Heterosexual Kiwis, what is it like being heterosexual?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Do you guys really kiss girls on the mouth?

 

[White_N]

Heterosexual Kiwis, what is it like being heterosexual?​

You don't suck dick for cock. Simple as.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Dude, the fetish shit they do with girls goes beyond even that.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

We kiss girls on the vagina

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Yes, I even tried sticking my tongue in there once but it was awkward.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Girls have cuties.

 

[byuu]

Awful. All the strap-on wielding girls ruined my sphincter.

 

[Johnny Salami]

According to the (((MSM))) I've never kissed a girl, so can't tell you

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I don't kiss girls cause ya mum charges extra for that

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I saw a straight person holding hands with a women once and it made me sick

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Kissing girls sounds pretty faggy

 

[Book Thief]

Kissing girls sounds pretty faggy

Girls suck dick.
Girls also kiss boys.
Therefore, kissing girls means you're kissing your (or possibly somebody else's) dick. And that's gay.