💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Nobody outside of your little weird parasocial group therapy sessions gives as much of a shit about what you're up to in bed, people just think it's weird that you feel the need to broadcast it. If it was really as great as you say it is, would you need to get validation from random people on the internet? If you were truly enjoying yourselves as much as you say you are, you wouldn't spend so much time talking about how cool and awesome your sex life is.

People who feel the need to share too many details are either sexless and lying, or on the verge of a breakup or divorce. It's an unhealthy behavior and a symptom of something being terribly wrong. But by all means, keep going. When the truth is unearthed it'll be funnier for us in the end.

Wanted to also add the soccer mom harem read 50 Shades of Grey or some other similar book once and decided that they were kink experts.

in addition, you can joke about sex and other shit with your friends but people online ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS JUST STOP POSTING

And someone is certainly not your friend if you get to know them online BECAUSE you're posting sick sex shit.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

For your consideration (though the source is Drexel for what that's worth):

Drinking WHen He Became A Lawyer.mp4

Don't know exactly what Drexel meant by "didn't drink", but it is becoming more apparent that Nick's drinking is really catching up to him.

I get it. So he didnt party in college and now wants to go back in time and do all the retarded things people did in college, except he's 40.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

So I had a random thought last night, but it was so obvious in retrospect that I'd ask y'all to stop me if I'm retreading someone else's theory basically word for word.

It boils down to this question: does anyone know when lady rackets got her first tattoo?

Was it after the situation where she got mad at Nick because he was getting female attention in the Dick Show facebook group shortly before he started seriously doing youtube by any chance?

I know it's not a new theory to suggest that she has been shit testing Nick with degeneracy and he's failing spectacularly, but I think most of those theories assumed a more recent series of events were the start of the shit testing, and that the catalyst was far more recent.

Obviously this falls apart if she's been getting tattoos since before that initial incident with the DSG, but once the thought occurred to me it wouldn't leave, so I figured it was worth asking.

 

[AnOminous]

Sooner or later, you'll come to your senses and feel really stupid for the stuff you did and said in Nick's locals.

And someone is going to post your shit to your family and friends. They don't even care about the morality, they will just think it's funny to do that.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What a cringelord. Nobody here has said anything remotely like what this faggot claims. He's projecting and screaming "PRUUUUUUUUUUUDE" because nobody wants to see his dick in public. Nobody cares what you want to do in bed, just shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to know about your every bowel movement either, but that doesn't mean I'm moralizing that defecating is bad.

This classic Key & Peele sketch more or less captures my opinion on this kind of bullshit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c

Perfect. Encapsulates things nicely.

It's getting to the point where his locals is turning into a lolcow community on its own. I can understand seeing the criticism of posters in this thread and disagreeing with it, but I can't understand just making up entirely what the criticisms in this thread actually are. It's quintessential lolcow behavior to make up KF detractors and fight against them for clout/money/whatever, which is exactly what Nick's Locals is doing.

What next, are they going to start talking about how Josh runs a website that has caused 7 trans individuals to commit suicide?

Kiwi Farms is responsible for the deaths of SIX MILLION troons. If you don't agree you are a homophobic trans genocide denier.

 

[Pizdec]

One of our dedicated farmers, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, unearthed an exchange in Nick Rekieta's Locals chat from November 2022 where Nick appears to be soliciting illegal drugs (or at least connections to get said drugs) from his fans. This certainly provides more context for Nick's decline in late 2022 regarding him and his Locals chat.

This is Nick from a recent stream. Is it just Nick's regular alcohol consumption, or does there seem to be more at work? You be the judge:

Semper Fi to Himedall putting all this shit together. But, %100 Nick is on MDMA/Ecstacy. Probably the worse thing you could take if you're both a functional alcoholic and a day worker (see: sitting in front of a screen for hours on end doing legal commentary). Better, I'd hate to be Lady Rackett's, cause the come down often involves suicidal ideation cause you've basically burned out all your dopamine for some time.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

But, %100 Nick is on MDMA

He's gonna end up taking the advice of some retard in his Locals chat and die from serotonin poisoning, isn't he?

 

[AnOminous]

Semper Fi to Himedall putting all this shit together. But, %100 Nick is on MDMA/Ecstacy. Probably the worse thing you could take if you're both a functional alcoholic and a day worker (see: sitting in front of a screen for hours on end doing legal commentary). Better, I'd hate to be Lady Rackett's, cause the come down often involves suicidal ideation cause you've basically burned out all your dopamine for some time.

If he's routinely doing MDMA the worst part will be the times he ISN'T on it. Like most drugs, the withdrawal is the opposite of the effect you do it for. And people on MDMA are super affectionate and enjoy other people's company. This is why it's so popular among homos.

And the withdrawal is being even more antisocial and retarded than you usually are.

 

[Pizdec]

And the withdrawal is being even more antisocial and retarded than you usually are.

Like I said, I would fucking hate to be Lady Racketts right about now. Worse, I'd hate to be his kids...

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Like I said, I would fucking hate to be Lady Racketts right about now. Worse, I'd hate to be his kids...

Our wife most likely takes it with him and she already had bpd issues the kids are the ones we should be sorry for but they have a nanny and her family lives close by so at least they aren’t completely abandoned

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

What a cringelord. Nobody here has said anything remotely like what this faggot claims. He's projecting and screaming "PRUUUUUUUUUUUDE" because nobody wants to see his dick in public. Nobody cares what you want to do in bed, just shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to know about your every bowel movement either, but that doesn't mean I'm moralizing that defecating is bad.

This classic Key & Peele sketch more or less captures my opinion on this kind of bullshit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c

Exactly. People thinking they're weird doesn't make them prudes either, it just means we think they're weird. Looking for validation and not finding it and getting angry when there's no validation to be found is another sign things are going south. Someone who is confident in their sex life shouldn't be looking for validation outside of the relationship.

Also complete sexual degenerates, textbook tranny behavior. Nothing says I'm a boring ass basic bitch like introducing yourself with who/how you like to fuck, just like every LGBTQ faggot ever. Save it for your therapist you freaks.

Or they could join fetlife and be weird there, I guess. But that's another can of degenerate worms.

in addition, you can joke about sex and other shit with your friends but people online ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS JUST STOP POSTING

And someone is certainly not your friend if you get to know them online BECAUSE you're posting sick sex shit.

ConfusedAmpleIcterinewarbler-mobile.mp4

Parasocial relationships are so bizarre.

 

[Anticipointment]

So I had a random thought last night, but it was so obvious in retrospect that I'd ask y'all to stop me if I'm retreading someone else's theory basically word for word.

It boils down to this question: does anyone know when lady rackets got her first tattoo?

Was it after the situation where she got mad at Nick because he was getting female attention in the Dick Show facebook group shortly before he started seriously doing youtube by any chance?

I know it's not a new theory to suggest that she has been shit testing Nick with degeneracy and he's failing spectacularly, but I think most of those theories assumed a more recent series of events were the start of the shit testing, and that the catalyst was far more recent.

Obviously this falls apart if she's been getting tattoos since before that initial incident with the DSG, but once the thought occurred to me it wouldn't leave, so I figured it was worth asking.

I’ve had the same thoughts. Not entirely sure about her smaller arm & foot/ ankle tattoos but I’m fairly sure the larger back, side of body & shoulder tattoos have all been done in the last 3-ish years. As well as the nose piercing, I believe. In photos of her from 5+ yrs ago, she looks like the average midwestern, frumpy, modest church lady but the past 3/4 yrs she’s really ramped it up with the flashy, often skimpy clothing & heavy make-up. It’s been quite a drastic change. In my experience when a chic gets tattoos, piercings, or has that certain look in their teens or twenties that’s one thing, but when a married woman with kids in her late 30s suddenly starts with that stuff, there are issues there. Yr observations & the theory that this has been a cry for attention from Nick based on the change in him since the start of his online presence seems to be spot on.

 

[Not Who You Think]

He's gonna end up taking the advice of some retard in his Locals chat and die from serotonin poisoning, isn't he?

It is possible:

Spoiler: Locals Chat January 2023 - Chef_Adam and Nick cooking something up...

 

[Swole McPole]

This whole idea that poppers make you want to 'fuck damn near anything' really only applies to people with an interest in receptive anal sex. People who like to take it up the ass seem to derive some pleasure from the combination of poppers and anal. For regular dominant heterosexuals, it's probably the single most unpleasant drug you'll ever take.

The stuff smells like a rancid jockstrap. It comes on like a banging blinding headache, and by the time the headache has settled down sufficiently to stop being grossly unpleasant, the stupid thing has worn off. I'm sure the thing was over the counter legal for as long as it was because nobody in their right mind would willingly take the stuff twice.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

It's genuinely fascinating to me, how obsessed with this shit they are. Is it because they don't have partners?

I think there's deep seeded loneliness with most. Plenty of married people there but largely unhappy in that status. Let me look over my notes...

Disclaimer: Mostly accurate but not 100%. Also, addiction for much of this crowd should not be discounted. Finally, overlapping categories when one considers the "crazy".

Single & Unhappy:
CGoody/Cory, Mandy, Andrew_Wahoo, Charlie10101, ChefAdam (gay), Cookie, Freedom1982, SaneMillenial (Jesus, u can smell her desperation for friends in comments)

Single, Divorced & Unhappy:
Xino, Gooch/TubBoss, Carimachet, JessWeg (tho still lives with the baby daddy post-divorce), GmenNC (holy fucking ugly custody dispute)

Married and Unhappy:
ACompleteRandom, Sally78, RachelTheRiveter (hey, girl, you posted who you work with - hence, you didn't make the cut for "smart" in my last post - hey, how's that weekly Dallas meeting goin' and Matthew and Christine?), Crusader_Joe (suffered some kind of nervous breakdown 3 yrs ago; he may be divorced, I forget, but the religious psychobabble - beyond), MaidenIron

Undecided/May Be Some Version of Normal:
Hydropx (he seems to genuinely respect women but - Jesus - the weed and alcohol), EyeRobot, AleciainFlorida, WolverineChops, CdrRose, Katie_Mac_Queen, ClydeFrog69, Julia543 (she's still in YT chats a lot along with AmbiC), PapaBear38 (recovered alcoholic), Steve_C, Stormy (also recovered addict), ThisJustinCase (girl, how're your introversion issues... cure any cancer lately, CT native?)

Spectrum Issues, Some Version of Diagnosable Crazy, and/or Dumb AF:
Still_Life, MrStirFry99, ArtTheClown/Egalitarianbtch (seriously shady and obsessive shit with those two), MrsEliePhant (anxiety issues are off the charts; hates leaving the house), Darkomen42 (cute pics from Vegas but the guns - JFC), EternalHex (claims to be a diagnosed sociopath), BasedFromMars (Caroline likes to post pole dancing pics and DMs with boyfriends), Nerfmind/Nerfmild(?) (had a Rumble and YT channel which he's taken down after he realized a few peeps were tracking- lots of info on him re workers comp), SirVieVal (SO much info... how's Spokane and the AirForce base where you sell Lotto tix, buddy?)

I'm not behaving, am I?

Edit: A word added

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I’ve had the same thoughts. Not entirely sure about her smaller arm & foot/ ankle tattoos but I’m fairly sure the larger back, side of body & shoulder tattoos have all been done in the last 3-ish years. As well as the nose piercing, I believe. In photos of her from 5+ yrs ago, she looks like the average midwestern, frumpy, modest church lady but the past 3/4 yrs she’s really ramped it up with the flashy, often skimpy clothing & heavy make-up. It’s been quite a drastic change. In my experience when a chic gets tattoos, piercings, or has that certain look in their teens or twenties that’s one thing, but when a married woman with kids in her late 30s suddenly starts with that stuff, there are issues there. Yr observations & the theory that this has been a cry for attention from Nick based on the change in him since the start of his online presence seems to be spot on.

Need to factor in the truth behind her tit massage admission as well. If she was actually fucking that nigger that was just before the tattoos and piercing.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Our wife most likely takes it with him and she already had bpd issues the kids are the ones we should be sorry for but they have a nanny and her family lives close by so at least they aren’t completely abandoned

And these two druggies not only homeschool their own kids but are part of some sort of co-op that teaches other home-schooled kids. Rackets is very lucky to not have any malicious A-LOGS. It wouldn't be too hard to look up the co-op and drop receipts. I don't think the other parents would want drug addicts teaching their kids.

This whole idea that poppers make you want to 'fuck damn near anything' really only applies to people with an interest in receptive anal sex. People who like to take it up the ass seem to derive some pleasure from the combination of poppers and anal. For regular dominant heterosexuals, it's probably the single most unpleasant drug you'll ever take.

The stuff smells like a rancid jockstrap. It comes on like a banging blinding headache, and by the time the headache has settled down sufficiently to stop being grossly unpleasant, the stupid thing has worn off. I'm sure the thing was over the counter legal for as long as it was because nobody in their right mind would willingly take the stuff twice.

Well, this certainly adds a new dimension to your username. ....which end of the pole do you prefer to be on?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Rackets is very lucky to not have any malicious A-LOGS. It wouldn't be too hard to look up the co-op and drop receipts. I don't think the other parents would want drug addicts teaching their kids.

One of his three serious open complaints to the professional conduct people is from someone in his home schooling group who he argued with. Apparently not everyone loves the sound of his voice as much as he does, and his eccentric approach to teaching vulnerable children basic class lessons also failed to impress. Which is why kayla "bug eyes" rekieta took over. But then it all got too much for her too so now she wants to be the school principal - of a home school. Which means she just wants to do nothing. Surprised?

 

[Swole McPole]

Well, this certainly adds a new dimension to your username. ....which end of the pole do you prefer to be on?

Somebody handed me a bottle in a nightclub once. (This is not a Rekieta-type euphemism -- and it wasn't a gay nightclub.) In those days, I rarely met a drug that I didn't like, but I had no desire to ever do poppers again.

 

[Unironick]

Rackets is very lucky to not have any malicious A-LOGS. It wouldn't be too hard to look up the co-op and drop receipts.

We just had the chudbuds implosion.
Some people might've learned their lesson and that put a damper on any alog gayops that were going on at the moment.
But that's probably just some wishful thinking.