🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votos: 429 66.7%
  • Yes.

    Votos: 114 17.7%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votos: 100 15.6%

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They don't live in the USA anymore. How long does one need to be a Mexican citizen before you can get similar benefits?
Could be different if they have duel citizenship. If they have duel citizenship they could still get benefits from the state. I believe it is the same in regards for duel citizens to vote. If Ralph is a full time Mexican citizen then he can't vote anymore in US elections but if he has duel citizenship he still can. It would be seen as traitorous to the AF crowd that Ralph courts if he abandon his American citizenship for a Mexican one.
 
They don't live in the USA anymore. How long does one need to be a Mexican citizen before you can get similar benefits?
There ain't none of that shit south of the border, gringo. Mexican welfare is about as good as their tap water.
Could be different if they have duel citizenship. If they have duel citizenship they could still get benefits from the state. I believe it is the same in regards for duel citizens to vote. If Ralph is a full time Mexican citizen then he can't vote anymore in US elections but if he has duel citizenship he still can. It would be seen as traitorous to the AF crowd that Ralph courts if he abandon his American citizenship for a Mexican one.
Hopefully he knows if you're an American citizen outside the country you still have to file a tax return and pay taxes on your income. I suspect the rage pig doesn't have a whole lot of the latter item but seeing him slammed with an $10,000 fine for failure to file would be hilarious.

The IRS *always* collects its debts, rage pig. File your 1040.
 
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Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:

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Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.
It's the defining factor of Ralph's lolcowdom. His persona, nay (neighhhhhhh. Get it?) his entire ego, is dependent on trying to get the W on the alogs. The dumb wigger's drug addled brain can't fathom that he's in the lower percentile of income.

But what he REALLY can't comprehend on any level is that there are people who make 2x? 3x? 5x?? even on this forum that don't feel the same ragepiggery as he does. Sane lolcow enjoyers don't have that urge to one-up a completely random Internet person, much less Ethan Oliver Ralph because there's no fucking point.

Now he's bragging about a spontaneous trip to Rome where he:
-Spent more time traveling to Rome, than in Rome.
-Spent more time in his hotel in Rome, than in Rome.
-Spent more time on Kiwi Farms and Twitter in Rome, than in Rome
-And eating a god damn pizza of all things.

No one is jealous of any of that shit. Not a single soul that isn't sucking dick for cock out on the streets or the furry convention.

White trash annoys me with great fervor since I witnessed butterfly doors on a Honda Civic FFS. The owner even coped similar to Ethan after being made fun of relentlessly (i.e. "you're a hater"). White trash behavior is my soul's antithesis and beyond me.
 
Damn Ralph hs aged badly

It seems like every week the Rage Pig ages by an additional 5 years. He looks fucking 80+ years of age, is fat, erratic and insane and has a Gunt. 6E6F1167-F901-489B-A24A-0E967B2CCAF6.jpeg
Ralph literally looks like a disheveled stinky hobo from New York. Makes sense since he’s a fake Southerner and a total wigger
 
Damn Ralph hs aged badly

It seems like every week the Rage Pig ages by an additional 5 years. He looks fucking 80+ years of age, is fat, erratic and insane and has a Gunt.Ver archivo adjunto 4392456
Ralph literally looks like a disheveled stinky hobo from New York. Makes sense since he’s a fake Southerner and a total wigger
NGL I love seeing that lazy eye in the left pigslit. A gift from Portugal to the United States.

Maybe Amanda should consider the Wern, he somehow manages to look far better than Ralph despite not only being older but sleeping rough off and on for the past decade.
 
Here's the shitty hotel Ethan Ralph is nesting at.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g187791-d232875-Reviews-The_Guardian-Rome_Lazio.html
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-k...aceful-sunset-productions.81183/post-14549220

Naturally, the most expensive in a sea of shit. 5 STAR DAYZ!
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Ratings are decent, 4.6/5 actually. It's a shame he has to throw food wrapping everywhere.

Did anyone ever find out which restaurant he feasted at? Several surrounding ones are a match, with an English language menu and obviously catered to fat Americans who judge Italian food by the amount of cheese it contains.
 
Damn Ralph hs aged badly

It seems like every week the Rage Pig ages by an additional 5 years. He looks fucking 80+ years of age, is fat, erratic and insane and has a Gunt.Ver archivo adjunto 4392456
Ralph literally looks like a disheveled stinky hobo from New York. Makes sense since he’s a fake Southerner and a total wigger
As the damn dirty Aylogs score more victories, the age of Ralph's liver catches up to him.
 
This is not going over so well with groypers. Don't worry though, EsoFaggy is there to sweep it up with some delusional takes. Really shameful display and he's probably doing it for free.
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Edit: Not all groypers. Some don't understand the difference between having sex with your wife and making an incredibly vulgar tweet directed at her father.
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EsoShaggy is just Ralph's janny at this point

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As the damn dirty Aylogs score more victories, the age of Ralph's liver catches up to him.
His organs and telomeres are also a-logs
 
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Damn Ralph hs aged badly

It seems like every week the Rage Pig ages by an additional 5 years. He looks fucking 80+ years of age, is fat, erratic and insane and has a Gunt.Ver archivo adjunto 4392456
Ralph literally looks like a disheveled stinky hobo from New York. Makes sense since he’s a fake Southerner and a total wigger
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The resemblance is so uncanny that it is frightening. Remember that the picture below was taken when Lowtax was near the end of his life. Likewise I think it is safe for us to say the same in regards to Ralph.
 
To procreate, duuuh
No way Ralph can fit in a broom closet to do that.

Nothing like embarrassing your wife on your honeymoon!
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So with Ralph, I am going to assume the worst and say that he bonked Pantsu May in front of Rozy.
 
Someone get in cogs dead show and tell him and Dan to quit slacking. We need blood for the blood god already.
 
So Ralphamale wins again, huh? Sorry, Jersh, seems like you are not a wizard after all.
Also I like how Ralph called her bitch, whore, threatened to release "real tapes" (I presume an euphemism for homemade porn of him thumbing May's ear or something) and she just took it. Now that The Ralphamale has crossed the line and she still got back his subconcious knows that he can push her whichever way he wants and she will just take it again. This looks like a start of a beautiful abusive relationship.
 
Kinda surprised it's the first time he's bragged to Harry about this. Unless this is the first time the Memphis micro has gotten wet since the feud started.

Also there's no way Ralph ever uses condoms.
 
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