💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Sanae is a slut]

I watched Derek's self-defense documentary on Lolcow TV earlier. Jesus Christ that was painful to watch.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

 

[Meatman]

Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

can i die now please

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ynvG9Fl3SPg
In which Daddy Derek vlogs about a building being blown up, and other things.

I like how he's like "I'm going to put this mask on to block out the dust" and takes it off 30 seconds later.

Also, he is not lucid at all at the end of that video.

If you're just going to come up with titles, please go to this thread instead.

Cool Cat Backseat Moderates

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Who you gonna call? Call a middle-aged Playgirl model and a man in a fursuit.

 

[Burned Man]

Who you gonna call? Call a middle-aged Playgirl model and a man in a fursuit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2BXi6BmjS-0

Cool Cat Busts the Ghosts. Co-starring Eric Estrada and Vivica A. Fox. Special appearance by Butch the Bully as the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Who you gonna call? Call a middle-aged Playgirl model and a man in a fursuit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2BXi6BmjS-0

If the Ghostbusters reboot starred Cool Cat I might actually watch it.

 

[XYZpdq]

Cool Cat Busts the Ghosts. Co-starring Eric Estrada and Vivica A. Fox. Special appearance by Butch the Bully as the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

That sounds significantly better than the new Ghostbusters.

 

[Judge Holden]

That sounds significantly better than the new Ghostbusters.

So does a sustained two hour gang rape in a prison stairwell

 

[millais]

Does anyone have a google drive link to Derek's gun safety video? I remember it was on movie night recently, but I missed it

 

[Observatory]

Does anyone have a google drive link to Derek's gun safety video? I remember it was on movie night recently, but I missed it

I'd love to have it myself, simply to edit it in with cool cat footage. Having Derek gun down those dirty punk trolls!

 

[Handsome Pete]

I'd love to have it myself, simply to edit it in with cool cat footage. Having Derek gun down those dirty punk trolls!

You won't need to; Daddy Derek already edited in Cool Cat footage himself.

 

[nonnewtonian]

TheSepticFoundry finally re-uploaded Cooc Cac Lol and made the sequel.

Spoiler

The part where Cool Cat runs out with the gun made me lose it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

When can we expect "Cool Cat Shoots the Kids"?

 

[Wrought]

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"Wrassle this, you big bully!"

 

[DeadwastePrime]

When can we expect "Cool Cat Shoots the Kids"?

Cool Cat's crazy columbine adventure

 

[Zeorus]

When can we expect "Cool Cat Shoots the Kids"?

Cool Cat's crazy columbine adventure

Maybe the next production will be true to Derek's past..."Cool Cat's Playgirl Shoot"?

 

[Skeletor]

Derek is launching a new SAVAGE CRIME show that is totally not just an infomercial for his self defense videos.

 

[r00]

The title of this show is confusing.

its like saying "I'm Joe Brutal, and welcome to the Brutal Rape show"

 

[LulzKiller]

Derek is launching a new SAVAGE CRIME show that is totally not just an infomercial for his self defense videos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kZ7oaTdgJSQ

First fucking thing: opportunistically using a 16 year old girl being gang raped to market your fucking DVDs.

Fucking cunt.