💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Irrational Exuberance]

This one more accurately portrays Nick’s Simpsonian overbite. Really captures the essence of a toothless baby flailing in an impotent rage.

Coomsplaining the Leathery Simpiverse
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(Here is my sloppy edit of this crumbling turd.)
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That's great. Do you think you can do one of him making this face?

 

[Kars den Karb]

It seems to be a law of nature that the more you talk about sex, the less physically attractive you will be.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Does anyone know much about that modafinil stuff, from what I hear it is not a typical stimulant?

Pretty standard treatment for sleep disorders. You can find it online from Indian pharmacies, since it's not as regulated as amphetamines. From an abuse standpoint, it doesn't have a great potential as a drug. It really just does what it says it does—keeps you up and alert for about 12 hours. There's a very slight tingle, in my experience, but not the waves of euphoria you'd get with amphetamines. I've seen it "abused" by uni students who want to pull all-nighters, but that's it. 99 times out of 100, they'd prefer adderall to modafinil since it honestly just keeps you awake without the focus that amphetamines/dexedrine gives you.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Another WTF moment from LOCALS:

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And another to add:

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Nick stuck his BALLS into his wife's PUSYY/ASS. That is NOT sex you fucking freaks

 

[JamusActimus]

That's great. Do you think you can do one of him making this face?

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"Your body betrays your degeneracy"

 

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"Your body betrays your degeneracy"

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[AnOminous]

From Nick's own mouth to the court's ear. Rekieta was very clear that he was representing himself at that time because his cheque to Randazza hadn't gone through yet.

He might have been acting pro se, but he keeps on insisting he's a lawyer, so it's hard to see that he'd get the kind of latitude for fucking up that the courts usually extend to pro se litigants.

I have to say, the response of the OLPR is one of the things I'm looking forward to most in Nick's journey. Though it seems unlikely that he'll get any significant sanctions against him, I'm sure they'll tell him off in the most derisive way possible. Nick's ego will be hurt, and the seething will be a seething for the ages.

The milk just keeps on flowing.

Frankly, Schneider is as much of a little bitch as the rest of the idiots who have spammed frivolous complaints at Nick, whether or not he has at least arguable standing to bring such a complaint. I hope they actually smack him down instead.

But the most amusing result if the OLPR gets buttmad about Nick flailing at them is they just give him a public reprimand. Since he's making angry noises about a lolsuit, if they dress him down like a child, he can be as pissed as he likes, but he then has no real grounds for a lolsuit. He'd have to rely on a semi-weak argument that the mere presence of a public reprimand makes it more likely he'll get actual sanctions in the future and his speech is chilled.

That's a job for Randazza, for sure. Which he'd pay through the nose for. His enormous fucking Jew honker.

But it would be completely humiliating for him (especially if they are really light on it like they were talking to an unruly child) and trigger his self-professed ODD to an insane extreme and possibly he'd go full Jack Thompson and end up actually disbarred because he's that kind of retard.

He hasn't been drinking long enough for his skin to be that waxy and it came on way too quick, besides we see him eat - so if it was primarily alcohol he'd be really fat.

I'm pretty sure he's been drinking since he was underage and probably more or less constantly ever since we've known him. Not everyone gets a gunt from drinking. Many drunks are skinny as a rail (those are the ones who don't eat at all and they still get a bit of a gut from swollen liver).

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Soliciting drugs via mail on a public chatroom? Aren't lawyers supposed to beintelligent, or at least know not to incriminate themselves?

Lawyers? Yup, most of them are. Lolyers like Nick? Yeeeeah, well...

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I had to copy this image because I need this to be above what I'm about to say.

Nobody outside of your little weird parasocial group therapy sessions gives as much of a shit about what you're up to in bed, people just think it's weird that you feel the need to broadcast it. If it was really as great as you say it is, would you need to get validation from random people on the internet? If you were truly enjoying yourselves as much as you say you are, you wouldn't spend so much time talking about how cool and awesome your sex life is.

People who feel the need to share too many details are either sexless and lying, or on the verge of a breakup or divorce. It's an unhealthy behavior and a symptom of something being terribly wrong. But by all means, keep going. When the truth is unearthed it'll be funnier for us in the end.

Wanted to also add the soccer mom harem read 50 Shades of Grey or some other similar book once and decided that they were kink experts.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I'm pretty sure he's been drinking since he was underage and probably more or less constantly ever since we've known him. Not everyone gets a gunt from drinking. Many drunks are skinny as a rail (those are the ones who don't eat at all and they still get a bit of a gut from swollen liver).

For your consideration (though the source is Drexel for what that's worth):

Don't know exactly what Drexel meant by "didn't drink", but it is becoming more apparent that Nick's drinking is really catching up to him.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

"Your body betrays your degeneracy"

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Pope Rekieta The First:

It's taken a fucking long time to get to this point, but you're finally out of everyone's shadow. You've got the hot-ass wife, the best friend who knows what's what, you get paid to drink and talk and fuck - best of all, all those voices that have been telling you for years and years how to live your life are finally starting to fade into the background of how awesome you are. You're a goddamn firework, baby - and you're just going to keep on going higher and higher...

 

[AnOminous]

I had to copy this image because I need this to be above what I'm about to say.

What a cringelord. Nobody here has said anything remotely like what this faggot claims. He's projecting and screaming "PRUUUUUUUUUUUDE" because nobody wants to see his dick in public. Nobody cares what you want to do in bed, just shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to know about your every bowel movement either, but that doesn't mean I'm moralizing that defecating is bad.

This classic Key & Peele sketch more or less captures my opinion on this kind of bullshit:

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

What a cringelord. Nobody here has said anything remotely like what this faggot claims. He's projecting and screaming "PRUUUUUUUUUUUDE" because nobody wants to see his dick in public. Nobody cares what you want to do in bed, just shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to know about your every bowel movement either, but that doesn't mean I'm moralizing that defecating is bad.

It's getting to the point where his locals is turning into a lolcow community on its own. I can understand seeing the criticism of posters in this thread and disagreeing with it, but I can't understand just making up entirely what the criticisms in this thread actually are. It's quintessential lolcow behavior to make up KF detractors and fight against them for clout/money/whatever, which is exactly what Nick's Locals is doing.

What next, are they going to start talking about how Josh runs a website that has caused 7 trans individuals to commit suicide?

 

[Hazel Motes]

For your consideration (though the source is Drexel for what that's worth):

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Don't know exactly what Drexel meant by "didn't drink", but it is becoming more apparent that Nick's drinking is really catching up to him.

Nick is just a dude who was so uncool in his 20s that he never partied enough to get it out of his system. Now he is desperate to change the past by going overboard with deviances.

Ed West who is a top notch journalist, said the best reason to have children is that you can stop pretending to like nightclubs. Nick had the children and now wants his gay clubs on Mandy. It's embarrassing. There is nothing charming about it in the way it might be with a young and responsibility-free lad in his early 20s.

 

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People who feel the need to share too many details are either sexless and lying, or on the verge of a breakup or divorce. It's an unhealthy behavior and a symptom of something being terribly wrong. But by all means, keep going. When the truth is unearthed it'll be funnier for us in the end.

Also complete sexual degenerates, textbook tranny behavior. Nothing says I'm a boring ass basic bitch like introducing yourself with who/how you like to fuck, just like every LGBTQ faggot ever. Save it for your therapist you freaks.

 

[Swole McPole]

Frankly, Schneider is as much of a little bitch as the rest of the idiots who have spammed frivolous complaints at Nick, whether or not he has at least arguable standing to bring such a complaint. I hope they actually smack him down instead.

Sure, I have no interest in Schneider at all. For my money, he's just like Monty -- these people only exist to stimulate the lolcows to provide entertainment for me. He doesn't make me cross -- but Nick doesn't makes me cross either.

Schneider's just not sufficiently entertaining for me to care about him one way or the other. As long as he keeps provoking Rekieta, he's serving a useful function for me.

 

[Ike Aim]

99 times out of 100, they'd prefer adderall to modafinil since it honestly just keeps you awake without the focus that amphetamines/dexedrine gives you.

There is a nationwide Adderall shortage currently for reasons with "off label" aficionados hit the hardest apparently. Vyvanse is available, but it has a lower abuse potential in theory because of it being metabolized in the gut so no snorting or rubbing it on your dick for euphoria or whatever people get up to with other ADHD drugs. What you eat and drink can fuck with it. However, Vyvanse is still Rx meth with all the attendant alertness-enhancement and libido boosting, which I'd think is priority #1 for a coomer with a suspicious apparent humiliation fetish, just not sure how it works with binge drinking. The college ADHD crowd were always champion drinkers on Adderall. For what he talks about getting down with now and in the future, experientially, the Modafinil sounds like a bit of a joke, but I've never used it personally so whatever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does anyone know much about that modafinil stuff, from what I hear it is not a typical stimulant? Nick is starting to look more and more like my meth-head clients every day. I think he's abusing that stuff or developed an amphetamine habit. He hasn't been drinking long enough for his skin to be that waxy and it came on way too quick, besides we see him eat - so if it was primarily alcohol he'd be really fat.

Nick had it prescribed for narcolepsy, IIRC. He said he usually only took it for long car trips etc but he started talking about taking it during the long trial streams. It is increasingly popular as a substitute for more common ADHD medications.

I think the issue is not that he is on the stuff all the time, but he takes it occasionally to prop up his broken sleep schedule. He is on Locals streaming until deep into the night, and then often has to wake up in the morning for trial streams, etc. Add that to the drinking and it's not a good combo.

But the most amusing result if the OLPR gets buttmad about Nick flailing at them is they just give him a public reprimand. Since he's making angry noises about a lolsuit, if they dress him down like a child, he can be as pissed as he likes, but he then has no real grounds for a lolsuit. He'd have to rely on a semi-weak argument that the mere presence of a public reprimand makes it more likely he'll get actual sanctions in the future and his speech is chilled.

The most amusing result is that the OLPR concludes Nick's pattern of behavior is the result of a drinking problem and attempts to have probation imposed on him that prohibits alcohol or drug use. They could even ask for random urinalysis to be imposed to ensure compliance.

AFAIK, this kind of probation is reserved for more serious cases where alcohol is clearly implicated (i.e. an attorney misses a hearing because they got a DUI on the way to court) but if we're going down the list of "most amusing scenarios", Nick pissing the OLPR off to the point where they try to force him to choose between the whiskey and his bar admission would be at the top of my list.

 

[Maude Snew]

So let me get this straight here. When there's some weird troon or governing body shoving sex in everyone's face via pride parades, performances that are straight up porn or just books in libraries it's a problem but when Nick and his Locals do everybody else is prudes? Really activates the old almonds.

 

[Swole McPole]

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I had to copy this image because I need this to be above what I'm about to say.

Nobody outside of your little weird parasocial group therapy sessions gives as much of a shit about what you're up to in bed, people just think it's weird that you feel the need to broadcast it. If it was really as great as you say it is, would you need to get validation from random people on the internet? If you were truly enjoying yourselves as much as you say you are, you wouldn't spend so much time talking about how cool and awesome your sex life is.

It's genuinely fascinating to me, how obsessed with this shit they are. Is it because they don't have partners? Most people tend to pair off in their early twenties and so are having enough sex on the regular that -- as a topic of conversation, it's just really fucking dull.
That really just changes when you're single and DON'T have a partner, or when you've just hooked up with somebody new, so you're locked into that obsessive phase. But aside from that, your average person who's having the average amount of sex just doesn't see what there is to talk about.

The only people who talk about it incessantly in public are into either swinging or kink and so they're looking for different partners. And if that's your thing, that's fine. Get out there and do what you want to do. Kiwifarms isn't out there, hanging around the various swinging/kink websites and forums, looking for people talking about their infidelities because we disapprove of them. I think we mostly don't care.

But when you're an internet celebrity and you've built your career talking about how you're a traditional Christian father in a monogamous relationship and you don't even curse on your show -- then all of a sudden, you're flying off to Hedonism 2, dropping Molly and sporting a sparkly posing pouch down at the local gay bar and encouraging your audience to post lewds -- well, you're making a spectacle of yourself. And where you have a spectacle, you're going to have spectators.

I do feel a bit sorry for the slow witted coomers and wine moms who've been sucked into his orbit, being told it's fine to post lewds, oh and BTW, can you just top up the old subscription, please? My sense is that they're all people with problems and Rekieta is meeting some kind of weird need for companionship. But FFS, people. You're embarrassing yourself in public. Sooner or later, you'll come to your senses and feel really stupid for the stuff you did and said in Nick's locals. But until that day comes, we'll continue to just sit over here, watch you and laugh.