beach to spread her legs and dry out.
  • Harry Harris Park | Tavernier FL
    • It is not dog friendly, but the AI SAID IT WAS! IT lied to Anna.
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      • So she misrepresents this. Dogs are allowed in the park, but not on the beach portion. The AI was wrong, but it's an AI using google to shove her results it doesn't know that the park is fine but the beach is not. And she was too stupid to fact check anything.
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        • So she specifically shows the BEACH signs to state the entire area is non-dog friendly.
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She seems to be enamored with John. She's taking him on trips, having him drive her, dining with him/buying him food, "showing off" her 3/4 naked body to him while constantly commenting about how she is single. He seems really uncomfortable when she forces him into the story. It's really strange to make your camera person into part of the story if they aren't already your spouse/bf/gf. It's also weird that several videos back she called him the new "lazers" of glitter and lazers, because originally she was glitter and her last boyfriend was lazers. I think she might think she is seducing him. Her trip in this last video was basically eating and drinking smoothies. She didn't do anything else at all. Why did she fly to Florida with her dog? Did she want a fake family experience where John had to do over nights with her?
 
She seems to be enamored with John. She's taking him on trips, having him drive her, dining with him/buying him food, "showing off" her 3/4 naked body to him while constantly commenting about how she is single. He seems really uncomfortable when she forces him into the story. It's really strange to make your camera person into part of the story if they aren't already your spouse/bf/gf. It's also weird that several videos back she called him the new "lazers" of glitter and lazers, because originally she was glitter and her last boyfriend was lazers. I think she might think she is seducing him. Her trip in this last video was basically eating and drinking smoothies. She didn't do anything else at all. Why did she fly to Florida with her dog? Did she want a fake family experience where John had to do over nights with her?
She did this trip came home then did the whole boot in disney and then minute she was home boot had disappeared.

Jon actually has a fiance to make this even odder.
 
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