🍗 Deathfat Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Blerg]

Someone should show Jordan the video of herself walking. I could barely watch the 5 seconds of footage. It was gross on a visceral level. Having that on screen for two hours would have made The Whale a very different movie.

Spoiler: Gluten “free” bitching

As a true and honest celiac, may I just say that hack is not gluten free. A slab of oily meat and “eggs” and “cheese” (I guess? What the fuck is a #25 and how are there at least 25 fucking combos?) slapped between two greasy potato cakes has its place, but not if you’re avoiding gluten. McDonald’s shares their fryers with the rest of their shit, including their fries, which are not gluten free. Their griddle cooks items, with the same spatula, which are not gluten free. That 13 year old immigrant putting together your “breakfast” order at 10:59am is not changing gloves from grabbing biscuits to grabbing your hash browns. “But tee hee, I can have a little gluten!” is not a thing. You either can or cannot have it. Wondering where all that oppressive inflammation comes from, that keeps this beast in bed with aches and sads? It is very possibly from eating “gluten free” shit like this breakfast, which is full of fucking gluten!

Stop virtue signaling with gluten. Anyone who needs to actually avoid it for reasons that are real, is nowhere near McDonald’s. That hack is not gluten free, but it is very fat. So way to go on that, I guess.

My favorite part of that video tho was her saying “sometimes I ask them to put it together but teehee, nah, they don’t really understand” as if this clever hack of the menu is so ingenious as to be understood by only the most IN THE KNOW of the diners. Having to slap that shit together yourself is just a consequence of this passport to Flavortown, y’all.

 

[Wallace]

Jordan fucks around, finds out & doubles down. What a delusional hog.

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I love her choices of words. The whole rant is designed to convince herself that she is not responsible for the state of her body. This is just the body she was "born with", and other people deny her healthcare because of their fatphobia. All her pain and suffering is 100% everyone else's fault and 0% her fault.

 

[Simon]

I love her choices of words. The whole rant is designed to convince herself that she is not responsible for the state of her body. This is just the body she was "born with", and other people deny her healthcare because of their fatphobia. All her pain and suffering is 100% everyone else's fault and 0% her fault.

And there are still so many supporters of hers in the comments under this delusion, believing that this woman is just naturally 500 lbs. That getting to 500 lbs was the fault of all the doctors she has fired, and not at all her fault. There are other fatties in the comments commiserating with her.

Spoiler: Deathfats convene

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[Wallace]

And there are still so many supporters of hers in the comments under this delusion, believing that this woman is just naturally 500 lbs. That getting to 500 lbs was the fault of all the doctors she has fired, and not at all her fault. There are other fatties in the comments commiserating with her.

Spoiler: Deathfats convene

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Crab mentality arises when a group of people bond together under a common grievance or narrative of victimhood. If one crab can escape the bucket, the other crabs may wonder why they cannot do the same. This raises some awkward questions about the grievance and victimhood narrative, which threatens their self-esteem. For example, if that other person can lose weight, then why can't everyone else? Therefore, the crab must be dragged back into the bucket to avoid such uncomfortable thoughts, or denigrated and symbolically excommunicated if the crab does manage to escape. It's all about keeping up the grievance and victimhood narrative in the name of protecting their self-esteem.

This is an immature mindset, to be sure. But it is one common in lolcows: obsession with how they think the world works so as to flatter their own ego, even to the point of self-sabotage and denial of reality.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

My favorite part of that video tho was her saying “sometimes I ask them to put it together but teehee, nah, they don’t really understand” as if this clever hack of the menu is so ingenious as to be understood by only the most IN THE KNOW of the diners. Having to slap that shit together yourself is just a consequence of this passport to Flavortown, y’all.

Having worked fast food I'd definitely say the workers don't understand what she wants. They learn to make X item Y way and any deviation from that can confuse them. Not because they are dumb (though some are) but rather because there's so much pressure to be fastfastfast that making them think screws up the system, slows everything down, and may or may not get your order correct.

Plus customers don't always communicate the best. I had someone order an item by using a catchphrase in a commercial. I don't watch TV live so I had no idea what he was talking about. He thought I was the retarded one, but I wasn't (not then anyway). I can see her asking for them to assemble it in the most awkward manner.

 

[Gorillion others]

And there are still so many supporters of hers in the comments under this delusion, believing that this woman is just naturally 500 lbs. That getting to 500 lbs was the fault of all the doctors she has fired, and not at all her fault. There are other fatties in the comments commiserating with her.

Spoiler: Deathfats convene

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Or maybe they're encouraging her to keep at it until she finally croaks. Are we sure that her "supporters" aren't just assholes feeding (lol) a deluded woman's denials until she just passes away in her sleep?

And also, 500lb? Holy...

 

[Soggy paper straw]

And there are still so many supporters of hers in the comments under this delusion, believing that this woman is just naturally 500 lbs. That getting to 500 lbs was the fault of all the doctors she has fired, and not at all her fault. There are other fatties in the comments commiserating with her.

Spoiler: Deathfats convene

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These people are so detached from reality they cannot even consider the practical, real-world mechanics of transporting, cutting/examining, and storing a 500 lb body. One 500 lb takes as much space as two/three normal bodies, and way less struggle to handle everything

But don't worry deathfats, the same way science is starting to use true and honest ma'ams instead of women, they can start using self-identified ob*se people.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I really wish splotchy would succumb to the wuflu.

I don't wish death on her, but I do think it will be hilarious when she finally catches a weaksauce late strain that really is nothing more than a bad cold, and posts anguished TikToks about how she did everything right, and how if only everybody else had followed her sterling example, she never eould have caught it at all.

Bitch, it's an airborne respiratory virus with a >99% survival rate for people in your age group, even when you count the sickly, chronically-inflamed fat fucks like yourself who end up doing all the dying. We're all going to get it eventually.

I do find it hilarious that she's so cautious to avoid catching an endemic illness she ultimately has no control over, and that she will blame others' irresponsible behavior for when she does get it; yet she does nothing to address the slow-ticking time bomb that is her obesity, and the eating habits behind it—both of which are totally within her control, and which she can't blame anybody else. You just keep on with that hilarious pretzel logic, Splotchy.

For Jordan on hiring a 600 lb person - does she realise that actors have to be insured? They do health check ups before being signed. No production company wants to hire a liability that can die at any moment.

LOL at the fact a 600 lb person has the stamina to stand and walk for that long. M600lbL is out there, people are not ignorant about the realities of what it means to be that heavy.

A 40-ish man who weighs 600 lbs would have a really bad time of it on a movie set, especially if he had to perform any action over the course of multiple takes.

Imagine a simple scene where all the actor has to do is stand up, then speak a line of dialogue.

Spoiler: spergin'

The director wants that scene to look a certain way, and wants the action and the dialogue to take place within a certain amount of time, because if it takes too long for the actor to stand up, make sure he can keep his balance, then catch his breath enough to speak his line clearly and with the proper emotion and expression, the scene drags, and audiences don't like that.

Now, imagine that your 600 lb actor has to do multiple takes—one after another, each time standing up, then trying to deliver the line without gasping and wheezing. Do you honestly think, by the time he's done four or five takes, and is already showing clear signs of exhaustion, that he's ever going to nail that scene? No. And even if, by some miracle, he does manage to nail it on the twelfth, or fifteenth, or twentieth take, is he going to be in any shape to shoot other scenes that day? Probably not.

I was never a dramafag, but as an artist and writer I'm aware that in order to present the truth about a subject, you sometimes have to tell some little white lies. You may have to leave out a lot of vivid and authentic detail because it just clutters things up, or slows the pace, or elicits emotions other than the ones you are trying to convey. And sometimes, you have to sharpen focus on certain things to an unrealistic degree in order to heighten the realism. If you're good at it, the viewer or reader doesn't notice. And I expect that, in acting and filmmaking, the same thing holds true.

I haven't seen The Whale, and probably won't, but I assume Brendan Fraser does not speak with the fatty lisp that develops as fat deposits in the cheeks intrude into the mouth. I also assume that he is not gasping for breath as he speaks, or huffing and puffing and groaning while performing an action—unless it's done deliberately, for the right dramatic effect. So pretty much everything you see on the screen is intentional and controlled, which it could not be if Fraser actually weighed 600 lbs and had to struggle against it.

 

[Iusedtobeacat]

You're right, to be honest. Ilona and Bald Guy have the same hair trigger and inability to mind their own business that the deathfats do. They're just addicted to a different thing.

Ilona's content became disingenuous after she moved to Bulgaria with her then-husband Ivo and dumped him a few months later. She usually goes on and on about how she won't do what (insert fattie's name) does, which is more or less power leveling, and then goes on tangents about her bodybuilding routine in between her reactions. As if the audience doesn't already know that a bodybuilder doesn't have the same routine or fitness goals as a deathfat.
As for Bald guy, he went nuts during COVID and started throwing shit about how COVID is a conspiracy, became an Anti-Vaxer and anti-masking/social distancing, which is ironic since he is always going on about how obesity kills and he wants to save people.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

As for Bald guy, he went nuts during COVID

One of his last streams was a bit concerning because he said he was going to do more political content, and followed it up with a rant about how the TSA should not exist because "my freedom is more important than your safety. You can be less safe I don't care." I don't care if people hate the TSA, but being this black-and-white about it is dumb. He has gone full retard with his muh freedom, shame. Link to rant.

Also lol, edgy thumbnail. Come on, man. You're in your 50s.

 

[Dr. Butt]

These people are so detached from reality they cannot even consider the practical, real-world mechanics of transporting, cutting/examining, and storing a 500 lb body. One 500 lb takes as much space as two/three normal bodies

500 lbs is literally FOUR of the members of the old-age women's gym group I volunteer to teach sometimes.

 

[OttoWest]

A 600 lb actor would never survive under a lighting rig. Those lights get fucking hot, and you will sweat. Pity the poor makeup artist constantly mopping that up.

It occurred to me that Jordan and Juliana are like mirror images of one another. Both are Massholes forever clutching a 64 oz Dunkin’, both are young white women warped by their poor body images into insisting they are non-women, both are shockingly stupid.

Yet Juliana was raised in foster homes and clearly comes from a working poor/blue collar family whereas Jordan was born into great wealth and privilege, attending private schools and NYU— as a theater major no less.

And yet they both ended up in the same place in life. I wonder what would’ve happened if they’d been switched at birth.

Spoiler: More Jordan

Looking through her social media, I don’t really see much referencing her dad or younger brother and I wonder if there’s some friction.

I mentioned in my post on her family that Craig Underwood, Jordan’s dad, is a super fit guy for 66. Here he is in his bike kit a couple of years ago at 64:


And here’s his current twitter avatar:


Jordan’s parents divorced in 2013. I do wonder if there was a split in how to handle Jordan’s mental illness and food addiction. Mom seems to coddle Jordan and excuses her behavior (as per this article from 2016) whereas Craig seems to value exercise and health. I can’t buy that this guy isn’t broken-hearted just a bit at seeing what his daughter has done to herself.

As for her brother Myles, he’s also skinny and seems to a perpetual stoner/skater type but at least he is physically active:


Meanwhile Jordan keeps on gaining. Here she is in Feb 2021:

And here’s Feb 2023:

Superimposed. Green line represents bottom of her 2021 apron, blue is bottom of apron 2023:

The self hatred this woman has for herself is palpable.

 

[Iusedtobeacat]

One of his last streams was a bit concerning because he said he was going to do more political content, and followed it up with a rant about how the TSA should not exist because "my freedom is more important than your safety. You can be less safe I don't care." I don't care if people hate the TSA, but being this black-and-white about it is dumb. He has gone full retard with his muh freedom, shame. Link to rant.

Also lol, edgy thumbnail. Come on, man. You're in your 50s.
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I guess now that COVID is gone he needs to direct his anger toward something. I guess he completely missed the fact that a lot of Plane Hijacking and drug smuggling don't happen anymore now that airports upped their security. Which is a good thing for public safety. This is what I don't get, his whole war on fatness/obesity is because it's unhealthy and not safe and he cares about people, but he wants TSA to be gone when it can literally save lives.

Also, Tammy should just rebrand her channel into one of those ED diaries binging channels and call it a day.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Ilona's content became disingenuous after she moved to Bulgaria with her then-husband Ivo and dumped him a few months later. She usually goes on and on about how she won't do what (insert fattie's name) does, which is more or less power leveling, and then goes on tangents about her bodybuilding routine in between her reactions. As if the audience doesn't already know that a bodybuilder doesn't have the same routine or fitness goals as a deathfat.
As for Bald guy, he went nuts during COVID and started throwing shit about how COVID is a conspiracy, became an Anti-Vaxer and anti-masking/social distancing, which is ironic since he is always going on about how obesity kills and he wants to save people.

My issue with Ilona is more that she does not research things, and sometime she just leaves it as "I don't know" with things that I feel are quite basic
She is also not just unhealthy because of the PDEs, but also she has talked about bulimia relapses she had because bodybuilders are obsessed with their image

Alan gives generally better advice, I like how he stresses about low-impact exercise and not having to train like an athlete. However, then he shills his supplements and does not do what he preaches. The most puzzling thing he ever did, for me, is how he trained while he was sick (I think it was covid), which was just idiotic.


Jordan just looks YIKES - those sores on her stomach. That video of her walking is burnt in my brain
Has she ever addressed why she talks about genetics when every close family member is skinny??

 

[Jane Eyre]

Tammy posted a new video.

Two things stood out to me from the video:
- Tammy has now an Amazon wishlist, reminding me of Polissa. It's mostly cat stuff and some things for herself. Weirdest item on the list in my opinion is a chef's hat, for almost 10 dollars! What do you need that for Tammy?Also why the need for not one but 4 stainless steel travel cups?! (In the screenshots some items appear twice, because the last item in one screenshot is also the first one in the next screenshot. I hope it makes sense).


- She also has now a PO box and she asks people not to send her food or snacks. However in the same breath there's a whole explanation that in case you want to see her try a certain food item, message her first on IG so can review the item and decide whether or not she wants to add it to her Amazon wishlist.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Jordan makes me so MATI I can't cope. Literally have to get up and walk around. She is just so unbelievably smug for someone so flat-out wrong about stuff I didn't even think it was possible to be stupid enough to be wrong about.
She is from Boston a city with some of the best hospitals, medical research centres, and doctors in the entire united states and she comes from a family which could definitely afford the best care for her. I can guarantee she was not hurting for adequate medical care growing up. The absolute privilege to keep a car in notoriously difficult to drive/park in NYC. And then going on a fancy tropical beach vacation while many people in the city she lives in are struggling to afford food and doing nothing but drinking and filming smug ticktocks. She is so disgustingly out of touch with any version of reality and I can't tell how much of it is willful ignorance and how much of it is coddling by her mom or general rich-kid-itus.

This has already been discussed to death 30 or so pages ago but it's clear she had some legitimate trauma happen at one point in her life and has suffered debilitating depression etc since then and I have a hunch that it was never properly addressed (even though she does say she's been in therapy for much of her life). It's very typical to just hush hush toss the problem child into therapy or rehab or the loony bin and wash your hands of it in these types of circles (though her parents strike me as being fairly open-minded, especially given the way her brother has turned out). In an article which @OttoWest linked on page 1407 the mom mentions that Jordan was bullied in middle school which was probably a major factor in the mental health decline and taking comfort in food. I truly feel for anyone who continues to suffer as a result of trauma (and looking at the scars on her thighs the suffering was legitimate) and I do hope she finds peace and a way out of this echo chamber.

But that being said I want to slap her smug, be-bowl-cutted, moonface. I bet it would feel like slapping a plate of jello.
Top Hat me. I deserve it.

edit: punctuation

 

[Falcon Sebben]

We know what being fat does to the human body. There's little value and huge risk in dissecting a fat corpse. Jordan acts like nobody knows why she's dying and her body will get concierge service so that humanity can receive answers. Girl, we already know.

It's not like she cares. She's so deep into denial and probably has a whole bunch of orbiters that give her asspats and tell her what a brave and beautiful woman she is so of course she's not going to believe the science or doctors or anybody else like that. She wants to believe she's perfectly healthy even though you know she's got to be in pain with all that weight she's schlepping around.

Spoiler: Gluten “free” bitching

As a true and honest celiac, may I just say that hack is not gluten free. A slab of oily meat and “eggs” and “cheese” (I guess? What the fuck is a #25 and how are there at least 25 fucking combos?) slapped between two greasy potato cakes has its place, but not if you’re avoiding gluten. McDonald’s shares their fryers with the rest of their shit, including their fries, which are not gluten free. Their griddle cooks items, with the same spatula, which are not gluten free. That 13 year old immigrant putting together your “breakfast” order at 10:59am is not changing gloves from grabbing biscuits to grabbing your hash browns. “But tee hee, I can have a little gluten!” is not a thing. You either can or cannot have it. Wondering where all that oppressive inflammation comes from, that keeps this beast in bed with aches and sads? It is very possibly from eating “gluten free” shit like this breakfast, which is full of fucking gluten!

Stop virtue signaling with gluten. Anyone who needs to actually avoid it for reasons that are real, is nowhere near McDonald’s. That hack is not gluten free, but it is very fat. So way to go on that, I guess.

My favorite part of that video tho was her saying “sometimes I ask them to put it together but teehee, nah, they don’t really understand” as if this clever hack of the menu is so ingenious as to be understood by only the most IN THE KNOW of the diners. Having to slap that shit together yourself is just a consequence of this passport to Flavortown, y’all.

Gluten is just the latest in a long list of things that stupid people think they need to avoid because it's all over the news without actually understanding what it is. This is why you have normal people insisting that they need to eat "gluten free" when in reality they're perfectly fine with it. It's like years ago I remember somebody on some message board going on about "trans-fat additives" they're adding to food making them unhealthy. They didn't know what they were and thought it was something unnecessary added to foods that they could do without. Or before then it was the evils of canola oil because the original name was rapeseed thus this was "rape oil" and was evil. Never mind it's from the Latin word for turnip "rapa" or "rapum" but no let's claim that they're trying to "rape" you with this oil.

Basically stupid people will focus on whatever is in the news right now and just assume it's bad.

Bitch, it's an airborne respiratory virus with a >99% survival rate for people in your age group, even when you count the sickly, chronically-inflamed fat fucks like yourself who end up doing all the dying. We're all going to get it eventually.

She needs to worry because as a fat fuck she's more likely to wind up in the hospital on a ventilator.

Spoiler: COVID sperging

I caught it in early December from Mrs. Sebben. Felt like hell for a couple days. Slept a lot because I was just so tired during that time. The worst part about it? I lost my sense of smell / taste for about a month. Basic tastes like sweet and salty worked but anything else? No. I couldn't tell whether something was good or not. But we got through it.

And my parents got it as well. Guess what? They survived and they're retired. So when a grad student is at a higher risk than people in their 60's you know you done fucked up something along the way.

 

[HerbertWest]

the mom mentions that Jordan was bullied in middle school

There was a photo from that age (from her insta) where she was already obese, so no wonder she was bullied. Her mother failed her in that aspect. That’s child abuse. Maybe I’m repeating myself, but such parents make me MATI.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Basically stupid people will focus on whatever is in the news right now and just assume it's bad.

I admit the news does confuse most people by saying X is the worst thing ever, only to say X is now the best thing ever a couple weeks later.

They take studies that show meat raises the risk of colon cancer by 4x or whatever, without telling people that that risk is still 0.18% or whatever it is.

Other stories I've heard over the last few years:

Red wine is both good for your heart and a toxic poison that will destroy your heart.

Eggs raise your cholesterol, but also food cholesterol doesn’t raise blood cholesterol levels.

It doesn't get much better if you search for dietary advice because everyone has an agenda and they all think their way is superior to Those Ignorant Savages (anyone who disagrees with them).

I found a page aimed at diabetics that said a high carb, whole food, plant based diet is the best way to control diabetes, as long as the carbs come from fruit and vegetables. It went into detail claiming that low carbs diets don't do anything to actually lower insulin resistance, so even though your numbers are in the normal range you'd still fail a glucose tolerance test and therefore you should eat fruits and vegetables because they'll train your body to adapt to using insulin properly.

It was very well written and very persuasive. It had me questioning my decision to do a vegetarian keto (Pl: am diabetic), but reading more on the site makes me realize these are vegans with an agenda and the advice is bad for diabetics. I know someone who has kept herself in the pre-diabetic zone for decades (she's in her 70s) with a whole food, plant based diet. But I know another elderly person who had a mostly whole food, plant based, very healthy diet who became fully diabetic at a normal weight in his 70s.

I really can understand the urge to throw your hands up, say this is confusing, so fuck it I'll eat what I want.