🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Pill Cosby]

Lmfao his eye is almost onto the fucking floor

He’s going for that Sloth look.

 

[AltisticRight]

So why is Ethan Ralph thinking about Harry when he's inseminating the lolicon stallion???

Wanna share something with the class, Ethan?

 

[Got Milk!]

Someone door dash Plan B and several vinegar douches to The Ralph’s room asap. And a VR head seat for Roxicet with a nice family program.

And some oversized noise cancelling headphones.

I don't know if you get much more white trash than getting booted from a flight for fighting with people, separating at the airport, tweets calling your freshly minted wife a whorse and go right into "let's have another baby" within a 3 day time span. Then the capstone of tweeting your father in law about the deed. Never change Ralph.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

So why is Ethan Ralph thinking about Harry when he's inseminating the lolicon stallion???

Wanna share something with the class, Ethan?

We’ve know for years that he can’t get hard without huffing shit. Reminds him of Ronnie

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is not going over so well with groypers. Don't worry though, EsoFaggy is there to sweep it up with some delusional takes. Really shameful display and he's probably doing it for free.

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Edit: Not all groypers. Some don't understand the difference between having sex with your wife and making an incredibly vulgar tweet directed at her father.

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[RollerGator]

I would’ve thought that, but the Cog and Dan confrontation vid fucked me up. They actually made me feel simultaneously disgusted by and sorry for him because of how insanely pathetic he is.. For all the ragepig antics, he’s incapable of standing up on his own power and will sit in his own mess crying. He actually fucking held his hand out to Dan, the guy who had just knocked him over, for help up.

So Ralph isn’t even a real person. No matter what hollering happens, that episode demonstrated the genuine limits of his pride, self sufficiency, masculinity, et cet.

I don't know how that video could make anyone feel bad, it was hilarious!

 

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@AnOminous any idea how we find out what the right name is for the FAA records to FOIA on this 'incident'?

 

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- midface too long
- hairline receded
- negative canthal tilt
- oversized glabella
- flat nasal bridge
- overall poor definition

Low/flat nasal bridge is another FAS feature though. It all fits, I’m telling you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If the horse gets pregnant from this, then I hope the child will be a faggot or a girl. Extra points if Gunt dies during the pregnancy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't know how that video could make anyone feel bad, it was hilarious!Ver archivo adjunto 4389404

I feel jealous if anything. I mean look at him. He’s not fit, he’s not fast, not even hitting back. You can really just take your time beating him at your leisure.

 

[HackerX]

So why is Ethan Ralph thinking about Harry when he's inseminating the lolicon stallion???

Wanna share something with the class, Ethan?

Same reason why May thinks of her sister or animated children. Bad brain syndrome. Only curable by rope.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't know how that video could make anyone feel bad, it was hilarious!Ver archivo adjunto 4389404

He just looks so literally retarded that you forget for a second all the dumb shit he said and did to get there, and it just looks like someone beating up a defenseless retard.

I want to be clear that I support Dan and Cog over it happening, and Ralph could’ve been on a much better trajectory if he got more strategic beatings in his life.

But it just looks like someone dumped him out of one of those motorized wheelchairs for deathfats and he’s being all helpless, squirming around.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous any idea how we find out what the right name is for the FAA records to FOIA on this 'incident'?

I'd assume they'd at least identify the perp. So Ethan Oliver Ralph.

And generally https://www.faa.gov/foia

This is fucking rich:

In recognition of the President's Coronavirus Guidelines for America and following the Department's guidance to take all necessary precautions to protect the health and safety of the Department's workforce, the FOIA team is working remotely and not able to process any requests mailed or faxed to the office. Any requests received by mail or fax after Monday, March 16, 2020, may not be processed until employees are able to return safely to the office. If you wish to resubmit your request, please send it to the following e-mail address: 7-awa-arc-foia@faa.gov.

Biden sure loves this continuing state of "emergency" doesn't he? No we can just totally ignore FOIA requests now thanks to "muh mergency."

Anyway good luck getting anything interesting before Ralph dies. I think you'd have better luck finding people who were personally there when the rage pig was a hootin and a hollerin who saw him get dragged off the plane.

Also note, people can FOIA your own FOIA requests. So you could conceivably get doxed as the person who made the request.

 

[Zilortha]

Nah, tbh I think she is just born ugly. There's nothing super wrong with her face the proportions and sizes are just all a bit off:
- midface too long
- hairline receded
- negative canthal tilt
- oversized glabella
- flat nasal bridge
- overall poor definition

The almost complete lack of philtrum might be an indicator but I dunno.

Yeah I think she just has unfortunate features. But what I think is worse is that she does very little to mask those features or accentuate the things she has going for her.

Maybe that's just a result of being a new mother and having other stuff to worry about (for example: a 400lb alcoholic screaming and waking your baby up at all hours of the night), but she's stopped putting much (if any) effort into her appearance.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah I think she just has unfortunate features. But what I think is worse is that she does very little to mask those features or accentuate the things she has going for her.

So like, a paper bag over her head?

 

[PaladinBoo]

This is not going over so well with groypers. Don't worry though, EsoFaggy is there to sweep it up with some delusional takes. Really shameful display and he's probably doing it for free.
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Edit: Not all groypers. Some don't understand the difference between having sex with your wife and making an incredibly vulgar tweet directed at her father.
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It is one thing to father white children but it is another to sire retarded, useless white trash. Ralph's kids sure as fuck aren't going to be in STEM fields or be masters of industry like these delusional groypers think. The only future that awaits Ralph's kids is either being convicted felons or single mothers with 5 children from 5 different fathers. Any piece of white trash can sire kids. It takes a special man to be a father. Ralph is not that man and it pisses me off that these groyper faggots want to bring in more trouble children from broken homes into the world because "Muh saving the white race!"

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Harry is a faggot cuck if he ever talks to meigh again at this point and hasn't written her out of his will. If my daughter did this with a degenerate loser like Ralph I would burn all the shit she has left at my house like pictures and mementos from here childhood and send her a few pics of the ashes, then block her and declare her dead to me. Total disrespect to Harry by his own fucked up mentally ill daughter.

Shit like this is why you should have 2-3 kids, in case one becomes a ralph or a meigh and you need to cut them off without a second thought.

I dunno, in a way I kinda feel sorry for Meigh but the real victim in all this is Rozy. Abusers typically try to isolate their victims and what better way to isolate someone than to drag them to Mexico and estrange them from their family. As despicable as Meigh is imagine how terrifying it must be to be stuck in a foreign country (whether that be Italy or Mexico) with an unstable drug addict/drunk like Ralph. A pissed off horse can be very dangerous but a rampaging feral hog can be even worse. In some states feral hogs are such a menace they can be shot and killed on sight. Ralph and Meigh are both adults and they deserve each other but poor Cozy Rozy is still just an innocent baby and stands to pay the greatest cost of Ralph and Meigh's fuck ups. I really don't blame Harry for keeping an escape route open for Meigh, especially for the sake of his granddaughter.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Maybe that's just a result of being a new mother and having other stuff to worry about (for example: a 400lb alcoholic screaming and waking your baby up at all hours of the night), but she's stopped putting much (if any) effort into her appearance.

She married Ethan Ralph. And stays with Ethan Ralph, who publicly called her a whore and threatened to release revenge porn because she took a cool down time off after a public trad out by her husband. May has stopped putting effort into anything because she's given up.

I'd feel sad in her, like you feel sad for a quadriplegic who dived head first into murky water and broke their neck. But I don't, bitch jumped in head first into crystal clear shallow water after seeing Faith Vickers do the same thing.

 

[Boom Boss]

May is insane for finding Ralph attractive.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I dunno, in a way I kinda feel sorry for Meigh but the real victim in all this is Rozy. Abusers typically try to isolate their victims and what better way to isolate someone than to drag them to Mexico and estrange them from their family. As despicable as Meigh is imagine how terrifying it must be to be stuck in a foreign country (whether that be Italy or Mexico) with an unstable drug addict/drunk like Ralph. A pissed off horse can be very dangerous but a rampaging feral hog can be even worse. In some states feral hogs are such a menace they can be shot and killed on sight. Ralph and Meigh are both adults and they deserve each other but poor Cozy Rozy is still just an innocent baby and stands to pay the greatest cost of Ralph and Meigh's fuck ups. I really don't blame Harry for keeping an escape route open for Meigh, especially for the sake of his granddaughter.

I’m going to be honest here and admit I don’t really care about Rozy.gov.cozy.tv.com.

I have my own kids that are 0% gunt and won’t grow up to be burdens on society. I sure as fuck don’t have time to fantasize about taking care of Ralph’s for him.

That said, yeah, I think it’s fair to characterize Meigh’s domestic situation as abuse. But let’s learn from it.

Continuing to be abused is a choice. She’s not shackled or well-hitched to a fence or anything. Her legs work.

She at least did not resist any of the shit Ralph gave Harry. She’s a traitor to her own family, and the responsibility is ultimately hers, not Ralph’s