🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Pigtoad]

The story of the Ralphamale oscillates between being so pathetic that you didn’t think it was possible, and everything he does is stupid and funny. Both happen to be occurring at the same time right now.

It's a rollercoaster of emotions.

 

[beautiful person]

It's a dent in his face from the sunglasses he wears all the time.

Basically he's too fat and his sunglasses are pressing into his face.

The sunglasses he wears all the time to cover up how fucked up his eyes are after getting his orbital bone surgically repaired.

 

[AltisticRight]

So they had left the gate and had to turn back to kick them off? lmao

Yeah, flying is serious business. They had a hollering hog that must be wrangled. In an ideal world, they'll just throw him out of an emergency exit. In reality, the plane must go back and all the passengers who made themselves comfy must be escorted out, to begin the entire check-in process again. Picture yourself on a business trip arranged last hour by your inconsiderate faggot boss and you miss a meeting because some Pillbilly wigger was hollering about his microneedle being sucked, with gay wrassle terms no less.

That's why his gayop cope makes zero sense. So he got kicked off the plane intentionally, or he got kicked off and decided to conjure up some faggy fucking operation with his "whore not wife" to dab on her father? In what world does this make any sense? He probably thought it wasn't possible for anyone to access those audio exchanges. It blew up right in his face. He got the boot, Amanda and cozy.tv Rozy enjoyed maybe 10 hours without the deadbeat hollering pig. He's a bigger nuisance than a crying baby who cannot help themself.

Gay, fat baby.

I fear that this harvest will be the last. The feats of the Gunt can only be so great before the corn requires a sacrifice. I think we will see true rock bottom this year.

People said that when the sex tape dropped and his subforum was made months after.

 

[Rakovnik]

Why would he not take a photo with his wife and daughter at dinner to continue owning the alogs? His phone is charging from the battery on the table and is leaned up against something

 

[JarJar Stinks]

With all he's done/not done how could she go through with the marriage?

50% of or all his shit and money lol

 

[LanceHaver]

I don't think Ralph really has any fans anymore. Probably a handful of parasocial paypigs plugging holes in a sinking ship DSP style.

The only person I know who is still a legit fan of Ralph is an obese NEET who watches monkey torture videos and jokes about baby rape

 

[veritarded]

where is the KILLSTREAM QUEEN?

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autists… what do you think?

also has his nose always been that fucked

 

[6thRanger]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is the King of the sektur. All the gay ops, fake rumors and attacks on him don't come close to his day to day behavior. Everyone who peddles fake news, obviously absurd speculation and spergs out should be ashamed of themselves. Ethan Ralph is an elite content producer. There is no other living being on this planet who could produce such mind and side shattering content year after year. I kneel. Ethan is King. He may be the funniest retard to ever walk God's green earth. What a hell of a man. I'm in awe.

 

[free_protons4u]

The hollerin' victim on the Delta flight last night has strongly implied it is Ralph

https://twitter.com/avborges/status/1619941796179767296

 

[UCantCCPMe]

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Ralph is apparently modeling his look after The Dude from The Big Lebowski

 

[Chuddybuddy]

where is the KILLSTREAM QUEEN?
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autists… what do you think?
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When the fuck was this taken because even Ralph couldn't be this stupid to use this as "proof" how he's above it all, right?

 

[heathercho]

where is the KILLSTREAM QUEEN?
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He looks like a knock off Jim Henson Anything Muppet.

 

[LanceHaver]

Wrestling is fucking gay and anyone who unironically uses the terms "mark" and "worked" should have their penile cavity rearranged by a blunt instrument.

He went above Tonka levels of cringe long ago. He's the only other guy in the sektur that had this level of wrestling brainrot

 

[Victim2988]

I bet the reason why gunty had to modify the story of the "prank" to not include him being thrown off the plane as a part of the "work" was to avoid to be sued by the company. The slightest delay in operation is costing millions to the flight operators. I don't think the airline would be so pleased to hear that it was part of a prank. Or see his tweets bragging about screaming "eat a dick" to other passengers. Especially from a sex offender felon with an history of violence.

 

[The Piscine Pope]

He may have just reached the point where his brain is so fried from the booze and drugs that he actually thinks Meigh is with him and that they managed to fly to Rome.

 

[LanceHaver]

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It's called a deviated septum - that happens after years/decades of snorting drugs. Check out Artie Lange for the end result (usually a hole in the septum or total cartilage breakdown):

 

[veritarded]

It's called a deviated septum - that happens after years/decades of snorting drugs. Check out Artie Lange for the end result (usually a hole in the septum or total cartilage breakdown):
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i remember nick fuentes said he had a deviated septum

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Did KC cancel after Ralph revealed the gay op? Assuming for a second that this was all an elaborate ‘work’ by Ralph, all he accomplished was getting a stream out of cog (literally who cares) and to get KF hyped about the horse exodus.

If it was an op, why would he do the grand reveal when he did? All he had to do was stretch it out for a few hours longer and KC would have done a stream on it, a stream which would have aged like milk and given him something to laugh at Andy and PPP for years to come.

He would have known they were going to stream, no doubt the gunt guards in his discord watch the KC like a hawk and would have told him if they scheduled a stream. Besides, if he was reading the thread, he would have found out from here too.

 

[Naoto]

Ralph's glorious work n' swerve rivals to the great storylines in WWF history. I can see Ralph becoming a top guy on Monday Night Raw. This will be how he's introduced.
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST.mp4

There would need to be a ladder match between Ralph and Harry Morris for the custody of Rozy. Like what happened at SummerSlam 2005.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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I’m not exaggerating when I say this is one of the stupidest Ralph pics I’ve ever seen. The drunken slouching lean, the baby smirk, the disheveled hair and face pubes, the stench, he looks deranged like a rabid dog that should be put out of its misery. Salute.