🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mango Cobra]

They probably tried to swat PPP too but the caller wasn't specific enough about the alley and they couldn't find the cardboard box.

Guarantee he'd have tried to swat Josh if he could.

 

[TJBirish]

Good. Hopefully he kills himself soon. It's been a while since I had smores and it'd be the perfect opportunity to make some while I'm waiting for the fire to cool enough on his corpse that I can piss in his ashes.

I have the undying, icy hatred matched only by that of a supermassive black hole for the retards who do this psychotic, retarded, attention-whoring bullshit.

Harsh......but fair

 

[AnyballLecter]

Wrong in every detail as always, child.

Anyone else remember way back really recently when they wanted to get the IRS Commandos to Ruby Ridge the Science Fiction Writers Association - for some technical violation of the rules for their non profit?

Null remembers.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

The current "campaign" to restore Ralph's account consists of two sad hashtags: #ReinstateRalph and #NoRalphNoPeace; each hashtags have respectively 19 tweets and 4 tweets. So sad that I can not even be borthered to screenshoot all of them. All tweets are just Meigh, the very few fans of Ralph, or just people trolling. No notable accounts. Styx, or any other frequent Ralph guest, does not seem to care. Nobody in the right seems to care about the deplatforming of the "number one in the sector".

 

[JustStopDude]

You can add Andy to the list. 4 out of 5 enemies hit.
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I refuse to believe the RMCP give a shit if Warski lives or dies. This is the one swatting claim I doubt.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"Why we hate Ralph" some of us don't hate Ralph but for people who do it's probably

1. Putting the life of a innocent infant in danger
2. Told his dying mother to suck a dick and didn't take her to dialysis.
3. Flags & swats people.
4. Jerking off to a minor during the pillstream.
5. Flown a 18 year old who only graduated high school 2 months ago and was talking to said high schooler while enrolled and released revenge porn.
6. Swatting your own son because you hate your son's grandpa.
7. Procreated with a pedophile who's most likely abusing rozy or will abuse rozy when she's older.

You guys can list your reasons as well.

If you actually hate Ralph there's something wrong with you. He's a sideshow freak who dances for our amusement. If he kills himself, it will be funny to laugh at Meigh for getting with and sticking with such a retarded dickwad, and then we will all forget about him and move on with your lives. It will honestly be quite freeing.

 

[Numbers]

I dislike bragging probably more than anything. If people want to "pozload my neghole" (for lack of a better phrase), I genuinely don't care, just make sure it results in something funny and don't fail along the way. And don't make a podcast or YouTube channel about your sociopathic games or come looking for congratulations.

That little flag button is autopilot for fucking with someone. It's the most low effort form of trolling possible and you don't deserve a medal or even a high five for doing it. But it's just not something I'm going to condemn because it goes against muh rules of the Internet or restricts the freeze peach of freeze peach restrictors.

If you rape a rapist for being a rapist, is it wrong? It's gay, sure, but muh ethics of sodomy

Raping a rapist still makes you a rapist and just because you raped a rapist it doesn't suddenly mean rape is ok.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph... buddy...

You don't have to kill yourself. There is another way and a wonderful place to go that will accept you with open arms. A brighter place where you will not only Save Money™ but also Live Better™. It's finally time, big guy.

It's time to join the Walmart family.

Ralph could not handle working at Walmart. Ralph would have to deal with costumers as belligerent and mean tempered as him and he would have to hold his tongue and grin and bear it if he wants to keep his job. Ralph is incapable of doing that.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's me done. Back to observing. But, I don't know if you've ever had someone laugh in the face of your family and death like that when you once tried to show them an ounce of empathy but that shit WILL stick to you like hot sugar - not getting over it doesn't make someone a bitch.

Anyways, the reaction to all of this is going to be a shit show so the fun is only just starting with his handling of the last 24 hours. I promise that there will be funnier shit to laugh at Ralph for than that twitter.

You did us a favour to get the Powerchat numbers so I can get high on my autism but that doesn't mean I'm giving your weenery a free pass. Virtually everyone here has been at some point targeted by the fat incompetent pig, yet none of us felt justified in flagging any of his rubbish. Hell, someone swatted a congress woman in my name and you don't see me going around crying at trannies and wikipedo articles "officiating the consensus" through "citing their apologetics", basically "wikipedo is true because some dimwit journalist says it's true so wikipedo is true".

Either lurk and fit in or just observe. No one is buying your cope.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph could not handle working at Walmart. Ralph would have to deal with costumers as belligerent and mean tempered as him and he would have to hold his tongue and grin and bear it if he wants to keep his job. Ralph is incapable of doing that.

He's a retard and Walmart hires retards. He can gather carts and maybe work his way up to greeter some day.

 

[Elmo]

Raping a rapist still makes you a rapist and just because you raped a rapist it doesn't suddenly mean rape is ok.

But it is ethics policing.

He's a retard and Walmart hires retards. He can gather carts and maybe work his way up to greeter some day.

Ralph's problem is that he can't keep to a consistent schedule so he'd probably lose his job due to chronic absenteeism.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

"Why we hate Ralph"

1. Putting the life of a innocent infant in danger
2. Told his dying mother to suck a dick and didn't take her to dialysis.
3. Flags & swats people.
4. Jerking off to a minor during the pillstream.
5. Flown a 18 year old who only graduated high school 2 months ago and was talking to said high schooler while enrolled and released revenge porn.
6. Swatting your own son because you hate your son's grandpa.
7. Procreated with a pedophile who's most likely abusing rozy or will abuse rozy when she's older.

You guys can list your reasons as well.

Ralph isnt worth hating. Guys like Ralph feed on being hated because it's validation. Conversely, mockery and pity, especially from other men, is Ralph's greatest weakness. We've seen many times what damage a chuckle from Rekieta or Jim does to the Gunt.

 

[JustStopDude]

Ralph could not handle working at Walmart. Ralph would have to deal with costumers as belligerent and mean tempered as him and he would have to hold his tongue and grin and bear it if he wants to keep his job. Ralph is incapable of doing that.

To be fair, it's the standing that would break him before any interaction he would have with customers.

The dude gets winded driving.

 

[MeltyTW]

o! Fuck you. Take giant loads of Negroid semen in your ass in PRISON you asshole

Ha, gross.
But no, I'm encouraging the sodomizing of Ralph. I think it's hilarious that people are going into his anus dry and I hope it bleeds, because sometimes getting poop on your dick is the only way to serve justice, even if you walk away from it just a bit gayer than before.

It's just when I first came here it was "don't pozload my neghole" and then null rightfully pointed out its gay, nows it "poz the neghole" I half expect kiwis at this point to just right a ten paragraph essay on why you shouldn't smash their quivering eager boy pussies for the next idiom

Edit ah there's a word filter and it's the same phrase, I thought you guys just made another gay phrase

 

[Ass Monkey]

The current "campaign" to restore Ralph's account consists of two sad hashtags: #ReinstateRalph and #NoRalphNoPeace; each hashtags have respectively 19 tweets and 4 tweets. So sad that I can not even be borthered to screenshoot all of them. All tweets are just Meigh, the very few fans of Ralph, or just people trolling. No notable accounts. Styx, or any other frequent Ralph guest, does not seem to care. Nobody in the right seems to care about the deplatforming of the "number one in the sector".
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23 total tweets… from his 60k+ followers. Numbers suitable for an all time living legend who is top of his sektur.

 

[fedoralordjish]

You did us a favour to get the Powerchat numbers so I can get high on my autism but that doesn't mean I'm giving your weenery a free pass. Virtually everyone here has been at some point targeted by the fat incompetent pig, yet none of us felt justified in flagging any of his rubbish. Hell, someone swatted a congress woman in my name and you don't see me going around crying at trannies and wikipedo articles "officiating the consensus" through "citing their apologise", basically "wikipedo is true because some dimwit journalist says it's true so wikipedo is true".

Either lurk and fit in or just observe. No one is buying your cope.

Did you just admit that most of you guys are just butt hurt? Doesn't surprise me since most posts here read like lovers quarrel.

 

[PaladinBoo]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Oh fuck off Ralph. You just lost your Twitter account. It is not like you got diagnosed with a painful, terminal illness. It is just Twitter fat ass. Every bad thing that has happened to Ralph has been from his own actions. He could make the effort to turn his life around and better himself (heard of those stories many times from people who were homeless or addicts) but Ralph would rather wallow in his addictions and vices as that is easier for him to do. Also, he damn well knows that this is just him fishing for pity and sympathy. He would do this to Faith many times. He does this with Pantsu daily and now he is trying to do that with us. Get fucked Ralph.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Oh fuck off Ralph. You just lost your Twitter account. It is not like you got diagnosed with a painful, terminal illness. It is just Twitter fat ass. Every bad thing that has happened to Ralph has been from his own actions. He could make the effort to turn his life around and better himself (heard of those stories many times from people who were homeless or addicts) but Ralph would rather wallow in his addictions and vices as that is easier for him to do. Also, he damn well knows that this is just him fishing for pity and sympathy. He would do this to Faith many times. He does this with Pantsu daily and now he is trying to do that with us. Get fucked Ralph.

Imagine talking about suicide when you have two infant children. This wigger has never been and will never be a real man. He's a cry baby faggot. You are right that he could turn it around. He's not ever 40 yet. He still has a lot of time to change his life, but he won't. He cannot get out of his own way.

 

[Numbers]

But it is ethics policing.

Do I think it's funny that Ralph was banned from Twitter, Absolutely! Do I think he totally deserved it 100%. Am I gonna defend Ralph and cry to Twitter about censorship, Absolutely Not! Personally I find it funny when those that use censorship as a weapon are themselves censored, it's an apropos punishment. Frankly I just find it hypocritical to admonish Ralph for flagging others when you do it yourself. Also bragging about how you flagged someone will always be Soy-jack tier behavior

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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Does this mean it was Gandalf that fixed Josh's broken dick?

I find it funny when those that use censorship as a weapon are themselves censored

Based comparative ethics chad.