🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[metroid_fetish]

Wait a minute, he's not wearing his wedding/pawpaw's ring

Currently jingling around in the may-nus of the fuck horse.

 

[Chemtrails]

Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:



Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You forget Meigh is a pick me.
This is flattering to her.
Ralph is bragging about fucking her. She must be swooning
When the boys in high school used her for sex it was shameful and they probably threatened her not to tell anyone

Still, there’s not a single person Meigh knows in the world who’d say “good job putting a ring on that hoof”.

 

[EggImpregnator]

I'd like to take a moment to postulate as to what happened with this episode of Ralph's retarded life. I'm going to assume for the moment that this in fact was a gay op, and Pantsu never left him.

Lets take a moment to recap the past few weeks of Ralph drama
- Ralphamania
Ralphamania was boring. It sucked ass. Ralph lost money. Ralph got served. Ralph couldn't even get the alogs to talk about it for more than a day. I would call it a disaster, but there was no big explosion. It was just so boring. Absolute dearth of content.
- Pill stream 2.0
Following ralphamania, Ralph fell into a week long cocaine and booze bender. This was probably caused by terrible depression and stress. During this time Ralph got exposed as a cocaine user. He also made cozy.tv look atrocious, as a fat alcoholic was the top streamer on the website. In fact, Ralph was temporarily removed from the cozy.tv front page/featured streamers. He also revealed he's very low on cash.
He also got into a very Jack Murphy-esque meltdown while talking to Stardust. When she brought up his extremely embarrassing sex tape, he absolutely exploded and starting ranting about her "spread pussy lips".

After these events occurred, he found himself in an even worse spot than his retarded ass usually is. Not only were the alogs destroying him, but he found himself losing favor with other cozy.tv streamers, and probably nick Fuentes himself. I also can't imagine the core ralphamale fanbase enjoying cocaine fucked up turbo-retard ralph. Then he gets into a fight with Pantsu that ends up getting him kicked off a plane.

So what's a drug addled, obese, retarded, broke, and washed up pig supposed to do when the walls are closing in? When his friends are getting tired of him and his horse is threating to leave him?

KAYFABE

As he mulls over Pantsu's threat of leaving him, an idea pops into his alcohol damaged brain. "Lets turn this L into a W". He becomes so desperate and hungry for anything that could he could shill to his fans as a win, that he abruptly tweets out that Pantsu left him. Before he even had time to logically think through this retarded scheme, he just slings out some bullshit on Twitter. Watering at the mounth for the moment he can own the alogs. And once Pantsu's dad messaged her, he thought on the fly how he could spin this into an L for Harry Morris. Hence the "lol he got worked" bullshit.

So that's my theory. Ralph was so horrendously down bad, he very poorly designed a plan to make it seem like he had an extremely epic win to the retards that support him.

 

[darkprince56]

all of which accurately sums up Henry VIII’s behaviour

History lover here...but descriptions of Henry in his youth say he was tall, handsome, energetic & athletic w/a nice physique. He grew fat after his jousting accident where he burst a leg varicose vein that progressed to an ulcer that never healed. Caused him great pain & he couldn't be the athlete he was before. They speculate that he had some sort of head trauma from that accident (was passed out for hours due to a severe concussion) because that's when a change to his personality was noticeable. That's when he turned more tyrannical & piled on weight.

Ethan (has always had the unfortunate Cushing's body) & no doubt also received brain damage during Portugal 1 as his spiraling has accelerated since then.

 

[MeltyTW]

It is one thing to father white children but it is another to sire retarded, useless white trash. Ralph's kids sure as fuck aren't going to be in STEM fields or be masters of industry like these delusional groypers think. The only future that awaits Ralph's kids is either being convicted felons or single mothers with 5 children from 5 different fathers. Any piece of white trash can sire kids. It takes a special man to be a father. Ralph is not that man and it pisses me off that these groyper faggots want to bring in more trouble children from broken homes into the world because "Muh saving the white race!"

Yeah that was always retarded to me white people envying people poverty breeding. If more bodies equals more power 1 to 1 then India would be a superpower. Good things worth fighting for are often rarer, it's why you have to protect it so hard. Envying mass breeding in poverty is like envying insects or orcs or envying the lifeless sea reclaiming the few and impressive treasures that it envelopes. Humans were made to fight the tide

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Nothing like embarrassing your wife on your honeymoon!
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Ralph really likes to do the Soyjak expression

 

[Chemtrails]

As he mulls over Pantsu's threat of leaving him, an idea pops into his alcohol damaged brain. "Lets turn this L into a W". He becomes so desperate and hungry for anything that could he could shill to his fans as a win, that he abruptly tweets out that Pantsu left him. Before he even had time to logically think through this retarded scheme, he just slings out some bullshit on Twitter. Watering at the mounth for the moment he can own the alogs. And once Pantsu's dad messaged her, he thought on the fly how he could spin this into an L for Harry Morris. Hence the "lol he got worked" bullshit.

So that's my theory. Ralph was so horrendously down bad, he very poorly designed a plan to make it seem like he had an extremely epic win to the retards that support him.

I think the tweets would have been a bit more....edifying if they were a contrived content creation/a-log owning scheme. The whole thing seems a bit too messy for that. I think in his confused drunken (or maybe alcohol withdrawn?) state, he may have truly believed May left with his child when he couldn't find her in the airport for a bit once separated.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'd like to take a moment to postulate as to what happened with this episode of Ralph's retarded life. I'm going to assume for the moment that this in fact was a gay op, and Pantsu never left him.

Lets take a moment to recap the past few weeks of Ralph drama
- Ralphamania
Ralphamania was boring. It sucked ass. Ralph lost money. Ralph got served. Ralph couldn't even get the alogs to talk about it for more than a day. I would call it a disaster, but there was no big explosion. It was just so boring. Absolute dearth of content.
- Pill stream 2.0
Following ralphamania, Ralph fell into a week long cocaine and booze bender. This was probably caused by terrible depression and stress. During this time Ralph got exposed as a cocaine user. He also made cozy.tv look atrocious, as a fat alcoholic was the top streamer on the website. In fact, Ralph was temporarily removed from the cozy.tv front page/featured streamers. He also revealed he's very low on cash.
He also got into a very Jack Murphy-esque meltdown while talking to Stardust. When she brought up his extremely embarrassing sex tape, he absolutely exploded and starting ranting about her "spread pussy lips".

After these events occurred, he found himself in an even worse spot than his retarded ass usually is. Not only were the alogs destroying him, but he found himself losing favor with other cozy.tv streamers, and probably nick Fuentes himself. I also can't imagine the core ralphamale fanbase enjoying cocaine fucked up turbo-retard ralph. Then he gets into a fight with Pantsu that ends up getting him kicked off a plane.

So what's a drug addled, obese, retarded, broke, and washed up pig supposed to do when the walls are closing in? When his friends are getting tired of him and his horse is threating to leave him?

KAYFABE

As he mulls over Pantsu's threat of leaving him, an idea pops into his alcohol damaged brain. "Lets turn this L into a W". He becomes so desperate and hungry for anything that could he could shill to his fans as a win, that he abruptly tweets out that Pantsu left him. Before he even had time to logically think through this retarded scheme, he just slings out some bullshit on Twitter. Watering at the mounth for the moment he can own the alogs. And once Pantsu's dad messaged her, he thought on the fly how he could spin this into an L for Harry Morris. Hence the "lol he got worked" bullshit.

So that's my theory. Ralph was so horrendously down bad, he very poorly designed a plan to make it seem like he had an extremely epic win to the retards that support him.

Nah I think they had a really bad fight, made up, he says it's kayfabe because he has pantsu pantsu doesn't want pics though, he reads kf and gets angry enough to brow beat her into doing it anyway so he can try and claim that that was a work too

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:

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Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.

Keemstar is one of the easiest people on earth to ignore and not have some undying vendetta against, because it’s almost impossible to take his Tim-Pool-meets-TMZ takes seriously.

But Ralph has no audience, and while the nose needs work, keem married a human female. The jealousy keeps him awake at night, and when Meigh fires up the forklift to move his gunt out of the way, Ralph is fantasizing about hollering at Brantley about her pussy.

 

[break these cuffs]

Keemstar is one of the easiest people on earth to ignore and not have some undying vendetta against, because it’s almost impossible to take his Tim-Pool-meets-TMZ takes seriously.

But Ralph has no audience, and while the nose needs work, keem married a human female. The jealousy keeps him awake at night, and when Meigh fires up the forklift to move his gunt out of the way, Ralph is fantasizing about hollering at Brantley about her pussy.

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She wears sunglasses for pictures indoors? In a dingy bar no less? I'm not convinced she isn't as dumb and ugly as Meigh.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'd like to take a moment to postulate as to what happened with this episode of Ralph's retarded life. I'm going to assume for the moment that this in fact was a gay op, and Pantsu never left him.

Lets take a moment to recap the past few weeks of Ralph drama
- Ralphamania
Ralphamania was boring. It sucked ass. Ralph lost money. Ralph got served. Ralph couldn't even get the alogs to talk about it for more than a day. I would call it a disaster, but there was no big explosion. It was just so boring. Absolute dearth of content.
- Pill stream 2.0
Following ralphamania, Ralph fell into a week long cocaine and booze bender. This was probably caused by terrible depression and stress. During this time Ralph got exposed as a cocaine user. He also made cozy.tv look atrocious, as a fat alcoholic was the top streamer on the website. In fact, Ralph was temporarily removed from the cozy.tv front page/featured streamers. He also revealed he's very low on cash.
He also got into a very Jack Murphy-esque meltdown while talking to Stardust. When she brought up his extremely embarrassing sex tape, he absolutely exploded and starting ranting about her "spread pussy lips".

After these events occurred, he found himself in an even worse spot than his retarded ass usually is. Not only were the alogs destroying him, but he found himself losing favor with other cozy.tv streamers, and probably nick Fuentes himself. I also can't imagine the core ralphamale fanbase enjoying cocaine fucked up turbo-retard ralph. Then he gets into a fight with Pantsu that ends up getting him kicked off a plane.

So what's a drug addled, obese, retarded, broke, and washed up pig supposed to do when the walls are closing in? When his friends are getting tired of him and his horse is threating to leave him?

KAYFABE

As he mulls over Pantsu's threat of leaving him, an idea pops into his alcohol damaged brain. "Lets turn this L into a W". He becomes so desperate and hungry for anything that could he could shill to his fans as a win, that he abruptly tweets out that Pantsu left him. Before he even had time to logically think through this retarded scheme, he just slings out some bullshit on Twitter. Watering at the mounth for the moment he can own the alogs. And once Pantsu's dad messaged her, he thought on the fly how he could spin this into an L for Harry Morris. Hence the "lol he got worked" bullshit.

So that's my theory. Ralph was so horrendously down bad, he very poorly designed a plan to make it seem like he had an extremely epic win to the retards that support him.

He really thought she had left when he sent those tweets. It was only after he realized she didn't that he invented the joke bit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She wears sunglasses for pictures indoors? In a dingy bar no less? I'm not convinced she isn't as dumb and ugly as Meigh.

Come on, you know Ralph reads this

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

That’ll do RagePig.
Boast about your Brooks Bros couture lol, but your whore wife is still wearing her grimy blue quilt jacket and Pink brand bum bag. Pathetic!
Go back to ‘work’ so we can ignore you for another six months till something stupid sets you off again for an international humiliation ritual meltdown.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Is it truly a "vacation" when you never leave the internet?

 

[VuedouThe2nd]

Imagine being in Roma, and you can't take even a day off of the internet to not cope and seethe

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Wait a minute, he's not wearing his wedding/pawpaw's ring

His finger probably went septic from wearing it. I’d think he tore it off and threw it in the trash when his whore ran away, but then remembered it’s his pawpaw’s ring. He’s too poor for a gold wedding band large enough to fit his obese fingers.

She truly is a case study in humiliation fetishism. Usually the “scumbags” women are attracted to are good-looking, buff, and/or chad outlaw bullies with big dicks. But Relph checks none of those boxes. He’s just a wigger dork with a tiny penis. He is a tomato can who gets styled upon everywhere he goes—a total joke. It seems that traditional “bad boy” attraction doesn’t apply.

That’s why I believe Meigh is attracted to, not Ralph, but the negative attention he gets. It is the attention from the A-logs that makes her feel important, and validates her otherwise worthless existence. When Meigh reads this thread and sees people calling her a filthy pedophile and ugly horse bride whore, her nasty rancid pussy gets wet. If people ever stopped fucking with Ralph, they would stop caring about her too, and she would lose that validation. And at that point, she would have to seek notoriety by other means. Just my take on it.

The dynamic between Meigh and Harry is definitely a factor in her dating preferences somehow. Not to get too Freudian here, but could there be something about Ralph that reminds Meigh of Harry? People see a Vickers-Ralph connection, but I see a lot of parallels with Harry (with Harry obviously displaying those parallels in more modest proportions). I also understand that Meigh has strong negative feelings about her mother, Jolene. IIRC, Jolene left Harry, or cheated on him. So is that Meigh hates Harry, or is it more that Meigh is becoming Jolene? Does Jolene have the same aversion to stability Meigh has? Does she also seek out negative attention? It would explain a lot.

But yeah, clearly Meigh’s got some weird, complicated psychological shit going on.

May is not very bright and very vapid. I think she believes Ralph is like Harry just minor differences like no education, no career, low intelligence, a foot and a half shorter, raging addictions, mental illness etc…

I think May thought Harry would be proud of her dating an alt-right lolcow like Gunt. A year ago she was bragging about her Dad (and mom) listening to the KS with her. I recall her claiming she made her parents listening to him tard out in Texas after he left her in Rochester with the baby. Given Ralph’s ego I bet he totally believed Harry was a big KS fan and her family was impressed with e-celeb status. I think a big reason the civil relations blew up was Ralph finally realized May’s entire family hated him and think he’s a disgusting loser.

Jolene probably blames Harry’s fringe politics and him initially supporting her very bad idea relationships for the current situation. At this point I think they all realize she’s just in a classic abusive relationship but it being so humiliating and public makes it even worse.

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Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:

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Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.

LMAO. Brooks Brothers filed for bankruptcy three years ago and got bought out by some cheap fashion conglomerate so it could use the brand name. Even before the bankruptcy BB had been dead, a shadow of itself, its quality down the tubes thanks to poor quality Chinese production. It had basically been known as an airport store brand for the past fifteen years and not much more.

All this tells you is Gunt has no winter clothes because they got left in Harry’s garage and Gunt was forced to buy something to wear at the airport because he was freezing. It’s sort of sad Ralph thinks buying a cheap jacket at the airport is a big deal.

He’s also way too poor to buy nice Italian clothes while he’s actually in Italy, so he will flex about his luxury airport terminal fashion.

Imagine going to Italy and buying Chinese made clothes at the airport. Pathetic.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nah I think they had a really bad fight

This is the only thing I am 100% certain happened.

Let's say they had a fight over a stroller like Ralph said. Ralph is incapable of acting civilized in any situation, let alone a fight. He'd do the Ragepig thing where he'd just call May every name in the book because that's literally only thing he knows, and probably thinks it's not out of the ordinary behavior, and woman reacted to it and told him "what she thought". I'm really curious why Ralph didn't say what was it that woman told him. I assume it was along the lines of "don't talk to her that way"

Ralph and May had no opportunity to settle their argument before they got separated. Woman interrupted them mid fight, they were escorted out, and then separated. That's when Ralph thought May fled (LOL) went into a bar and tweeted about Morris whore and upcoming revenge porn. He didn't explain why he had a long conversation with her mother either.

How they settled it (if they indeed did) I've no clue but I have some funny ideas, too many to start listing them all. Ralph can yapp all day how everything was fine between them the entire time but the fact is that he was the one, the first one to think that his marriage was over and done with. Only he knows why he doesn't have faith in their relationship. May might have settled for him, and intends to be a doormat till death takes one of them, but even if that is the case it's not enough for Ralph to feel confident in their relationship.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:

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Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.

Gotta love how no matter what he does, he is worried about what the internet thinks and has to cope/explain everything. He can't do a single thing without the fear that he will somehow be made fun of online.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Late to the discussion, but the text of this tweet (which I havent seen posted yet, just the photo) is particularly entertaining:

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Truly only someone with very little wealth (and even less sense) would think that owning a Brooks Brothers jacket and flying to Rome for 3 days is a sign of wealth. Many, many people have the money to do these things (a 3 day trip to Rome for 2 could probably be done for under 2500 easily. Brooks Bros jacket at full retail is what, $200?). Most do not, because they prioritize things like saving for their retirement, or their children's education, or even a much longer planned vacation. One you could actually see the city on. Nearly anyone at median family income level in the US *can* purchase Brooks Bros clothes or fly to Rome on a whim. They may even get the whim to do these things. But then they promptly realize it's a retarded whim and do something more responsible with the money.

There are people to whom this kind of money is no object, but you know them when you see them - the Ralph family is not in this position.

That's because Ralph is a high time preference wigger who acts nigger rich all the time for twitter flexes. He doesn't understand savings or investing because he grew up in an environment that didn't teach him patience or to think ahead, also he is retard. It's why when he received a sizeable sum of bitcoin he immediately cashed it; if I remember correctly had he waited a few weeks it would've doubled in price too. He bought a $200 jacket for no other reason than because he had $200 on him. Not $200 in savings, but $200 in donations that he had to spend immediately. He spent more on a jacket than on his child stroller, that's how retarded he is. That $200 would've been better in a hedge fund (or just sitting in a savings account for Rozy when she's older) than on a jacket he wore a few times in Rome and will never wear again BUT Ethan Ralph gets to flex and own the haters pretending to live that rock style life for a few fans on twitter when everyone else can see him for what he is: a broke retarded wigger with no impulse control. That's how retarded Ethan Ralph is.