Lolcows Named David aka "The Crazy Daves" - I notice a trend here...

[Feline Darkmage]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-avacado-wolfe-your-best-day-ever.20709/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-daubenmire-coachdavetv.20224/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dave-nordahl-warcorpse666.18675/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-chase-taylor.18126/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-j-stewart.17521/

Seriously, at this point I'll never name my kid Dave, because it seems to increase the chance he'll grow up to be a scammer, or an extremist moron, or a neckbeard moron, or a basement-dwelling schizophrenic, or a pedophile extremist moron...

 

[autisticdragonkin]

We should take all the names of lolcows and their proportion in the lolcow community and then compare them with the proportions worldwide and then do a hypothesis test to figure out whether there is a potential link between names and lolcowdom (and @Feline Darkmage will do it because I don't want to do all that work)

 

[broilerrx]

And don't forget the Primordial Lolcow, Dooly Tilly, who's first name is David, or Davo. The last three letters of his last name are Wil, but other than that, we don't have his full powerword.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I thought "Kevin" was the name for weird kids. I guess it's actually David.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

We should take all the names of lolcows and their proportion in the lolcow community

Chris and Phil appear more than once too.

 

[S-chan]

You forgot https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-chac-autphags-mentor-and-a-total-loon.17912/
And https://kiwifarms.net/threads/terry-a-davis-creator-of-templeos-formerly-losethos.325/

 

[Cable 7]

David Kelly and that one kid who Chris said as Bluespike, the ugly kid? Forgot who he was but I know that his first name was David.

 

[chimpburgers]

Mike or Michael is also another really common lolcow name that keeps popping up.

 

[女鬼]

I've noticed a number of Richards. Then again, most of the names listed here are fairly common.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

Phil is the common cunt name both lolcows and assholes ive seen irl alike,

i will never name my son Phil

 

[ActualKiwi]

I've noticed a number of Richards. Then again, most of the names listed here are fairly common.

Well of course, a lot of lolcows are dicks.

 

[Clown Doll]