Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

@Null first Ade, now Ralph is finally admitting he is desperate to see the Johmson. This is getting weird.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Don’t do it Josh, it’s a ploy so you’ll lose to Pantsu.

 

[Near]

Do it but post Mike Matei's cock instead

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I'm pretty sure multiple gay porn flicks started off this way.

I believe you.

 

[Justtocheck]

Ralph wins if it's butt to tip

 

[Anonanon]

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He's going to stick a dildo through his zipper while streaming isn't he. What a fag. Atleast the wHorse will have a decent marital aid.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Ralph half the internet has seen your microcock and frankly those that have don't want to see it again, difficult as it may be due to its small size it's still a disgusting sight.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE INTERNET TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR TINY COCK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE UPLOADED REVENGE PORN DIPSHIT.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Every time I see a featured happening or a thread with a title like this, it feels like somebody told an AI chatbot to say the most ridiculous thing that somebody could do/experience.

But no, this is actually the daily life of Ethan Ralph.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I can't believe Ethan Oliver Ralph is such a flaming homo.

...Oh wait, yes I can.

I’m amazed at how his audience listens to this greasy drunk fat man talk about his Memphis micro for hours. I thought Groyphers only liked twinky catboi dick but Ralph shows a sizeable amount of real bear lovers with a scat fetish in the groyper ranks.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Ralph half the internet has seen your microcock and frankly those that have don't want to see it again, difficult as it may be due to its small size it's still a disgusting sight.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE INTERNET TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR TINY COCK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE UPLOADED REVENGE PORN DIPSHIT.

honestly it amazes me how common it is for guys with small dicks to upload pics and videos of their micros to the internet. im not sure if it is a ego thing where the honestly think it is huge or they have a humiliation fetish.

 

[thebigdream]

Ralph the kinda guy to count down from 3 and then not pull his out

 

[damian]

Wtf gay. Seriously tho, why is Ralph so obsessed with Josh's penis?

 

[GeeWilickers47]

This is a thinly veiled play for Ralph to try get the ultimate W on Josh by gunting him and then revealing to his audience that Josh is gay. There's no way dear feeder will ever recover from that.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

Archive EVERYTHING. Keep local copies for reeeeeupload.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Thank you ralph, whenever Null starts to get mad at certain communities on the farms, good ol' Ralph always knows how to bring back order.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ok, I settled this for us via autism and I hate I had to measure Ralph's dick but here's the results

Spoiler: THE ANSWER - NSFL

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

2.5" hard is no way to go through life

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ok, I settled this for us via autism and I hate I had to measure Ralph's dick but here's the results

Holy shit!! Right click, saved!! 2.5 Inches confirmed!

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

These people are insane! Legit homo weirdos!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

No homo, guys. This is completely heterosexual behavior, and peak heterosexual behavior at that. This is Ralphamale chad energy right here. Totally no homo.