💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What is mushbrain even talking about? I looked at it on Redfin and there are at least 27 photos and that is not the front photo.

https://www.redfin.com/TN/Goodlettsville/1035-Walnut-Ct-37072/home/92245065

It has a pool too. There is no way in fuck either he or Tammy would take care of it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What is mushbrain even talking about? I looked at it on Redfin and there are at least 27 photos and that is not the front photo.

https://www.redfin.com/TN/Goodlettsville/1035-Walnut-Ct-37072/home/92245065

It has a pool too. There is no way in fuck either he or Tammy would take care of it.

Too many stairs and no wheelchair ramp.

 

[VenomPlug]

What is mushbrain even talking about? I looked at it on Redfin and there are at least 27 photos and that is not the front photo.

Because half-man loves to bitch. And he's fat, lazy and stupid, checking all 27 photos would be too much effort and distract him from movies for babies and slop that Tammee smuggled into his death room. That 'bad' photo is very likely the first he saw, decided to throw a baby tantrum, and the moment he done writing the mini rant on Boomerbook he already forgot about the entire thing. Cos let's be honest, his brain is the one of a toddler.

 

[AnOminous]

It was not treated with the seriousness that an acknowledgment of that caliber warrants. And now Jack is doing the very same.

But we *are* dealing with it with the seriousness that is deserves. We're *laughing* at it.

Fuck this fat fuck!

 

[VenomPlug]

IDK how i should even react to this braindead nonsense. Bitter about the world he contributed nothing to, surrounded himself with enablers and echo chambers. Jack I'm so fat even my dreams are about food Scalfani talking about modern world woes - as he text-to-speech on a wheelchair, with 99% of his body disabled.

Nigga, literally just shut your $8000 MakcBookh down and go outside. Oh wait you can't lol.

 

[biggacracka]

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IDK how i should even react to this braindead nonsense. Bitter about the world he contributed nothing to, surrounded himself with enablers and echo chambers. Jack I'm so fat even my dreams are about food Scalfani talking about modern world woes - as he text-to-speech on a wheelchair, with 99% of his body disabled.

Nigga, literally just shut your $8000 MakcBookh down and go outside. Oh wait you can't lol.

it's funny because it'd be harder to replicate his mushbrain and mushmouth with ai than normal people, so he's on the safer side of it.

 

[ninja tits]

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[OBJ]

gets me every time

 

[Aaway]

jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him

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How the fuck does the [OBJ] appear on almost every post he makes. I know it's got something to do with speech to text but I'm still so goddamn perplexed how exactly it happens.

Edit: Found this thread in apple support forums: https://discussions.apple.com/thread/253341885

Cobes does it too, so I guess he also uses speech to text, he has an iphone as well, so I guess the mystery is solved.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him

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Holding out hope his heart explodes mid bite.

 

[VenomPlug]

Karen Scalfani makes a powerful comeback

 

[SandyCat]

jack is having tammy sneak popeye's into the nursing home for him

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Tammy is sealing her own fate. With every bite the wendigo in Jack only grows stronger

 

[Quixotic Man]

I am REALLY looking forward to Jack's return video where he talks about how artificial sugar gave him a stroke and hear his new diet plan.

Its not even like Tammy is bringing him healthy food. Its fast food, dude is going to be packing on pounds now that he can barely move.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

So now we know they actually don't have 13 acres in BFE but STILL want it. Interesting.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

"Why you in a nursing home, you should be in a casket."

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

No Jack, that’s a look of sheer horror when the poor unfortunate soul stumbles upon a 400 pound invalid swimming in his own piss after a dinner fit that has:
1 unusable claw where a right arm used to be
A newly unusable stump where a left arm used to be
Two unusable tree trunk shaped blobs of flesh that used to be legs
A lazy right eye stricken from him by stroke 3
Is drooling incessantly from the right side of his mouth because it can no longer close due to stroke number 4.

 

[Pig Cups]

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He deserves whatever he gets.

Don’t get me wrong- Popeyes (along with Five Guys) is my guilty pleasure as far as fast food is concerned. I usually go with tenders (split between mild and spicy), and biscuits (no sides). I’ll split the biscuits apart like Oreos and make little Popeyes sliders with the sauces. Guilty. Pleasure.

But it’s the *LAST* thing this fat lump of cunt with no self control should be eating. Jesus Fucking Christ.

I hope he starts choking on a bone and activates his call light. But due to his karening, the staff ignore it, because they’ve grown to hate him like poison. “Oh, Scalfatty’s calling? It’s probably nothing like every fucking time. Go do [redacted task], and check in on him when you’re done. Shouldn’t be more than ten minutes…” *industrial chime sound continues*

It’d be a fitting way for him to go. Either that, or they hear his choking, and The Lazy Man’s final moments are spent feeling back blows as they try (in vain) to clear the blockage.

Holding out hope his heart explodes mid bite.

Nah, I’m holding out hope that he passes away on camera, and the footage somehow leaks. Maybe Jack’s narcissistic ass decides to pick up live-streaming again, thinking there’ll be some sort of renewed interest due to his hiatus? Or maybe he collapses in a gas station/fast food joint, and a surveillance cam picks it up? Imagine what a Scalfani-esque blessing that would be? I know it’s HIGHLY unlikely to happen, but a Pig can dream, damnit!!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

When 90 year old dementia patients look down on you, you should probably question your life choices.

 

[Pig Cups]

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LMAO! Sure Jack, it's a mystery why a lardass who can't stand or walk would need a stint in a nursing home.

When 90 year old dementia patients look down on you, you should probably question your life choices.

And this is why I fucking hate this man. I can guarantee that he composed that shit without feeling a sense of pause at all.

He’s crippled beyond repair in his 50s. He’s almost certainly the youngest patient in the facility. His situation (for most people his age) is unconventional, and the staff, visitors, and even the geriatrics know it. It’s being plainly reflected in their body language if Jack is able to detect it, which says something because Jack is usually blind to social cues.

Soooo close to a breakthrough- that perhaps I’m receiving those looks because I SHOULDN’T be here. What does that say about my life choices? Hmmm…”

And he still doesn’t get it. Detestable.