Is it gay to shave your ass? - The sequel to the balls question.

[Finger Pistols]

I asked before if it's gay to shave your balls. Now I want to know what others think of someone shaving their ass.

Asked a friend and their answer was "Those who clean the house are expecting a guest" which was very funny.

 

[DankSmoker]

Any amount of excrement can return when one wipes their tush improperly. It's better to let it become a dingleberry than make a U-Turn.

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My time as a nurse assistant taught me that some people don't know how to wipe using toilet paper and are surprised when told to wash their legs when showering.

The absolute state of American hygiene.

Now I am panicking about errant poo, what is the proper medical wiping technique?? Dont leave us hanging like dingleberries.

 

[Catler]

I don’t have enough down there to even worry about shaving it off.

only if you shove a empty whiskey bottle in your ass first.

Ah yes, the Đorđe Martinović tactic.

what is the proper medical wiping technique??

Bidet and then dry off.

 

[Moths]

I don’t have enough down there to even worry about shaving it off.


Ah yes, the Đorđe Martinović tactic.


Bidet and then dry off.

Look ive been to /tg/ the bidet discussion is a whole other kettle of fish

 

[mister meaner]

I trim my ass hair, as if it gets too unkempt it gets stuck to all the stuff I’m trying to wipe away in the first place. Plus too much means you get a lil more sweatier imo @Crystal Coomer

 

[DankSmoker]

I don’t have enough down there to even worry about shaving it off.


Ah yes, the Đorđe Martinović tactic.


Bidet and then dry off.

When you say dry off do you mean a blow dryer? It feels like I'm relearning how to ride a bike here.

 

[Catler]

When you say dry off do you mean a blow dryer? It feels like I'm relearning how to ride a bike here.

No, just take some paper and dry your butt off after the bidet. It shoots water at your asshole it clean it, so it'll be a little wet after.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

If you are a man, and you shave your body, you are a faggot.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Now I am panicking about errant poo, what is the proper medical wiping technique?? Dont leave us hanging like dingleberries.

Just front to back. Shocking, I know. You'd be surprised how many Americans don't understand the concept. If your bitch gets UTIs all the time tell her dumb ass to wipe front to back and stop using bath bombs.

If you have a bidet, you still need to employ the proper wiping technique of front to back. Unless your bidet is fancy enough to have a dryer built-in, your highness.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I don't know. Tarantula coming out of a dark hole is pretty scary. Maybe you should wax your asshole and take teddy skittles to thin out the hairs.

 

[Dysnomia]

Does your boyfriend complain about your hairy ass?

 

[DankSmoker]

No, just take some paper and dry your butt off after the bidet. It shoots water at your asshole it clean it, so it'll be a little wet after.

Just front to back. Shocking, I know. You'd be surprised how many Americans don't understand the concept. If your bitch gets UTIs all the time tell her dumb ass to wipe front to back and stop using bath bombs.

If you have a bidet, you still need to employ the proper wiping technique of front to back. Unless your bidet is fancy enough to have a dryer built-in, your highness.

I'm still confused, is a bidet a frenchman I'm supposed to hire?

 

[Catler]

I'm still confused, is a bidet a frenchman I'm supposed to hire?

No, they lost their jobs to automation. It’s not 1943 anymore, but for nostalgic reasons I guess you can splurge for the real deal once in a while.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

no, my but hole hairs get tangled up and cut my poos up so i have to shave them

 

[DankSmoker]

no, my but hole hairs get tangled up and cut my poos up so i have to shave them

Haven't you read the thread? You first have to ensare the poo to make sure it doesn't go anywhere untoward, and then you have someone pull it out of the thicket.

 

[SentinentCloud]

I will admit to something, i too used to think shaving ass hair was gay and wrong, but the fact is, ite becomes surprisingly easier to wipe your ass afterwards

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

With all this activity and debate. I am looking forward to when you ask if shaving your pussy is gay.

 

[Finger Pistols]

With all this activity and debate. I am looking forward to when you ask if shaving your pussy is gay.

I was planning on doing that or another question after debate dwindles in this thread.

The problem with that one is that I think it might attract some groyper sock accounts to express how anything related to a woman's reproductive system is very gay. I'm still going make the post anyways later.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Just front to back. Shocking, I know. You'd be surprised how many Americans don't understand the concept. If your bitch gets UTIs all the time tell her dumb ass to wipe front to back and stop using bath bombs.

If you have a bidet, you still need to employ the proper wiping technique of front to back. Unless your bidet is fancy enough to have a dryer built-in, your highness.

Oh yeah, a buddy of mine mentioned something along those lines.
He was attending to country matters when he noticed that this latina woman was actually spicy. Turns out she wiped back to front.