If u could die any way you wanted how would it go down

[POWER IN MISERY]

I for one would love to be the first case of a strange new virus that causes you to vomit until you deflate like a balloon

 

[cypocryphy]

Suicide bombing 14 Branchland Court.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Vaporized out of existence in the first strike of a nuclear armageddon.

 

[Randall Fragg]

 

[on a serious note]

I want to die of good sex having

 

[Dr. Meme]

old age surrounded by friends and family or by blood loss after my dick gets caught in a fleshlight and i castrate myself on accident

 

[MongyPleb]

>get morbidly obese, then lose all the fat real fast so I've got a ton of extra skin.
>Go skydiving over NYC
>no parachute
>use extra skin as wingsit
>streak of glory
>get crushed to a pile of crushed flesh and bone and blood
>only my dick survives

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Shootout with the police after assassinating a Supreme Court Justice.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[millais]

Dying from drowning in pussy

 

[AnOminous]

Like this.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Blood eagle.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

In my bed, quietly. As I reflect on my life, I drop a snowglobe and as it shatters on the floor, I whisper a single, cryptic word....

..."julaaaaaaay...."

 

[polonium]

Dying is for chumps

 

[alex_theman]

by destroying reality.

 

[polonium]

by destroying reality.

You death will be the end of reality as you know it.

 

[Count groudon]

 

[Rou]

Instantly

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Anyone that hasn't answered this with "During a drug fueled mass orgy." is a complete fucking cuck.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Go down fighting.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Balls deep in farm animals