🦊 Furry Furry Fandom and Drama General

[BoglimArchives]

I love when these weirdos lump themselves in with gay communities like it’s at all equivalent.

You…..are an autistic man in a fur suit pretending to be a wolf and you probably fuck animals. You are not a part of their shit. That’s decades of activist work so people don’t beat the shit out of you over where you put your dick, whatever you’re involved with has nothing to do with that at all and you’re not given more credibility by trying to include yourself in it because of your gay obsession with wolves.

 

[Slur Generator]

How could you even ban furries? These people don't think at all. The only solution to the furry problem is complete societal expulsion.

 

[Giga Sperg]

anything that makes furries seethe is funny. Yiff in hell. I'm just sad it wasn't real.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I'm a productive member of society and not a mentally ill deviant. Things are really much better now.

Now now, let's not get ahead of yourself, remember what forum you are on.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Yeah I noticed too an increase of bluey shit on e621 and Fa and I have 3 theories about it: either they are just pedophile or (a little less probable) there is a trans character in that show that gives them some rEpReSeNtAtIoN or maybe they are simply former bronies coping with the end of their favourite show who are trying to migrate to the next "iT's NoT jUsT fOr KiDs" kids cartoon.

From the little I understand, it's just a bunch of losers who got beat had to do chores and are in a perpetual state of malding and seething at their parents and the only way they can feel good about themselves is watching a show for preschoolers where they can live through a dog who has kind and supportive parents. It's all a huge cope for parental issues.

 

[Blacktimus Prime]

You know that doesn't work on me, rignt?
Try with something creative, such as "We should hunt you like the animals you want to be"


Yeah I noticed too an increase of bluey shit on e621 and Fa and I have 3 theories about it: either they are just pedophile or (a little less probable) there is a trans character in that show that gives them some rEpReSeNtAtIoN or maybe they are simply former bronies coping with the end of their favourite show who are trying to migrate to the next "iT's NoT jUsT fOr KiDs" kids cartoon.

We should hunt you like the animals you want to be. Faggot.

 

[Strangolapreti]

We should hunt you like the animals you want to be. Faggot.

Be sure to use reversed bullets and aim at the non-vital points, to ensure it's gonna be slow and painful.

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm a furry

Die.

 

[kittyfucker]

>laughing at the furries for falling for the obvious bait
>falling for the furry putting even more obvious bait
come on now

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

Explaining this to my coworker had him in stitches, I thought something like this was something of a bygone age. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ those feminine voices trying to sound assertive is the whole fucking cake.

 

[Male Idiot]

I love when these weirdos lump themselves in with gay communities like it’s at all equivalent.

You…..are an autistic man in a fur suit pretending to be a wolf and you probably fuck animals. You are not a part of their shit. That’s decades of activist work so people don’t beat the shit out of you over where you put your dick, whatever you’re involved with has nothing to do with that at all and you’re not given more credibility by trying to include yourself in it because of your gay obsession with wolves.

Being furry is pretty gay, with a gay obsession with wolves....

I think there is enough evidence to rule furrism as verigay(TM) and as part of the rainbow alphabet.

 

[Glowie]

Yeah, a harmless just for laughs no malice done prank.

We need more of this stuff in the world.

For example, my friend of mine went to Furry convention with a prop gun, dressed as a South African safari hunter and he had a black sidekick who hauled his shit, some furfags thought it's legal to shoot furries as game if they're spotted in local park.

Some furries bought it since there are few cases of furries mistaken for animals, court rulings result in accidental death, instead of murder or manslaughter.

 

[Evilronald]

That would be counterproductive to the purpose of the site.

Disagree: many of the lolcows on this site have been told by numerous people that they need to stop doing what they do and they go ahead with it anyways. Chris Chan had numerous people tell him he should stop responding to the trolls and get off the internet. The content on this site is funny because these people have been told they shouldn’t continue their bad choices but do it anyways. A good lolcow is someone so far gone they double down on insanity.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Being furry is pretty gay, with a gay obsession with wolves....

I think there is enough evidence to rule furrism as verigay(TM) and as part of the rainbow alphabet.

Straight: wants women
Lesbian: only women
Gay: don't need women
Bi: also likes women
Queer: coping about not really be about women
Trans: will never be women
Intersex: see the previous two entries
Asexual: gave up on tryong to get women
Furries already spread across all those letters (although mostly on G and T), there is no need to add them as a separate category, it's fucking retarded.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Straight: wants women
Lesbian: only women
Gay: don't need women
Bi: also likes women
[...]
Asexual: gave up on tryong to get women

To me those are the only sexualities. Clown World tries to make people overthink it.

A "transgender" is one who doesn't identify as their biological sex, like an "otherkin" of "gender" instead of a fantastical being.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

This is some good old pre gay-ops humor there. Everyone got their lulz and no furry suffered.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Roblox YouTuber/troll and Mad at the Internet viewer Ruben Sim released a video detailing one of his recent pranks against the furry fandom. Essentially, he made a couple tweets to piss them off en masse, made a few more tweets stating he had successfully lobbied to outlaw the furry fandom in Arizona (which they actually fucking believed), and then he posted a throwaway phone number of his (with the implication it was an official number for the Arizona state government) telling people to call in and give their opinion on the bill. So that's exactly what all the furries did :]

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Some people may praise this for its ingenuity. Some may laugh at the ridiculousness. I'm kinda sad its not a real bill.

 

[Glowie]

This is some good old pre gay-ops humor there. Everyone got their lulz and no furry suffered.

Their feelings however did suffer

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

How could you even ban furries?

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Furries are generally so autistic I'm not surprised at all they weren't able to see through an extremely obvious shitpost and took it literally