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📚 MegathreadThe Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
I noticed this among a dump of Pooners, and it stood out to me as being in a more realistic style than most, almost like it was drawn from life (apart from the goofy fucking ear gauges) which leaves me wondering - is this possibly a self portrait of u/babybabybaby222? Ver archivo adjunto 4550938
It looks like the shaved head Hispanic girl from the Parkland shooting that admitted they bullied the shooter. She was called Emma González but now goes by X González:
I kinda love these things. They're a darkly fascinating look into the TIF psyche but they're also cute in a gross way. The buggy eyes remind me of pugs, which are also ugly-cute.
Poonception.
Actually, with enough planning a pooner could get a tatt designed such that it rolls up neatly into a 3d Lil Pooner and then another littler poontatt so Lil Pooner can have it's own lil phallo and then idk we all collapse into a singularity or something?
Now that's the spirit. I admire a man with vision.
"Dare to dream big, and don't let them tell you it can't be done" is what my Uncle Steve used to say, at least until he died trying to solo trek across the Antarctic wearing rollerskates. We told him those fucking things wouldn't work in the snow, but he claimed he'd made a breakthrough with his latest design.
Never saw him again.
Probably eaten by penguins.
Vicious creatures those.
irl pooner is my sleep paralysis demon the lactation photo gave me a horrible flashback to my sleep paralysis demon trying to breast feed me! ANALYZE THAT INTERNET!
This one horrifies me in ways the others haven't been able to. It's like it's an acknowledgement of body modifying surgery as an extreme form of self-harm.
ING TO FUCKING [ROLL?]
Dood?
12/1/21
I started collecting pictures of pooners off 4chan and reddit. I'---- ---ly c----ring.
Oh no doods I don't think my bindy boi will last much longer....
1/19/22
I SAID BE MY GIRLFRIEND
The story itself is funny because it's so ridiculous, but then looking at the art and the captions is super depressing and concerning. Especially the first and last ones, a humiliating suicide and one where someone (almost certainly male) is holding a knife to the pooner's throat. Sure looks like a case of the sexual assault to trans pipeline.
(Like others have said, I feel pity toward teenage TIFs and only have disgust for AGPs. It's like watching them cry out for help and knowing no one is listening and they're encouraged to spiral further.)
man, try as anyone might, no one can ape the sheer balls to the wall insanity of the Original Poonartist- I knew those first couple posts were hers immediately.
was genuinely scared for school sketchbook pooner (poonrage mode) and relieved she managed to get out of her poonscrape unharmed.
I feel like if you draw pooners, Tif or not, you're way less annoying than the standard issue and have a genuine shot of being cool, lets just hope they dont manage to get any medical intervention before they can get their little heads straightened out.
I just imagined the stinkfist music video, except it had a weird blue dusty pooner dealing with SRS complications.
Edit: Fucking hell, this is what deepAI fakes are for. A pooner and a trooner both doing normal things like wringing out a rot dog or dilating would be the funniest goddamn thing. And the lyrics would only need minimal changes.
Looks like a fat 8 year old girl who always wears Garfield sweatshirts from the men's department and Sally Jessie Raphael glasses because her parents split up and left her to live with her grandma.
(There were multiple of these at my school, come on.)
I kinda love these things. They're a darkly fascinating look into the TIF psyche but they're also cute in a gross way. The buggy eyes remind me of pugs, which are also ugly-cute.
On the contrary, she should stay on that subreddit and be forced to read it. I also welcome her to make a farms account for mandatory viewing of the GRS/SRS thread.
I just imagined the stinkfist music video, except it had a weird blue dusty pooner dealing with SRS complications.
Edit: Fucking hell, this is what deepAI fakes are for. A pooner and a trooner both doing normal things like wringing out a rot dog or dilating would be the funniest goddamn thing. And the lyrics would only need minimal changes.
I made an autistic edit of the Stinkfist lyrics a few months ago cause I could not stop thinking about how well it described troons, I didn't think of one for pooners though. This one's for the TiMmies.
Something has to change
Undeniable dilemma
Manhood's not a burden anyone should bear
Constant lack of copulation numbs me
But I would not want it any other way
Just not enough, I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I said, I don't want it, I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Reddit post deep within the endocrine
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around around take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way, blend and balance
Pain and comfort, deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
But it's not enough, I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I said, I don't want it, I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Needle deep inside the endocrine
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Relax, slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can this mean anything to me
If I don't feel like a woman at all? Yeah
I'll keep digging
Till I feel something
Scalpel deep inside the endocrine
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Dilator deep within the endocrine
Relax, turn around and take my hand
It probably could be better, but "endocrine" was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with "borderline."
Edit: fuck I forgot a friend made this to go along with it lol
Pooners got me thinking about this track, Cursed Female (1993):
By Porno for Pyros
“cursed to be born
beautifil, poor and female
there's none that suffer more
she's the queen of the bees
that buzz in the bars
fresh as a strawberry
and she always loved dancing
cursed to be born
beautifil, poor and female
there's none that suffer more
2 girls in 2 nights
got caught in the back of
the alleyway
fresh as strawberries
2 girls in 2 nights
when no one came out
zipped up their clothes
and walked back on home
cursed to be born
beautifil, poor and female
there's none that suffer more”
This thirty year old song is a pooners anthem. This was from when trooning was rare, without the political hype. Interesting tidbit is the lil pooner in this vid got there, dood. It’s none other than a young Buck Angel, pornstar and chadpoon who claims they’re against the trends of popularizing this shit. I think of this song as I browse the Pooner Zoo, like a thread theme.
