🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Has the ability to pay for any specialist visit or treatment whatsoever without worry about money.

Gets angry they won't make special exceptions in their busy schedules once she decided that she would ovary up and see some doctors. Anna is special!

And day after tomorrow, we'll get another sobbing video when these specialists didn't instantly praise her for being seven hundred pounds of sessy and sassy. Why can't they see past her spare 500 pounds and focus on her REAL issues? What did they even learn at doctor school??
 
Just found this in a completely unrelated-to-Anna location:
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Also, in sizing, one's height must be considered.

Planet-sized O'Brian is, in both latitude...and longitude, now literally "off the charts."

Example: At 5'9.5"/5'10", I absolutely cannot order clothes online in a US regular-size 8-10 (although they'd best fit the torso) unless I want all the "long" blouse sleeves to fit like a 3/4-length sleeve, and mai pants to be high-waders.

It's hella easier for a tall woman to size-up and wear a slightly baggier blouse, or tailor* the pant/skirt/dress waist smaller to fit, than to add length to sleeves or pant legs.

* Anna: "Talior? lol...Who's she?"

Anna is about 5'8"-ish...she's quite a bit taller than the worldwide standard height for women - 5'3"...so she not only has to take her world-beating hip circumference into account (even with stores like Old Navy's plus-size, and supahplus-size stores like Torrid, with their post-2000s "vanity sizing"*)...but there's also the issue that she should "size-up" to get a proper "length-for-fit" ratio due to her height.

* see ETA links at end of post that explore vanity sizing.

With each pound that increases, there become vanishingly few clothing manufacturers she'll be able to source for her "Whee...Anna Wanna Play Dress-Up!" vidyas.

Ain't nobody much marketing a whole line of "cute clothes" in "Xtra-Tall, Infinifat, Specifically-Anna O'Brian Pear-Shaped Candy-Jucy Thigh Size-fucking-" just hoping there's a demand for them that would offset the cost of the material and logistics of designing, constructing, producing, and advertising such fast-fashion tat.

IOW, Anna's long past the point of having any relevance in reviewing clothes for 95+% of even the super-morbidly-obese women (of usually less than 5'5") who watch her, and who also are economically-situated (considering inflationary food prices) where they can afford to spend money on "trendy, cute clothes"...

...she's now into uncharted (whale) waters.



ETA: Werdz, clarity...and linkz re. vanity sizing:
As someone who hates clothes shopping….I need to get my pants in xl length . Clothing size def sucks for ladies and fast fashion is great for making you feel ick. Every size is different and no matter what size I think it sucks.
Long sleeve women’s shirts, fuck that, they hit my wrist at best.

This is all to say women’s clothing sizing is dumb af and we deserve better. (And bigger pockets)
 
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Speaking of "vanity sizing"...i.e, ass-patting and placating the delusions of the sooper-derper plus-sizers...

Reference links re. how this came to be, and how to navigate this gawd-awful, confusing trend of vanity sizing:

However, there's not enough vanity sizing in the entire fashion industry to clothe the size of Anna (or her vanity.)


This is all to say women’s clothing sizing is dumb af and we deserve better. (And bigger pockets)

Agreed...and pockets! i.e., check out the tailoring of men's suit pockets vs. what we get when an article of women's wear does include a shallow, wee, unreinforced pocket.


Then, clothing manufacturers have the unmitigated gall to charge more for a comparable garment in women's wear. ...grrr...
 
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As someone who hates clothes shopping I need to get my pants in xl length (34-36” inseam) and I gave up on shirts and wear men’s small, a large for hoodies. Clothing size def sucks for ladies and fast fashion is great for making you feel ick. Every size is different and no matter what size I think it sucks.
Long sleeve women’s shirts, fuck that that hit my wrist at best.

This is all to say women’s clothing sizing is dumb af and we deserve better. (And bigger pockets)
I feel for you. Clothing manufacturer to believe all women are short. Finding extra tall in pants is a PITA.
 
I feel for you. Clothing manufacturer to believe all women are short. Finding extra tall in pants is a PITA.
Lol, believe: the shorties think they all make pants for giants.

Best thing to do if you're not Anna sized is buy the best quality you can afford, and have those tailored to your measurements (cuffs let out; pants hemmed; whatever.)

But I'm of the firm belief that once you cross the 50 BMI Rubicon, you should be forced to wear bedsheets or tarps until you earn human clothes again. At Anna's current estimated weight (I'll be nice and say 680), her BMI is nearly 100.
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Why oh why is Anna having health problems, having reached twice the BMI limit of super morbid obesity?
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At this BMI, I think Anna even has our gorl Amberlynn beat.
 
Anna wants the doctor information NOW! I can just imagine how impatient she is waiting for her door dash…
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New Alan Roberts video up, if anyone cares. I haven't watched it myself but I'm sure it will be a lot of FUCK and insane ranting about Covid and vaccines.

 
I haven’t been able to watch Alan since he started doing lives. His videos were ok but he’s a terrible public speaker, aside from the salty language which he uses the same as ums and uhs and likes. It is impossible to watch him live and he never says anything we don’t know.

Youtube has been pushing lives and shorts on creators, but not everybody is cut out for lives. Too bad as I like it when people hold her feet to the fire but if I can’t listen, no chance she will.
 
I honestly think she’s never looked worse. Every time she post I’m shocked at how much weight she’s gained in such a short amount of time. While still enormous in both, comparing a TikTok she published in 2019 vs one of her latest TikToks it is clear to see the decline and weight gain.
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