What's your favorite microwave goy slop?

[SandyCat]

This is the good shit right here

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

This might be autistic but I hate using the microwave, nothing ever tastes right

 

[sasazuka]

Lately for me, it's been Stouffer's Bistro "Flatbreads" Chicken Fajita which is about the closest thing to a halfway decent microwave pizza that they sell at most supermarkets in Canada.

If I want a mini-pizza, I cook it in the oven and not the microwave because mini-pizzas in the microwave end up being limp, soggy disappointments, but the Stouffer's Bistro line has the crisper sleeves or, for the flatbreads, the crisper surface (you have to fold the inside of the front of the box to the outside and then lay the flatbread on the crisper sheet) specifically so they can be cooked properly in the microwave.

 

[User names must be unique]

Just Indian curries, pretty much everything else is better cooked in the oven.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

A Banquet meal.

 

[CHARizard]

I havnt had it in years and I am pretty sure its discontinued. It had this strange metallic taste that I ended up really liking.

Fuck, now that I am thinking about it I may go pick up a jar of prego.

 

[Pee Cola]

Microwave lasagna, even though there's a non-zero chance it contains horse meat.

 

[Cloacan]

The ones with salisbury steak and potatoes. Neither tastes like real food, and I'm pretty sure that they're 90% plastic, but I love them nonetheless.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't have a microwave...

 

[PFM]

They taste like Aunt Juanita and Chef Boyardee had a baby

 

[Whatevermancer]

>mfw I've never had a microwave dinner

 

[Lone MacReady II]

This might be autistic but I hate using the microwave, nothing ever tastes right

Suggestion, try microwaving what you want on lower heat for longer. Instead of zapping something and dehydrating it in a minute, you can power down to like 10%-20% and run it for 13 minutes. It's a lot more forgiving on your food or slop.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Mutha fuckng these. Just add salt and an extra gallon of peri-peri and I'm set.

 

[vomitusdeux]

They stopped fucking making them and I'm going to die mad.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lean-Cuisine-Features-Garlic-Chicken-Spring-Rolls-8-oz/16654196

 

[DankSmoker]

Frozen burritos, these specifically.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Frozen burritos, these specifically.
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Tina's is cringe shit, meet the real OG:


the breakfast ones are good shit:


Red's is the only frozen burrito I've had that 1) tastes like it actually contains what it says on the label and 2) doesn't degenerate into a sloppy disgusting mess during the cooking process

 

[Jason Wynn]

Most stuff comes out nasty in the microwave. Lazy way to cook.

That said, when I’m feeling lazy, Tina’s spicy beef burritos are like Jack in the Box food; you know it’s questionable to consume, probably don’t want to know what’s actually in it, but damn it hits the spot sometimes

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I let it cool on the drive to work, eat it in the car, toss the bowl when it's time to head into work.

 

[Catler]

The microwave PC brand butter chicken/rice. One of the few good microwave meals I’ve had.

This might be autistic but I hate using the microwave, nothing ever tastes right

It’s not autistic microwaves are just garbage. They exist so we can be lazy, not for high quality.

 

[DankSmoker]

Tina's is cringe shit, meet the real OG

Tina's has several decades on your hipster crap.