🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ben Kenobi]

There’s a lot of projection ITT that people who posted their report responses were “expecting asspats.” I can only speak form myself; I fully expected to get dragged for it but it was intended for an audience of one. There was also nothing coordinated about it, despite accusations of “trolling plans” being made here. I’m not interested in persuading anyone on this, just clarifying the facts.

That said, it’s Null’s site and as I told him, I won’t do anything here he doesn’t want me to do. His opinion is the only one that matters.

I don't need to project cause I know what kind of fucking losers who would first flag Ethans twitter and then brag about it. You have less in your life then Gator cause he actually has a job.

 

[Trust48]

It did sadden me to see some of the funniest accounts here posting their flagging history. The cozy.gov faggots got me banned on twitter at least 3 times. As much as it annoyed me, I could never get myself to actually go through with a report/flag, I would just feel like a huge fag.

 

[Elmo]

Yeah I never read his thread. Maybe I should give it a look. I really only know about Fred at all from some of Null's livestreams and some of Fred's twitter-spergouts + the whole media narc thing.

Anyways, back on topic, I'm sure Ralph will just head to his alt sites and seethe about how Elon betrayed him, etc. Personally I find it really funny, but I guess I can understand why some people are upset that Ralph got banned.

I'm sure there is still much to follow and plenty to holler about.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph is going to be so fucking pissed... domestic Violence arc beginning early?

Yeah, this is what might finally drive May to put Ralph in his place.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Damn.....end of a Era.
He love his twitter account more then his kids.

 

[Telemeter]

Zoomers can't read.
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I never saw any "plans", people just did it because Ralph is a fuckup that was constantly breaking TOS out of hubris based of his blue checkmark.

You would have to individually review each flag to identify how many of them were actually false.

 

[Zilortha]

I'm sure there is still much to follow and plenty to holler about.
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Lol did Ghost create a alt or is that just a fan? If that's actually him that's hilarious.

 

[Spergichu]

As much as I hate flaggots, I have to admit there is nothing more appropriate than Ralph losing his coveted blue checkmark because a bunch of weens mass reported his account.

 

[A Sunset]

I’m disappointed this didn’t happen organically, and that his account was removed by fLaggotry. Some of Ralph’s funnies moments where on his Twitter. It was the source of so many funny rage and meltdown moments, as he would sperg and start fights with various creators, then get trolled. The whole “airplane” meltdown that just happened largely had his Twitter involved.

Flagging is gay. I don’t want to see LOLcows forcibly destitute, ruined, and kicked off the Internet…. I want to watch them do funny shit for a few minutes while I take my morning dump. And if they end up desititue, ruined and kicked off the Internet it’s only funny to me if it’s their own fault.

Knowing that some people here were seemingly involved in this takes the funny out of it for me. What the fuck was he reported for? Bullying and Harassment? Racism? Imagine filing gay reports like that unironically.

People get forced offline all the fucking time and deplatformed. Why would you involve yourself in yet more deplatforming, instead of letting insane/retarded people flail around and overshare for your entertainment.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I don't get why people have this tendency of posting their report history like it's some big win or something. Imagine being the faggot kid who rats his friends to the teacher and then boasts about it. How the fuck do they not draw the parallels? This is the kind of shit that would designate you a faggot.

If you want to be an antifun faggot trying to ruin everyone's fun then fine, but I don't get why people report him and then post "HAHA I GOT THE GUNT" as if that doesn't make you look like just as much of a faggot as the Gunt or the trannies that do this all the time.

The sad truth is that a lot of what sets any one lolcow off is other people, so the human interaction is required for most of the "content" and gossip to continue. Some people don't understand that we're here to watch it from the outside, on our balcony, holding our monocles and chortling at the show below us. There's a perceived power in what they get involved with, because given other circumstances, they'd be the people below the balcony we were all laughing at.

People that don't watch it as a show and inject themselves directly into it are just temporarily embarrassed lolcows that will make it one day.

 

[Zilortha]

I’m disappointed this didn’t happen organically, and that his account was removed by fLaggotry. Some of Ralph’s funnies moments where on his Twitter. It was the source of so many funny rage and meltdown moments, as he would sperg and start fights with various creators, then get trolled. The whole “airplane” meltdown that just happened largely had his Twitter involved.

Flagging is gay. I don’t want to see LOLcows forcibly destitute and ruined, I want to watch them do funny shit for a few minutes while I take my morning dump. And if they end up desititue and ruined it’s only funny to me if it’s their own fault.

Knowing that some people here were seemingly involved in this takes the funny out of it for me. What the fuck was he reported for? Bullying and Harassment? Racism? Imagine filing gay reports like that unironically.

People get forced offline all the fucking time and deplatformed. Why would you involve yourself in yet more deplatforming, instead of letting insane/retarded people flail around and overshare for your entertainment.

Idk. Ralph probably had hundreds of reports from people who have nothing to do with KF, and were probably submitted years ago but ignored until now.
The reality is, the moment Elon changed the rules w/ bluechecks, Ralph's fate was sealed.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph can't appeal the suspension
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Don't ask how I know this but there is a way around not being able to appeal.

If you can get to the appeals page via a different suspended account you can just manually write in the account that doesn't have the support link instead.

This does require you to have multiple suspended accounts AFAIK.

 

[free_protons4u]

It did sadden me to see some of the funniest accounts here posting their flagging history. The cozy.gov faggots got me banned on twitter at least 3 times. As much as it annoyed me, I could never get myself to actually go through with a report/flag, I would just feel like a huge fag.

If you think that John Andrew Stan retard is funny you should legit kill yourself. All that faggot does is post photoshopped pictures for, like months. It’s really a shame he hasn’t gotten banned because I think kiwifarms is all he has in his life to spend that much time photoshopping pictures of Meigh, and a ban would likely push him over the edge to neck himself for the betterment of society

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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No wikipedia article
No blue checkmark
Ralph is a nobody

I respectfully disagree, he's not a nobody. He's our farm-raised, blue ribbon ragepig and produces kino and nectar 11 months out of the year.

Fredrick Brennan wrote it because he thinks Ralph is a lolcow and that it would be funny, and then at some point decided it'd be funnier to have it deleted.

Obese Lifty has a point, that is pretty funny.

 

[A Sunset]

Idk. Ralph probably had hundreds of reports from people who have nothing to do with KF, and were probably submitted years ago but ignored until now.
The reality is, the moment Elon changed the rules w/ bluechecks, Ralph's fate was sealed.

Well that’s probably true, I don’t know shit about Twitter. And God knows Ralph was making enemies his whole fucking life. Guess I was just disappointed seeing Kiwis involved.

Bottom line is I thought Ralph’s Twitter was hilarious and it was an important part of his hollerin’. Now when he’s drunk and seething/lashing out, he’ll just be posting to no one on his Telegram or some shit.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Tweet/Archive

"We will use this sparingly"

Press X to doubt

 

[dumbest of the dumb]

Well she should be careful about swimming for a while. If he can unbeach himself and enjoy freedom from gravity, he might feel up to it

One of poor Rozy’s first memories is going to be a full blown barnyard smackdown between her hollern’ hog father and her AGP smirking horse mother.

 

[Pigtoad]

Who tf reported the gunt's account? Please kys, you content cuck. It was probably Vickers.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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Tweet/Archive

"We will use this sparingly"

Press X to doubt

What a fat fuck retard. Why advertise that it’s definitely you and not a social media manager with shitty denials that nobody else would bother to make

 

[BallBuster II]

I'm sure there is still much to follow and plenty to holler about.
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One flagging mongoloid somehow equals “Multiple KF users” , and aside from getting roasted by everyone in this thread, why would we doing anything more? Obviously Faggyism doesn’t understand the overall purpose of this forum.

Also to anyone who was flagging his on Twitter, you don’t realize what you have done. The rage pig raging was costing him thousands in legal consequences.