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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Winning Ralph will still be funny as shit cause he'll "celebrate" to own us and that should result in some great inebriated material.
 
Mantsu is one bad haircut away from being a walk-on pitcher for a minor league baseball team. Ralph is living in paradise and there’s no one he’d rather be with there!

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I think Ralph is pissed off that Harry isn’t sending May anymore money and that could be the “boycott”.

He probably found May somewhat tolerable because she came with money from her dad. It sounds like Harry was paying May to go and finish college online. The money stopped coming in when she finished school a few months ago. Something may have happened around Harry being a major funding source for May and Ralph.

Pretty sure Harry confirmed the other day that he was essentally providing Pantsu with an "allowance" while she was finishing education. But sometimes parents might do things like unspoken agreement extend that sort of arrangement if you know your kid is stuck in Mexico with the useless boyfriend they insist is totally making money dad (and you know it's doubtful)



This ended in January bar the Ralphawedding which the happy couple charged to daddy's card - they taunted him on twitter about it and I assume he cut off use of the card after. Pretty sure none of Harry's money has gone into the holiday to Italy - hence Ralph suddenly obsessed with telling papa Harry how he's fucking his daughter, has his grandkid ect. - which I mean...yeah you should be fucking your wife on your honeymoon, providing for her material needs and taking care of the baby - it's just kinda weird to brag to her dad about it.


Anyway easy W for Harry he just needs to not respond and let em get on with it. Responding just gives Ralph something to focus on for a few weeks.
 
Goddammit now Ethan Ralph won't be in a cartel video. Ralphabros win again.
 
Such an amazing Ralphamale W.

But the winning doesn't stop here, because Ralph is going to take all his gambling winnings and roll them onto the great value of +235 for the Lakers to make the playoffs.

I would personally be quite owned if he did this and bought a ranch with his gambling winnings.
 
He really thought criminally harassing his father in law wasn't a violation of ToS.
Ralph's turns W's (Chiefs win) into massive L's (prized Twitter).
 
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